Moderation Questions
Moderation Questions
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Moderation Questions

The last iteration of the moderation discussion thread was a complete disaster. Numerous attempts to keep it on topic fa

30 January 2024 at 05:27 AM
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You are a seriously weird person with a Messiah complex. These things never end well for people like you. I just hope no one gets hurt while you're still "active".


by Karl_TheOG_Marx m

"Oh Tobias, you blowhard!"On one hand you think the moderators are going to burn eternally in the "Lake of Fire", and on the other you beg them to change somebody's forum undertitle. Any moderator worth their name would tell you to shut the **** up and/or permaban you (again?) You are right about one thing; the Bible is dope, many compelling stories and fun literary flourishe

coordi has already submitted a request for the untitle change


by Crossnerd m

I just need someone to explain, either lagtight or Craig, why Satan would punish me for defying the same ******* he defied? Shouldn’t we be, like, friends… or something?

Huh? Satan doesn't punish you for anything. What in Sam Hill are you talking about?


by jchristo m

No one cares

That remains to be seen.


by Karl_TheOG_Marx m

"Oh Tobias, you blowhard!"On one hand you think the moderators are going to burn eternally in the "Lake of Fire", and on the other you beg them to change somebody's forum undertitle. Any moderator worth their name would tell you to shut the **** up and/or permaban you (again?) You are right about one thing; the Bible is dope, many compelling stories and fun literary flourishe

No, I actually don't think that.

Everyone has an opportunity at some point to repent and believe the Gospel!

Eternity is too long to be wrong!


by geezerchess m

No, I actually don't think that.

Everyone has an opportunity at some point to repent and believe the Gospel!

Eternity is too long to be wrong!

And what about the non Christians who don’t repent and don’t have the promise of salvation?

Do you not care enough about them to throw yourself in the fire so they can find refuge in your salvation?


by craig1120 m

And what about the non Christians who don’t repent and don’t have the promise of salvation?

Do you not care enough about them to throw yourself in the fire so they can find refuge in your salvation?

What about people like me who just want to watch football on Sundays?


by mongidig m

What about people like me who just want to watch football on Sundays?

You’re not in the Christian story so you’re not subject to the promises / punishments of the story.


by craig1120 m

I’ll be here long after all of you are dead. Who’s less healthy?

The serotonin I get from laughing at these has to have some sort of health benefits at least


by craig1120 m

And what about the non Christians who don’t repent and don’t have the promise of salvation?

They will spend eternity in the Lake of Fire.

Do you not care enough about them to throw yourself in the fire so they can find refuge in your salvation?

COMPLEX-QUESTION FALLACY ALERT!!!


by mongidig m

What about people like me who just want to watch football on Sundays?

You can join a Seventh Day Adventist Church. They worship on Saturday.


And don't forget the people that don't profess their loyalty to the flying spaghetti monster. They will be filtered by the great colander while the rest of us spend eternity in pastadise.


by craig1120 m

You’re not in the Christian story so you’re not subject to the promises / punishments of the story.

That's just false.

False teachers such as yourself will have even greater punishment upon them in the Lake of Fire.

Please repent while there is still time!

Eternity is too long to be wrong!


This is like watching two 8 year olds argue whether batman would beat up superman.


by Crossnerd m

The serotonin I get from laughing at these has to have some sort of health benefits at least

Laughter is the best medicine.


by d2_e4 m

This is like watching two 8 year olds argue whether batman would beat up superman.

At least they agree that both of them would **** up Iron Mong, because everybody wants to punch that guy.


by d2_e4 m

This is like watching two 8 year olds argue whether batman would beat up superman.

I think it's pretty clear even to an 8-year-old that Superman would beat up Batman.

(Maybe Batman+Robin could beat up Superman, though.)


by geezerchess m

I think it's pretty clear even to an 8-year-old that Superman would beat up Batman.

(Maybe Batman+Robin could beat up Superman, though.)

Would god **** up Buddha though? And why, who would want to **** up Buddha? That's ****ed up, man.


by d2_e4 m

Would god **** up Buddha though? And why, who would want to **** up Buddha? That's ****ed up, man.

Don't you have a parole hearing to get to or something?


by geezerchess m

Don't you have a parole hearing to get to or something?

No, apparently bludgeoning bible thumpers to death with a 14 inch black dildo is a hate crime and those are non parolable. Anyway, you were saying?


by d2_e4 m

No, apparently bludgeoning bible thumpers to death with a 14 inch black dildo is a hate crime and those are non parolable. Anyway, you were saying?

Does the extra length over a normal sized dildo make it feel better, or is it just an ego thing?


by Karl_TheOG_Marx m

he pretty much did -- the only thing he failed to do was to bold his change, which, big deal

No, wait, you literally think I'm going to be tortured for eternity all for the sin of not believing in your genocidal, hateful, overtly malevolent sky faerie, so it's much more appropriate and correct to simply say, "**** you".

That doesn't mean he wants you to do so.


by Crossnerd m

I just need someone to explain, either lagtight or Craig, why Satan would punish me for defying the same ******* he defied? Shouldn’t we be, like, friends… or something?

In Dante's inferno it wasn't actually the devil punishing anyone (except the one guy he was chewing on for eternity. And he was trapped there just like everyone else.


by craig1120 m

I’ll be here long after all of you are dead. Who’s less healthy?

Being here any longer than necessary is a punishment, not a gift.


by Dunyain m

Does the extra length over a normal sized dildo make it feel better, or is it just an ego thing?

Don't know about "better". More authentic.

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