Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how s
Funny. For years I gave that exact answer to the question "how are you?", because the thing that pisses me off is people asking me "how are you?" to initiate conversation. It's such a dumb, broken way to start a dialogue, since the last thing people want is an actual, honest answer. I used it so much it unintentionally became a calling card of mine.
More recently, I've soured on humanity to the point where I no longer think that's an honest response. So now I just turn it back on the person. "Never mind me, how are you?" It's every bit as stupid, but at least I'm not stuck answering a question they don't care about.
Funny. For years I gave that exact answer to the question "how are you?", because the thing that pisses me off is people asking me "how are you?" to initiate conversation. It's such a dumb, broken way to start a dialogue, since the last thing people want is an actual, honest answer. I used it so much it unintentionally became a calling card of mine.More recently, I've soured on
i just say i’m fine
That I have been taking tumeric for my joints for a couple months and just realized it is turmeric not tumeric.
how are you? isn't really how are you? but a form of "hello" IME; it doesn't requite an actual response.
I've had people say "how are u?" when i walk by them, and i just respond "hows it going?" and keep walking. neither of us actually answer the question,
French people say comment t’allez vous which literally means “how do you go” so imagine if you had to explain your basic metabolic functions constantly.
coworkers: should piss you off
lunchbox in fridge: shouldn't
cooler: absolutely should
Teams is a steaming pile of crap that should definitely piss you off but it comes with Microsoft365 so Enterprise is gonna use it.
Gloves worn by goalies in soccer/“flopper”.
People having to travel thousands of miles to end up in KC for the World Cup. Might as well throw them in Biloxi.
I woundn't go out in my back yard if they were playing a match back there, but i have spent some quality time in Biloxi, (going this Thur)...
pacers and piston brawl
When dumb restaurant workers put napkins in the dispensers upside down. There’s the side with the easily extracted fold, and the side that always leads to you having to grab a big bunch of them.
"I want children on my lap" ought to be disqualifying on its face. Santas should be decided by lot, like juries.
Pisses me off when I open these old threads and look at the profile of 50 members to see the last time they posted.
Plus I miss the username DING-DONG YO.
When dumb restaurant workers put napkins in the dispensers upside down. There’s the side with the easily extracted fold, and the side that always leads to you having to grab a big bunch of them.
And when they stuff them in there so full you can't get just one; either get many, or rip the one you're pulling out due to the friction. Also applies to paper towels in the bathroom.
