Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k
I start this with some pictures:
nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV
nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4)
You had us fooled Paisting a hidden pro, so sleek and sly,
Loved trolling as a losing guy.
The net's big fool, a funny hack,
While stacked with wins he couldn't lack.
"Oh what a troll!" the people cried,
"You're Paisting indeed!
Not a loser , But the winning high stakes guy
who simply loved to donk of at the micro stakes pool .
This thread was a lot more fun when Paisiting posted more than once a month.
I haven't visited the forum in a few months. Last time I was here Paisting was posting positive graphs. I guess reversion to the mean is a real thing.
Paisting how do you spend your time when you aren't playing poker? 18k hands a month playing fast fold doesn't really take up that much time. What do you actually do all day?
Don't know how many hands you play per month. But achieving that +-20k hands per month year after year is enough work for me.
Have you ever calculated how much you lost in total so far? Must have been a couple hundred k, no?
He is out of money after losing 300 bucks, thought finnland welfare is better. He used to lose 800 per month. x)
For Paisting, playing poker involves a lot of anger, a skyhigh blood pressure, and dizziness. This is probably why he doesn't want to play more than 20k hands a month. In his first thread he said this:
This is really unhealthy and has taken all my money, which I have earned through the years with hard work.
Normally I start session with good results. Up to 2-3 bins, but then guy or guys sit on table who minraises 2bb from every cutoff, button and utg. First I start to raise them. However, no matter how big my raise is they are calling. Then they are calling flops with any2 cards. And if I push turn all in they call and suck out 40/60 equity, 30/70 equity, even with 7/93 equity. After this I start to shove against them raises and they call with Qhigh, Jhigh, Khigh, any ace and all that crap. After this I'm totally pissed, my heart rate is 100+, my blood pressure goes to sky and I feel dizzy. This happens all the time.
interesting! didn't know he ever admitted to being a tilt monkey who shoves any two cards preflop because others are playing correctly and minraising.
Paisting,
now that everyone who plays poker at least somewhat regularly (or more) raises 2x-2.5x preflop, do you accept that it is correct to do so? do you understand it becomes even more correct when a tilt monkey is in the blinds who will shove any two cards over their little raise?
Bet or raise the maximum they call, even if you're bluffing. - Paisting
I am not saying playing so high that you become scared money but i think the money has to matter and if the stakes are so low you don't care about them,then why play it all if you just tilt and donk off anyway its not a money making venture at this point right ? And your not learning or improving .
In part it has to hurt a little when you lose as much as it has to matter when you win . Obviously play sensibly and only ever play what you can comfortably afford to lose , nobody wants to see people play with there rent money . So what i am saying is Paisting would be better off takiing some time to study properly and save some money towards a bigger bankroll to play a little higher where it matters to him . Because i feel his stake doesn't matter to him , or simply try a different format maybe cash games are just not for you . You Paisting might be surprised that you could potentially be good at a different format worth a try ?
Peace to all , have a good one .
I am not saying playing so high that you become scared money but i think the money has to matter and if the stakes are so low you don't care about them,then why play it all if you just tilt and donk off anyway its not a money making venture at this point right ? And your not learning or improving . In part it has to hurt a little when you lose as much as it has to matter when
he goes broke every single month, so suggesting that he's not playing at stakes that matter to him is absurd. one of his worst skills are in fact his bankroll management. he plays higher than his BR allows every single month.
he goes broke every single month, so suggesting that he's not playing at stakes that matter to him is absurd. one of his worst skills are in fact his bankroll management. he plays higher than his BR allows every single month.
He could have a bankroll of 1 million and still go bankrupt. Paisting isn't just the worst poker player, he's also a liar who doesn't understand the basics of poker and probability.
This Board is delusional. 95% of Players are losing month after month with rakeback includet. He is just one of them and maybe one of the stupid cases.
Most of the winners are small winners, 2-5 bb. Rake is 15bb ...
This Board is delusional. 95% of Players are losing month after month with rakeback includet. He is just one of them and maybe one of the stupid cases.
Most of the winners are small winners, 2-5 bb. Rake is 15bb ...
Poker in general those % are likely true. On here I'd say wildly incorrect. At 10nl (paintings level) I'd happily bet that over 30 days and say 30k hands I'd not only win but be comfortably over 5bb and I imagine most others commenting in here would feel the same.
😂😂😂 thanks for the money idiot!! hahaha be sure ill spend it thinking of you lol the finnish pig is feeding us all
I expect the end of year graph to be very poor but looking forward to seeing the results.
Was going to offer advice for the New Year but my cat will speak three languages before you would listen.
I wish you and everyone here in this thread a Happy Christmas and a winning New Year.
I hope Paisting the whale wasn't just lucky again in December. It's totally unfair that the biggest idiot always has the most luck.
I hope Paisting the whale wasn't just lucky again in December. It's totally unfair that the biggest idiot always has the most luck.
I find this to be the most beautiful part of the game. The luck element of poker has kept Paisting and others like him incredulous and in denial for all of these years.
Ok so I'm a euro reg myself, but have some history in the US. One of the reasons I hate the euro scene is that here a lot of the regs and misregs are just fucking toxic, and feel like they absolutely need to make recs and whales feel miserable by constantly berating them.
In the States, poker culture both live and online seems to be much more welcoming to individuals who sit down at the tables to have some fun, usually lose money, but still often having a positive experience. If you see massive bb/100 losers on your table, you don't whine about them playing badly and tell them how fucking stupid they are, you offer them a second round, give them some action, and make everything you absolutely can to welcome them back and be happy doing what they are doing.
This thread is fucking painful to read. Yeah, Paisting is a big donator bb wise as long as he doesn't get some outside help for his gambling problem, but who the fuck here thinks they are any better than him for trying to make him feel even worse? Why don't you just shut the fuck up if you don't have anything nice or even funny to say, most of the commenters here should be thankful there are players who punt a lot, myself included. Actually would be nice to have a lot more people who punt like monkey tilted Paisting, or just don't fucking care. But sure, just keep on calling giga belugas and tilt machines idiots, I'm sure that will start a new poker boom very soon.
Ok so I'm a euro reg myself, but have some history in the US. One of the reasons I hate the euro scene is that here a lot of the regs and misregs are just ****ing toxic, and feel like they absolutely need to make recs and whales feel miserable by constantly berating them.
I respect what you’re saying in general. I truly do. This is a different scenario, though. Paintings is not a VIP who is sitting down to have some fun. He’s not losing money he can afford to lose. In his own words, he has ruined his entire life. He’s lost his employment, family, and everything else.
He should not be encouraged in anyway. Calling him an idiot probably isn’t very helpful either, but you are forgetting (or maybe don’t know?) that Paistings is an extremely nasty character at the table himself. He constantly berates people, tells them to kill them selves, etc.
He’s not a nice guy just trying to have fun. He’s a bonafide degenerate jerk. Doing anything other than telling him to seek professional mental health services is a disservice to him. Countless, countless attempts have been made to get through to him and many involved giving him help valued at hundreds or thousands of dollars for free. And after more than a decade of not listening to anyone on any front, or taking up anyone on any of these offers for help, you can see why many people just resort to trolling.
I still agree with your general point about VIPs but it’s not placed well here with regards to Paistings.
Ok so I'm a euro reg myself, but have some history in the US. One of the reasons I hate the euro scene is that here a lot of the regs and misregs are just ****ing toxic, and feel like they absolutely need to make recs and whales feel miserable by constantly berating them.In the States, poker culture both live and online seems to be much more welcoming to individuals who sit dow
Paisting is an extremely unlikeable idiot who insults everyone else, wishes death upon players, and lies every time he opens his mouth. Defend those who deserve it...
