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Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by VeniceMerchant

Anyone have a P/L on his slot play? I’m guessing with a $10k score he has to be up.

he shares so little it's impossible to tell

but this is not the only big score he's shown

despite taking questionable plays, he's clearly sun running and probably up a decent amount



Casino nomad scraping the bottom of the barrel with his latest effort!

Starts blubbering around the 9:32 mark about his 'failing health,' as evidenced by him getting winded taking a walk.

He's highly cagey about this downturn in his health; all I can tell is that he's overweight and more sedentary than rice, which is saying something. He has not been to a doctor.

Continues pontificating and sniffling, then the happy horn music cues in 30 seconds before the end

Also, states he goes to the bank to get cash for groceriess, etc. instead of using a debit card, as the debit card enabled him to access cash at the casino.

This boggles the mind. He also has a credit card; why not use the credit card instead of cash?

Again, he's probably missing out on credit card rakeback. He probably has a credit card for losers?


by Steve00007

His quality of life is way better working Taco Bell than playing poker.

Isn’t Taco Bell the chain that announced it is going to pay starting $19/hr with benefits? If so that would be better for 98 percent of poker pros.


by Steve00007

When a potential gambling addict is secretive about results it raises red flags.

He won $10k at one point when he was playing poker. He went on heaters at 2-5 and people started thinking he was a decent player. In fact he went on several big heaters over the years.

Anyone that questioned his poker abilities back then was usually called a hater.

It’s not just the earnings from AP alone though you can see how much happier and healthier he is. Along with being able to spend more time vs LT vs the normal dregs he would be grinding with at 1/3 games. He’s literally glowing these days.


by GGecko
by KeepGLOBALfair

Surprised there hasn’t been a significant love interest in Rice’s life after all these years you would think his lifestyle and YouTube chronicles would attract at least a couple people.

Rice is 100% gay or asexual. Plus as others mentioned, he's notorious tight-wad cheapskate and dresses like a total fat slob hobo that got his wardrobe from a dumpster.

by Petrucci
by GGecko

Rice is 100% gay or asexual. Plus as others mentioned, he's notorious tight-wad cheapskate and dresses like a total fat slob hobo that got his wardrobe from a dumpster.

It is also possible he just have zero chance with women and has given up after being rejected over time. His extreme tightwad lifestyle, huge lack of personal hygiene, fat slob appearance and nut low wardrobe ca

No woman would ever want to be around Fat Zach with his horrible body smell.


by JoseJohnnyJimJack

Women are turned off by tightwads. Rice has no chance.

So Diesel may be wasting his time hanging out by the brown banana aisle?


by Burdzthewurd

I bet Rice is dreaming of the EDR being temporarily shut down and Caesar's just letting him gorge at Bacchanal Buffet instead

Nobody wants to see or smell a hobo rooting around the food stations where they paid big bucks to get in. He would shut that buffet down.


by VeniceMerchant

I think he probably is smoking more cigars because he finally has some actual disposable income. Making $13k a year or whatever his sad poker years were likely didn’t allow more than one a month.

Weren't a lot of those donated anyway?


by GGecko

Rice is 100% gay or asexual. Plus as others mentioned, he's notorious tight-wad cheapskate and dresses like a total fat slob hobo that got his wardrobe from a dumpster.

Nah, better than that. Good Will donation dumpster, maybe.


Agree with Rick, trooper has to be up a good clip but him taking these high limit, high variance plays under the new tax law is pretty risky. I haven’t found anything over $20spins yet this year, so I hadn’t had to decide if it is worth it or not for me yet. On the bright side, all the mid high limit plays are basically free tax now.


by parisron

Good thing he never pays taxes, or he would know the bad news about deductions starting this year for gamblers.

He's gonna have to because he got at least 1 w-2, right?


by parisron

He has LT hooked for life.

Trooper's future:


So glad Rice isn't dealing at Orleans I really dont like seeing him.


by Petrucci

Well,lets have this talk in a couple of years from now and see if the Troopers havent gone broke-or even being so addicted that they will loan money or max out credit cards to get the needed scratch.If Trooper is successful at this slot stuff in 2-3 years,we can have this debate. As for now,he have likely been on a huge heater for the past few months-i am not gonna high five hi

Pretty much this. If you ever know anyone up very high in the casino management world they will be able to tell you that they have players every year who are in the black for millions of dollars from slots; and this is recreational players not AP. Heck even Vegas Matt made 6 figures pofit from recreational gambling last year and he plays decent volume every single day. Trooper has been on a massive heater as evidence by all his videos where he runs massively above expectation in almost every single play. He would be winning just due to luck even if he knew nothing about AP.


I would have more confidence in him if he did better at poker.

If they go broke they would do their best to try and hide it. It’s one of the reasons these slot videos aren’t interesting. They tell us very little about what’s going on.


by angle_shooter

Pretty much this. If you ever know anyone up very high in the casino management world they will be able to tell you that they have players every year who are in the black for millions of dollars from slots; and this is recreational players not AP. Heck even Vegas Matt made 6 figures pofit from recreational gambling last year and he plays decent volume every single day. Trooper

People who only show big wins are 100% buried.

Stop falling for the bullshit that Tim is somehow highly intelligent. He’s a moron, a loser, and a failure at everything he’s ever done in his life and has nothing to show for it, other than a 40 something torn down who is living off of someone else money.

He’s NEVER been a winner. He’s a LOSER.


Christina posts a cooking video with the most unflattering photo of herself in the thumbnail. Surely she could have found better?


by Confidential

Christina posts a cooking video with the most unflattering photo of herself in the thumbnail. Surely she could have found better?

Those f'in eyebrows....


by Steve00007

I would have more confidence in him if he did better at poker.

If they go broke they would do their best to try and hide it. It’s one of the reasons these slot videos aren’t interesting. They tell us very little about what’s going on.

He still doesn’t seem to understand that it’s the struggle that is interesting. In his mind, it’s the “balling.”

What is the actual ceiling of these slots in terms of annual profit? Like why wasn’t he doing this as a career years ago?


by prairiebreeze

People who only show big wins are 100% buried.

Stop falling for the bullshit that Tim is somehow highly intelligent. He’s a moron, a loser, and a failure at everything he’s ever done in his life and has nothing to show for it, other than a 40 something torn down who is living off of someone else money.

He’s NEVER been a winner. He’s a LOSER.

So far we know he's won two "jackpots" - the 10K and the 12K. Iirc on the 12K he was 2K in the hole when he hit. So let's say $20K worth of jackpots that we know of.

But he's playing $50/spin on today's 10K hit. Unknown how many other times he's played $50/spin and how much he lost there.

There was another recent AP video where they won like $1200 and before they hit that, Christina is in the background saying, "come on, we really need it."

I suspect he plays bigger each time he has a close to 5-figure hit. With the swings he has to be having, he's lucky if he's up any money at all.

The casino will get it all back in the end. He's an addict. The rest is an act to fool Christina so he can keep getting his fix.


by Confidential

So far we know he's won two "jackpots" - the 10K and the 12K. Iirc on the 12K he was 2K in the hole when he hit. So let's say $20K worth of jackpots that we know of.But he's playing $50/spin on today's 10K hit. Unknown how many other times he's played $50/spin and how much he lost there.There was another recent AP video where they won like $1200 and before they hit that, Christ

Exactly this. He's not gonna show the times he gets buried 20k at 50 a spin.

At his core he's an overconfident degen. Those guys always lose even if they find an edge in some things.


by Confidential

Christina posts a cooking video with the most unflattering photo of herself in the thumbnail. Surely she could have found better?

I have always wondered who has the biggest rack - Twatts or Lady Twatts


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by JoseJohnnyJimJack

Women are turned off by tightwads. Rice has no chance.

So Diesel may be wasting his time hanging out by the brown banana aisle?

No, Chubby Scubby is looking for a different type of brown banana when he is hanging out in the fruits aisle.


by Playlive

So glad Rice isn't dealing at Orleans I really dont like seeing him.

He will be back for the series


by prairiebreeze

He is over 50 for sure

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