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lol of course he did, he also calls burros, donkeys. Diesel is so impossibly dumb now it’s crazy, he says something incorrect in every video and when called out he argues semantics on why he is right, when he clearly isn’t.

had no idea Mark Strong was a Fontainebleau regular, really good stuff

I don't think Mark gets free eggs.

Also does Mark know how to sleep in his car on days between rooms?

Does Mark have all the tier matching rules memorized?

Finally, does he even follow the Rubric and have excellent grammar?

He looks a little thin and seems like he can use some time in the weight room, too.

Finally, does he know how to get to Allegiant Stadium from Fontainebleau?

Yeah just like when he said Wawa was his favorite restaurant. Naturally he doubled down when challenged that it was more in line with a gas station or convenience store.

According to the rubric; any establishment which sells food is a restaurant; and any large species of deer with antlers is a moose.

I just find it funny how Diesel is such a stickler for proper word usage (less vs fewer), punctuation and spelling but will call companies by their former names and mispronounce words like mozzarella and Nevada.

Face up pai gow is a horrible game. Might as well just sit there and have the dealer set your hand for you. Face up ruined the game. Just deal the cards and let me know if I win or lose.

From Wizard of odds.

So average that to 10% house edge. For every $100 you bet the house is taking $10.

The only time face up pai gow becomes +EV is when there is a huge progressive jackpot. Which needs to be north of 2 million dollars.

When I degen in the pits, I play 3 card poker.

And 3 card poker also has progressives that make it +EV at much lower thresholds.

And all you need to know is can your 3 card had beat Q-6-4. If yes you play. If not surrender. But you can deviate, because it's face down and hold a jack occasionally and still beat the dealer.

Much more fun than face up pai gow with way better house odds.

I like pai gow.
to every man his own

Interesting video, but watching someone lose X amount at the casino in order to get 0.5X in comps will get old quick.

I wonder if it's the thrill of getting "free" meals, VIP service, having hotel workers pretend to give a **** about you and slobber on your dong. Or the high one out of every 5-6 trips where he books a winning session.

Bro could just book a suite, rent a limo, go out to eat on his own dime, see a show, play $25/hand Pai Gow and STILL come out ahead of what he just did.

maybe it's not (only) about the money. most people that go to Vegas lose. they still come back. it's fun, it's a getaway, it's an experience. some people like to spend their work money on release stuff

what's this you say about hotel workers slobber on your dong

That area is not high desert, it's ordinary forest. it gets a lot of moisture because of the altitude. Same deal with NM around ABQ. Taos ski area is close by. There are also heavily forested areas in the northwest by 4 corners, and the west next to AZ.

That's a bold challenge, given some of the stuff he's said.

But yeah, no mooses in AZ, not even in zoos afaik. Although some cities might have lodges with moose in them.

The eternal question: What came first, Rice's chicken or Rice's eggs?

I couldn't help myself, I had to watch that video. Man, he sounds like such a moron. He's like a 5 year old child, amazed at the discovery of a sawn tree. Or a "moose" on the sidewalk. Or that mountains that are probably 7 or 8 thousand feet in altitude would have a forest. I think the red mystery bush that "someone painted" is just a Manzanita. Fairly common in the AZ. How can someone in his mid-30's be so ignorant? When he was talking about bears, I was really wishing one would walk out onto that trail, just to see if he would leave in the footage of him crapping his pajamas.

Don't forget the hanging ducks in San Francisco China Town. Is it possible the Ivy League could offer a refund of tuition for their complete and utter failure to educate?

Who could forget the famous hanging "raw" ducks of San Francisco.

How can one man be so wrong about so many things all while maintaining such a smug demeanour?

Rice reports unless you transferred to PHo from Bally’s, all other dealers were transferred to Caesars. That said, he feels he is a better fit at Bally’s, his Bosses call it Horseshoe, and is trying to finagle a transfer to Bally’s instead. He plans on staying at one of the Caesars properties at least through the end of the Summer series, at minimum to continue use of toilet and shower at the weight room. Rice will not work full time, and feels he may earn the same pay working three days a week at CP/B than his four PHo days due to the fact these other rooms are busier and he shouldn’t get as many short shifts.

El Diesel will reassess next steps based on his options after the Summer Series, and may return to traveling. He is intent on showing up all five of his remaining shifts, with the hope of dealing the last hand at PHo as he did on the first day it opens.

Today ELD appears in the Desert and gives his plan for the closing of PH.

ELD has his cool sunglasses on.

ELD predicted the closure of PH and will not cause ELD any harm. Nomads can survive.

ELD will deal ideally at Bally's and if not there at Caesars.

ELD will increase his hours and work three days per week and explore more ghost towns.

ELD will stay an employee for "Weight Room" purposes.

ELD will maintain his Permanent Address.

Prior to CET selling the Rio, ELD gave his financial advice for CET to sell Planet Hollywood.

ELD will chronical his last five shifts at PH.

True to form this compulsive liar claims that he saw the PH closure coming,despite making fun of commenters in his YT comment section that told him PH was indeed gonna close.

Rice deflected this and replied in an arrogant rude fashion that its certainly the way things are done-that "nobodys on the internet gets informed before me about this".

Of course he simply cant comprehend that other people knows things that he doesent. He absolutely did not see this coming,he thought they was gonna keep the room going until WSOP 2026 and capitalize on the action during that stretch. And now that it did close,he is rewriting the story as he did see the closing was coming in order to save face.

I spent a minute looking into this. Apparently, there are rare, stray moose in northern Arizona... If Rice saw one in the Tonto, totally sick siting. He should report it to Fish and Game. Maybe National Geographic.

Regarding that "wild moose" in Arizona—you actually do get the occasional stray moose wandering down there, though you’re way more likely to run into elk. If this is legit, Rice should probably give Fish and Game a heads-up; it’s actually pretty cool info for scientists and hikers alike. Sightings like this help track how species are moving into unusual areas and can really help with wildlife conservation planning. Plus, it’s good for locals and tourists to know about so they can plan safer hiking and camping routes.

Yup, sure. The "Arizona Moose" sightings are always of Elk. Seeing a real Moose in Arizona is just as theoretically possible as seeing a polar bear in Arizona.

See here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wildlifephotogr...

and here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsintere...

and lastly here:

https://www.google.com/search?q=are+ther...

Don’t usually go on X, but my God what a lame post from a failed poker player/ candy maker turned slot grinder. And absolutely gets BBQ’d by the only reply.

Yeah but he got to hobnob with officer Stacy Sheridan

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