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Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by 18000rpm

The craziest thing is the year Rice started vlogging daily he was really upset that he wasn't nominated for best poker vlog at the GPI Poker Awards. His videos have zero editing and zero effort. The lack of self-awareness is staggering.

He hasn't figured out how to do a voice over in all these years.

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Today, ELD parks his rental car at the University of Tulsa and seeks the football stadium.

ELD states he could scale the fence but will not due to possible people watching ELD.

ELD notes a security vehicle makes a U-turn.

ELD confirms the security vehicle is not law enforcement and is only a security guard.

ELD routes through the dorms and then gets on the field.

ELD enters the end zone and states, "Not a bad way to start the day."

Someone in a golf cart drives by ELD and does not object to ELD being on the field.

ELD states he previously made a 43 yard field goal.

ELD then heads to the basketball court.

ELD states he found a Russian studies class in another building.


Nomadic Duck reports on earning tier points by betting on Betmgm and Rio Sports Betting on the the same game but each different outcomes after analyzing the odds to make sure that the percentage taken for the house is minimal or small profit to the Nomad. He advises to bet on Tennis for small wins instead of major sports with divergent odds.

Nomadic Duck also advises Nomadic gamblers to play Baccarat machine and always bet on Banker.


I’m calling bullshit on El D making a 43yd field goal.

Also, doesn’t he know there’s this magic app called ‘Maps’ that functions as a GPS? It will take you to all the magical ghost towns your heart desires.


by topg2024

In today's youtube short, Casino Nomad explains his Nomadic pack.

It includes condiments, hangers, mirror, and drain stoppers.

Anyone that doubts Casino Nomad has the bonafides to be inducted into the wack pack needs to see his emergency nomad pack full of stolen ketchup and mayo packets. I wouldn't be surprised if Henry also takes his hot dogs doused generously with mayo and pepper just like the Supreme Leader does.


Today's Rice video was an ABSOLUTE BANGER. He smugly walks on to a mid-major college football field, evading authority (both public and campus), breathing heavily as if he'd played 3 quarters. This is what Youtube was intended for!


by Pete_Peters

Today's Rice video was an ABSOLUTE BANGER. He smugly walks on to a mid-major college football field, evading authority (both public and campus), breathing heavily as if he'd played 3 quarters. This is what Youtube was intended for!

Yeah,instant classic from Fat Zach. His smug grin when he talked about how the fences would be childsplay and no match for him if he wanted to jump them was hilarious as pr usual.

And the "there you go" stuff he says all the time also cracks me up,while he explains he was "glad" he got to walk out on the field for himself and the vlog. How old are you,like 10? He has so many bizarre obsessions its out of this world.


Fat Zach is unable to comprehend or process any slight hint of sarcasm thru his very thick and irregular shaped dome. This clown and Whack Pack MVP will always deliver with more horrible daily content that fits his personal rubric.

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It's disturbing how easy it is for some unsavory character to get into these university campuses (you might call it campi) and buildings.


On Hustler last night, Mariano won a massive pot by calling $13, 000 pre with 63o, then getting it all in against AA when he made a straight on the turn. WTF.


Yep its because the stakes are way lower and he was gambling it up, got super lucky obviously. Feel bad for the other guy he got wrecked and it was clearly bothering him


What? He didn't time himself on the 40-yard dash? What would his time be and would he have a heart attack?


by bobw525

He hasn't figured out how to do a voice over in all these years.

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He knows how to do them - he just doesn't bother. When he shows one of his maps (for example a parking lot grid with three red dots to show the parking areas, or an oval to simulate a poker table) he narrates over them to explain the perceived intricacies of the image.


The claims of hitting a 43 yard field goal then wishing there was a victim for him to beat in HORSE made me laugh.

I missed him being an All Ivy League athlete

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by parisron

What? He didn't time himself on the 40-yard dash? What would his time be and would he have a heart attack?

He didn't want to embarrass people on the football team with his blazing speed.


by bobw525

I would rather not play than use that style

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by Your Mom

There's really no difference. Nits have such a backwards ass approach to the game.

At 1-3 NL people still pay them off.


by Steve00007

At 1-3 NL people still pay them off.

Not nearly enough though,as evidenced by Fat Zach got forced to quit playing and start dealing instead cause he coudnt beat the games.


by FloposaurusRex

On Hustler last night, Mariano won a massive pot by calling $13, 000 pre with 63o, then getting it all in against AA when he made a straight on the turn. WTF.

First time watching Mariano? He's worth watching, very entertaining.


by pig4bill

First time watching Mariano? He's worth watching, very entertaining.

Nope just thought that was one of his wilder plays I’ve seen.


by RonnyMexico72

I'm calling bullshit on El D making a 43yd field goal.

Also, doesn't he know there's this magic app called 'Maps' that functions as a GPS It will take you to all the magical ghost towns your heart desires.

I was the backup kicker for a Canadian university team - 25+ years ago.

There is a ZERO percent chance he could make one from 43. And a SMALL chance he could make one from 30 or longer.


Pman's real results:
Results over the past 10 days: -281
Overall Results (Day 36): -$1347

Hypothetical minimum wage:
Today's Earnings: +$96 (Week 6, Weekday 1)
Cumulative Taco Bell Earnings (Day 36): +$2496

Delta:
Net loss of $3,843 from minimum wage

Pman's Taco Bell stats assume a 40 hour work week.


Pman put in a few tournaments on the 11th and 12th, then radio silence. So in the past 19 days he's fired about 10 tournaments as a "pro poker player", cashing in one for a profit of $194 and losing $477 in the other nine tournaments.


by borg23

He didn't want to embarrass people on the football team with his blazing speed.

I'm surprised he didn't find some D1 athletes around campus to embarrass in a combine test.


by Petrucci

Not nearly enough though,as evidenced by Fat Zach got forced to quit playing and start dealing instead cause he coudnt beat the games.Sure,can you play like a nit and get paid once in a while?Yes-but you cant play,act,behave and appear like the biggest nit ever to walk the earth and win at any decent clip anymore.When Rice turns up to a game even the biggest whales can somehow

You could be right but I think he could have just ran badly for a while and with his style of play, that could be maddening enough to get him to quit.

Sklansky and Malnuth played some 1-3 and teach a style that relies a lot on opponents making horrible mistakes because that’s what they observed in those games.

Rice also wasn’t playing in the games with a $500 max buy-in.


by pig4bill

First time watching Mariano? He's worth watching, very entertaining.

Meh. Its pretty standard. He makes ridiculous unorthodox plays to give action.

You can't watch when of his videos where he doesn't say 'don't do this' at least 3 times.

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Homelessbieber follows the Casino Nomadic Laughlin weekend protocol.

Homelessbieber reports from Laughlin and walks the Laughlin strip.

Homelessbieber declares Laughlin is, "Way better than Vegas".

Laughlin has lower resort fees for Nomads without Diamond tier.

Homelessbieber reports being propositioned by older ladies.

Homelessbieber states Laughlin is peaceful and chill and more relaxed than Vegas.

Young Nomads are treated like Kings in Laughlin by Laughlin females.

Homelessbieber previously reported no drivers license and it is unclear on how he traveled to Laughlin.

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