Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

Ryan DePaulo went on a rant about this.

why not just buy a house or a super nice car or something.

or buy a card for like $100.

this isn't an investment that will provide any value down the road

He did a video on his personal YouTube a few years ago where he bought a bunch of high-end sports cards at the peak of the COVID-era market - unsurprisingly, just about all the cards he bought have lost 90%+ value since then (also including the tens of thousands of dollars he spent on NFTs)

Chainsaw isn't what most people would consider really tall.

I saw the busto degen con man Trooper97 slot checking at the V. The exact same behavior he complains about from other players. And he was, of course, dressed in his 15 year old kid clothing, top off by his douche bag pulled down low brim trucker hat. He seemed preoccupied with scanning all around him and was focused on the other slot players.
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ELD visits his 107th poker room.

ELD reviews the chairs and felt.

No useful Nomadic information was presented.

My recollection of the milk thing was it’s relatively cheap and high protein.

I’d say you’re a bit off on the protein, usually 1 gram per pound is what I was taught.

1g per kilo is for sedentary people.

That being said, by either of our ratios BK is eating way too much.

Wonder if he’s still crushing those hockey plays he pays for that totally aren’t square picks.

Trooper is an entitled child. He expected to be the Andrew Neeme or Brad Owen of the space but refuses to even try and be likeable like they did.

Forgot everyone’s names for his shoutouts, and has basically given up on his dying OG channel.

When you are a narcissist and you have delusions of grandeur, you’re going to become very bitter later in life when it becomes clear that you weren’t gods chosen pet.

It’s why he has no real friends outside of that guy Clubs and the guy he’d collude with in tourneys (Harry?). They’re hard to be around because all they want to talk about is how hard they work and how famous/successful they’re about to be.

Lady Trooper probably had a really shitty dad, so Trooper seems nice by comparison. But really, if she had a good dad, she’d never go within 2 feet of Trooper because he’s kind of a dick to her. And that’s without talking about the AP funding.

You realize that grams and kilograms are metric and pounds are imperial - two very different systems of measurement.

One pound is the equivalent of 2.2 kilograms. Your protein requirement has to be half of what is expected. So, for a 200 pound person, your protein requirement would be 100 grams and not 200 grams. Again, you are wasting protein and it is just going to the toilet and not your body. Any dietician will tell you this.

It is the same with running shoes - 300 miles is the equivalent of 500 kilometers. The “advice” on the internet is that running shoes should last 300 to 500 miles. Any high school track and field coach can tell you that the 300 to 500 miles is really 300 miles OR 500 kilometers.

I’m Canadian, so yeah I understand one is metric and the other isn’t.

I’ve trained alongside professional athletes for many years and played low level pro sports.

You know Mike Isratel is mostly a joke right? He thinks he looks better than Mike Mentzer did lol. Keep eating your 100g of protein.

Google protein intake sedentary human. It says 0.8 grams per kilo. You think a 20% increase is all a bodybuilder would need to add muscle? Get real.

Cool story bro. I’m a former NCAA Division I athlete. Think I’m impressed by you? Spoiler alert: I’m not.

I also lift at a power lifting gym where there are plenty of former pro athletes and current college athletes. Again, you think I care about your bro science opinion?

I’ll take the under on you playing Div 1 anything. And let me guess: at this pretend gym of yours with all these pro athletes, nobody eats more than 100g of protein a day?

You’re making a fool of yourself. Stop.

You lose that bet. Besides, I am already in your head with your replies, former low pro sports reject.

Keep replying, Canadian wannabe. You are making my Monday morning very entertaining, pretend “Low Pro” sports reject from your mom’s basement.

who cares. it's not important

It was a mistake for me to reply to you. There’s zero chance you even lift. All your posts are closeted obsessions about Trooper and Diesel. Blocked.

Neither is talking about the Wack pack 24/7 but here we all are.

remember people sharing one where he was showing an app that had nfts loaded inside the app but they were locked to that app and only lived within the app (kinda like nba topshot) and he was spending tens of thousands of dollars on anything disney related - on nfts which couldn't be sold as of that moment

entire thing was run as a sweepstakes too

was wild - reminds me of all the jonathan bales posts on twitter about how everyone should be buying the dip on topshot while anyone looking at his account could see he hadn't bought anything in months and had listed his entire portfolio for sale

Of course he does the same exact thing other people do.
It's hilarious when he's on rich little pigs at 15 with people watching and he shows them like "you missed this suckers".
He's an absolute clown.
When he sees someone playing a machine that's getting close he waits hoping they get up- the same exact behavior he claims to hate.

Guys who joke around on a forum with a common interest are pretty cool.

Guys who log in every single day and hate watch content just to laugh at the same people-- how do you feel about your own lives that you need to constantly remind yourselves what failures these vloggers are?

Like there is 0 discussion of any actual poker vloggers. Just people laughing at losers because they feel bad about themselves and want to feel good by comparison.

Internet Skater reports from his garage at his new Vegas Permanent Address.

Then he cleans Ronda Honda and goes to Pick a Part.

He reports there are two pick a part locations in Las Vegas.

He then gives away Ronda Honda to a subscriber.

Those discussions were had months ago, and they haven't really changed anything since. If you want to discuss something new, then post it.

ELD reports in his newsletter that both Bally's and Caesars Palace are now at 34 tier credits per hour and $2 per hour comps. ELD recommends to go to Bally's now due to its favorable location to the weight room.

https://youtu.be/9ghDghHON0s?si=t3NKmbdm...

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How Franz has the hots for LT is puzzling to say the least.
I heard a rumor that Franz hasn't been around here lately, cause he's too busy staking out Costco, hoping to bump into LT ?

That's what we're doing here, joking around. Thanks for the compliment.

You're correct that we log in for the comedy. You're wrong that we hate watch. We have stated many times that we appreciate the comedy that the vloggers provide. It's like watching sitcoms on TV. Calling the vloggers failures is not nice of u.

And here u are calling the vloggers losers again. U should be as appreciative of their comedy as we are.

I just always assumed he was joking around with all the having the hotz for LT stuff.

maybe franz' penis looks like a play button?