Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

Funny. For years I gave that exact answer to the question "how are you?", because the thing that pisses me off is people asking me "how are you?" to initiate conversation. It's such a dumb, broken way to start a dialogue, since the last thing people want is an actual, honest answer. I used it so much it unintentionally became a calling card of mine.

More recently, I've soured on humanity to the point where I no longer think that's an honest response. So now I just turn it back on the person. "Never mind me, how are you?" It's every bit as stupid, but at least I'm not stuck answering a question they don't care about.

i just say i’m fine

That makes total sense, but I'd hate to deny myself the opportunity to overthink something.

That I have been taking tumeric for my joints for a couple months and just realized it is turmeric not tumeric.

how are you? isn't really how are you? but a form of "hello" IME; it doesn't requite an actual response.

I've had people say "how are u?" when i walk by them, and i just respond "hows it going?" and keep walking. neither of us actually answer the question,

French people say comment t’allez vous which literally means “how do you go” so imagine if you had to explain your basic metabolic functions constantly.

"Usually in the morning, after a cup of coffee, but why do you want to know?"

Coworkers who put their entire lunchbox/cooler in the refrigerator.

Australian and New Zealand standard greeting is 'how are you going (mate)?'