Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

Trooper likes to maintain a lean inventory, like he did when he sold candy to other kids when he was 12 years old.

Note to self: Don't use business plans you developed when you were 12 years old.

This is part of the ridiculousness of ‘Trooper Thinking’. For many of us, ‘working for the man’ is a cushy 8 hour a day job with steady income, benefits and retirement savings. Something Trooper cannot comprehend..

Fantastic post.... the whack pack really do have so many classics. They really outdo themselves when it comes to buffoonery!

He’s one of… how many vultures wandering from machine to machine day in and day out.

He’s a common crow. Just trying to eat whatever’s leftover. Roadkill, dumpsters, wherever food is available.

Professional gambler… HA!

I would disagree with this part of your post. Not every BJ table has favorable rules that allow for profitable counting. Same with poker, plenty of bad games. Both require what I would consider more "skill" than what trooper is doing, assuming trooper actually has an edge. Its simply knowing when to play machines that are in a profitable state, simple memorization.

AP play is same, volume (time based). Yeah you might not find a lot of machines in a good state, but you also may not find good poker tables or BJ tables.

BJ you also have to deal with getting backed off, you get backed off or banned from a property you are toast and may not be able to play. While casinos don't love vultures I don't think they care as much about them.

Casino Nomad reports from Don Laughlin to play poker.

Casino Nomad is up $125 in poker then loses same on Video Poker and slots.

Casino Nomad then walks to Harrah's Laughlin for 10X multiplier.

Casino Nomad then travels by car to Colorado.

Casino Nomad ears 282 tier credits before multiplier.

Henry absolutely CRUSHED the sweet, sweet VP, including Aces w/ Kicker on DDB. Leon has competition!

I don't get how he's getting comped rooms earning 281 TC's over two days. I've been comped at Caesars nationwide for the better part of a decade and my baseline is generally 1,000 TC's a day on a trip (although there are time, if I drive up to AC or fly into Vegas and arrive late, I'll do 500), which seems to keep Caesars happy. I can't imagine my comps would flow if I were earning as little as he does.

Please make it stop first it was OMC now this idiot?

If he was actually profitable, who cares how the EV is left? In poker I’m a vulture waiting for unskilled opponents to punt. In blackjack, you are taking the unskilled players money (indirectly through the casino).

The real issue with Trooper is that after 20 years as a breakeven poker player he’s now acting super smug like he is and always has been the smartest guy in the room.

Somehow also thinking he’s a tough guy despite no fighting training, fitness history and while living off the diet a 14 year dreams they’ll one day be allowed to eat every day.

yeah that was pretty wild for Casino Nomad Henry.
hit and run at live poker for $125 in under an hour
at VP held onto 4-4-2 and hit quads?
then binks quad aces

So Timmy states on his twitter page that no one can guess his reasons for playing machines at -EV states. My guess is he thinks that by taking plays that other APs won't, he can trick the casino algorithm into not identifying him as an AP, thereby removing the risk of getting barred from play.

ETA: re Enchant, they intended to stockpile but the issues with the AC and the metal table prevented them from doing so. At least, those were the excuses.

Trooper would be the smartest guy in the underground tunnels right now if it weren't for LT. It seems his only true talent is attracting well-healed women with low self-esteem.

In his latest short video,tight wad of the century informs us that he found a chicken sandwich at $12.35 at SFO airport.

Fat Zach says he is quite surprised at finding that price at an airport,but states that he still isnt gonna get one of course-all while struggling to hide his classic smug grin.

Classic, thank you for the laugh. This is just like when he shows hands he wasn't involved in (aka 99/100 hands)

It's like "I found a Rembrandt for only $15 million. I didn't buy it."

He seemed so pleased with himself for finding that bargain that i thought he would actually buy one this time lol. But that would be too crazy of a splurge for Rice.

After roaming around in San Fran for like 16 hours non stop it would be out of this world to eat a sandwich for 12 bucks before his returnflight! I guess he bought a solid sized pocket bread earlier that day.

Vlogger Jasmine Wolf does a tour of the strip poker rooms and appears to be without a bra while wearing a tight shirt.

You should know by now you can't make a post like that without pics!

lol. Is this the norm? Show nips, get clicks?

I generally can't get weekends comped but my caesars TC earned is way less than 280 a day and I get weekdays comped all over the country.

I mean 280 is about 1400 ran through slots. Figure 10 percent hold and it's 70 a day in exchange for a room that would be empty in Laughlin.

In general Caesars comps super easy outside up their upper level properties.

this would not hide the fact he was an ap player

and casinos don't mind them so long as they aren't being disruptive or creating bad vibes

Nah he's just a mouth breather who thinks he can play a machine from a -ev state to a positive one and have it be +ev overall .

He's also definitely don't this, then ran out of money just to watch an actual AP take over the play.