Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

Then where are the 150$ upticks when you buit these beautiffull massive stacks?

With your "style" of ripping in your whole stack when someone raises your blinds you should probably get up from the table if you ever have more than 300bb.

He lost like 650 dollars straight, either he went all in every hand and had a bad streak or high stakes x)))

Paisting I've got a non-poker related question for you:

What all did you eat last month? Could you give us a rundown of your meal plan?

Going out on a limp here, but I'd expect someone showing complete lack of any discipline at the tables to also be far away from what could be considered healthy nutrition. Wouldn't be sureprised if Paisting is obese, but could also be wrong on that as punishing the whales will certainly cause an empty fridge from time to time.

Every day Limp Called Whale Meat with Flop Donked or Flop Check Called seasoning.

Paisting is legend. Will play against you at 888poker x) glgl

Are these belugas you outplayed building these huge stacks from in this room with us? Can't see a lot of outplaying in that graph before cliffing off hundreds within minutes.

Numbers actually do add up for Paisting not having been a degen and blow money on higher stakes, what makes it even more remarkable. Wasting 40-50 BIs within something like a hundred hands is outright madness.

I think you should try something new Paisting. You're terrible at poker so I think you should try 25nl but only buy in for $10. Your resteals would be more profitable and it's much easier to play a shorter stack. There's just no point to keep doing exactly what you've been doing for 20+ years at this point. You need to do something different. Play short and get up from the table when you get to 100bbs.

Paisting has proven for years that he's the worst poker player in the world. On top of that, he's a huge liar. No matter what kind of poker he plays, he loses. Unfortunately, he's far too stupid to quit.

clicked on a few random pages and ended up on this from 2019. still impressive.

what a legend for not quitting the table. Calm and collected knowing the money will flow back to him with his edge

Lots of bot nicknames on that list. And thanks to me they are now banned for ever. Without me revealing those actions they would still hoaxing.

Why not punish the bots instead of handing them money?

damn good job, you really showed them whos boss

no poker site would ever ban a bot if they're not winning money. keep playing your checkers, sit back and watch Paisting play chess.

Not true - you are a liar…

Somebody called you a liar Paisting, i think you should defend your dignity by challenging him to a duel like in good old times, a heads up match which will decide who’s right and who’s wrong.

All the best bot rings spend thousands on computers/IP Masking/ poker software to scoop that sweet NL5 cream up.

Thanks Paisting for reporting these bots. You’ve saved tens of dollars from leaving the pool.

Autism is so interesting isn't it

Why so angry?! Jokey joke? Got sucked out for a few pennies?! I feel your pain, bro!

So how bad was March, Paisting?

Come on, think positive for our hero, this is the month where it all changes.

Probably ran over ev again...