Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

I start this with some pictures:

nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV

nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4)

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18 March 2019 at 01:30 PM
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Paisting is a typical example of the Dunning-Kruger effect (The Dunning-Kruger effect refers to the cognitive bias in which people with little knowledge or low competence in a field tend to grossly overestimate their own abilities). Furthermore, he urgently needs a legal guardian to manage the welfare benefits he is scrounging from the state.


by VeniceMerchant

Sadly, this thread is the only thing in his life. He’s so proud that it has a lot of views. I asked him this a couple years ago: Someone this delusional simply can’t be reasoned with. He thinks he’s saving online poker or something.

I'm just shocked he answered a direct question.

It's a really stupid answer, but an attempt at one nonetheless.


Doubt him. Laugh at him. Count him out.
Paisting keeps showing up.

That’s what separates legends from spectators. Anyone can talk. Anyone can criticize. But it takes real heart to keep stepping into the arena, taking hits, and refusing to quit.

Paisting isn’t just playing poker he’s proving a mindset. Resilience. Relentless belief. The courage to keep going when everyone else would fold.

Respect the grind. Respect the endurance. Respect the mission.

Because win or lose . Paisting keeps going. And that’s what makes him different

For all the pussies-keybord warriors your time has come to face reality.


Very true. If there is one thing I associate with Paisting it's a strong mindset!


Paisting understands commitment. He has heart!


by Dontletit

Doubt him. Laugh at him. Count him out.Paisting keeps showing up.That’s what separates legends from spectators. Anyone can talk. Anyone can criticize. But it takes real heart to keep stepping into the arena, taking hits, and refusing to quit.Paisting isn’t just playing poker he’s proving a mindset. Resilience. Relentless belief. The courage to keep going when everyone else woul

Yes, by all means let's encourage the mentally ill to continue their self destruction.


New Updates please. How much did you lose this month?


by ejames209

Paisting understands commitment. He has heart!

Probably an extra heart instead of a brain


Show us graph Febraur please.


February was an absolutely brutal month and the suckouts just wouldn’t stop. When you compare it to January when there were barely any suckouts you can clearly see how much they impact the results. Just in spots where a whale sucked out with a garbage hand against my best hands I lost close to $300. That’s about 30 buy ins purely from straight up suckouts when holding the best hand. That hits anyone’s bankroll hard.

32 suckouts where I had 65 to 90 percent equity.

1x 90%+ equity suckout
9x 80-90% equity suckout
14x 70-80% equity suckout
8x 65-70% equity suckout

Last month I also ran into an unusually high number of loose reraisers who surprisingly always seemed to show up with a strong hand whenever I pushed back hard against them. And multiple times after completely outplaying a whale they still managed to spike some unbelievable runouts on the river.

The battle continues and hopefully this month comes with fewer suckouts.




haha - clown lost 550 dollar at 200NL in just a view hands….


That downward spike near the end must have hurt, if you just did something else with your time you would be +$1570 for the year.

Only 1 suckout at 90% or above is proof it's rigged as ****. Lucky bastard.


You should consider moving back to nl2 or nl5 where you lost like half of that what you lost know. Brutal suckouts my friend. Keep it coming, see you next month. I am considering playing at 888, normaly i play omaha but i will also play holdem to play a bit against you.


Only 1x 90% suckout is so crazy lucky with the style you play it's crazy

Anyone with a 3 figure IQ would understand that but continue your avoidance

By the way we haven't had any hands shared in a while, any for the fans ?


That downward spike at the end cant possibly have been at 10nl?!


by Paisting

February was an absolutely brutal month and the suckouts just wouldn’t stop. When you compare it to January when there were barely any suckouts you can clearly see how much they impact the results. Just in spots where a whale sucked out with a garbage hand against my best hands I lost close to $300. That’s about 30 buy ins purely from straight up suckouts when holding the best

Paisting can we see a graph with redline on? Just think like that your best qualities include relentless redline and why not show what you’re best at?


Did they raise welfare? Can't recall having seen you being down 1.5k in a single month.


by Paisting

February was an absolutely brutal month and the suckouts just wouldn’t stop. When you compare it to January when there were barely any suckouts you can clearly see how much they impact the results. Just in spots where a whale sucked out with a garbage hand against my best hands I lost close to $300. That’s about 30 buy ins purely from straight up suckouts when holding the best

So you never sucked out yourself? Your graph tells another story. Despite using the word 10 times in a not-that-long-post less than 10% of your losses this month are attributed to running under EV.


by SwedishNit

So you never sucked out yourself? Your graph tells another story. Despite using the word 10 times in a not-that-long-post less than 10% of your losses this month are attributed to running under EV.

I guess when he accidentally double clicks that column and the tracker shows him how many hands he burned EV in, he just instantly forgets it like never happened.


by Paisting

February was an absolutely brutal month and the suckouts just wouldn’t stop. When you compare it to January when there were barely any suckouts you can clearly see how much they impact the results. Just in spots where a whale sucked out with a garbage hand against my best hands I lost close to $300. That’s about 30 buy ins purely from straight up suckouts when holding the best

You’re totally right. If it wasn’t for the $286 in brutal suck outs, it’s a great month.

Seriously though, where are you even coming up with that kind of money to punt so hard?


Tough downswing


What the **** happened around hand 32k?


I watched this weird ass documentary, or as much as I could stomach of it, about gay dudes in the UK who purposely seek out HIV+ men to have sex with in hopes of getting the disease themselves. No ****ing clue why they want it but to each their own or whatever. Weirdest **** I've ever seen. Among the people in it was a 53 year old man who agreed to an interview about the topic, and his response was "Listen, I'm 53 years old. I'm at the point now in my life where I'm just going to do the things I want to do". And I guess the thing he wants to do is to get AIDS and die.

Anyway I turned it off at that point because I could not stomach any more of guys just talking about how they want to get aids.

But it helped me understand you more Paisting.

You're old. Certainly in your 50s, maybe mid 50s. You've given up on any semblance of a normal life and now are just doing whatever the hell you want. In the case of that documentary - they were trying to get aids. In your case, it's pissing away Finland's welfare money to online poker while barely eating.

I don't think this has ever been about poker or money or attention from this thread or even about winning. I think you're tired, and this is just something to do to pass the time.

And TBH, it's and incredibly sad way to live.

Take care Paisting. I'd offer advice but I know you won't take it.


by TeddyD

That downward spike at the end cant possibly have been at 10nl?!

by IOnlyReadNVG

What the **** happened around hand 32k?

Massive stack sizes. First you build your stack with huge outplays targeting one big whale on table. You and whale have both stacks like 150 dollars. Then you wait premium hand just to get suckouted or running aces with kings. That exact scenario happened last month.


by Paisting

Massive stack sizes. First you build your stack with huge outplays targeting one big whale on table. You and whale have both stacks like 150 dollars. Then you wait premium hand just to get suckouted or running aces with kings. That exact scenario happened last month.

Nice to see you reply to posts, I am genuinely curious what a typical day playing poker looks like for you? How many hours do you play per day and do you play every day? Do you play a set session of a certain time or play for a while then do something else for an hour or two and then play again?

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