Moderation Questions
Moderation Questions
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Moderation Questions

The last iteration of the moderation discussion thread was a complete disaster. Numerous attempts to keep it on topic fa

30 January 2024 at 05:27 AM
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by jjjou812 m

FYP and still living rent free in your head!

If you're gonna employ the "FYP" strategy, at least do it properly, dumdum.


by chillrob m

Book written by a character in the TV series "Arrested Development".

The guy often said things which could easily be taken the wrong way and seem be about homosexuality or deviant sexual behavior.

He was also a combination analyst and therapist. His portmanteau for the combination was "Analrapist".

"Oh Tobias, you blowhard!"

by geezerchess m

I don't beg very often, but could a moderator please, please pretty please make this craig's under title?

On one hand you think the moderators are going to burn eternally in the "Lake of Fire", and on the other you beg them to change somebody's forum undertitle. Any moderator worth their name would tell you to shut the **** up and/or permaban you (again?)

You are right about one thing; the Bible is dope, many compelling stories and fun literary flourishes, at least once you get past all the "so-and-so begat so-and-so, who begat..." God/G-D/Yahweh/Allah is certainly one of literature's greatest supervillains.


by geezerchess m

If you're gonna employ the "FYP" strategy, at least do it properly, dumdum.

he pretty much did -- the only thing he failed to do was to bold his change, which, big deal

No, wait, you literally think I'm going to be tortured for eternity all for the sin of not believing in your genocidal, hateful, overtly malevolent sky faerie, so it's much more appropriate and correct to simply say, "**** you".


by Karl_TheOG_Marx m

he pretty much did -- the only thing he failed to do was to bold his change, which, big deal

No, wait, you literally think I'm going to be tortured for eternity all for the sin of not believing in your genocidal, hateful, overtly malevolent sky faerie, so it's much more appropriate and correct to simply say, "**** you".

Deep breaths and feng shui and acupuncture, bro.

Do you want me to start on the acupuncture for you?




by d2_e4 m

Deep breaths and feng shui and acupuncture, bro.Do you want me to start on the acupuncture for you?

I'm cool. I just feel like somebody who thinks the people he's speaking with are literally going to be tortured for all eternity doesn't deserve politeness or, for that matter, basic respect.


I just need someone to explain, either lagtight or Craig, why Satan would punish me for defying the same ******* he defied? Shouldn’t we be, like, friends… or something?


A scorpion wants to cross a river but cannot swim, so it asks a frog to carry it across. The frog hesitates, afraid that the scorpion might sting it, but the scorpion promises not to, pointing out that it would drown if it killed the frog in the middle of the river. The frog considers this argument sensible and agrees to transport the scorpion. Midway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog anyway, dooming them both. The dying frog asks the scorpion why it stung despite knowing the consequence, to which the scorpion replies: "I am sorry, but I couldn't help myself. It's my character.'


by Crossnerd m

I just need someone to explain, either lagtight or Craig, why Satan would punish me for defying the same ******* he defied? Shouldn’t we be, like, friends… or something?

Supposedly it isn't Satan that punishes you, rather it's the lack of god presence nearby that is the inherent punishment


by Crossnerd m

I just need someone to explain, either lagtight or Craig, why Satan would punish me for defying the same ******* he defied? Shouldn’t we be, like, friends… or something?

There is a lot of confusion about who is God and who is Satan pretending to be God.

A good rule of thumb: the Wizard of Oz version which tries to appear powerful isn’t actually God.

Following from this, the “Satan” that rebels against this “God”, is actually God.


by Luciom m

Supposedly it isn't Satan that punishes you, rather it's the lack of god presence nearby that is the inherent punishment

I don't know man, this god character sounds like a ****ed up psycho, you know what with all the murder and rape and torture and stuff. I think I'd rather hang out by the fire with satan, that dude sounds like he just likes to party.


by craig1120 m

There is a lot of confusion about who is God and who is Satan pretending to be God.

A good rule of thumb: the Wizard of Oz version which tries to appear powerful isn’t actually God.

Following from this, the β€œSatan” that rebels against this β€œGod”, is actually God.

I will not be tricked by you "craig". Or should I say Satan! Begone!


by d2_e4 m

I don't know man, this god character sounds like a ****ed up psycho, you know what with all the murder and rape and torture and stuff. I think I'd rather hang out by the fire with satan, that dude sounds like he just likes to party.

I mean I basically share my name with the biblical Satan so a I'm not going to disagree.

I was just explaining the enemy model


by Luciom m

I mean I basically share my name with the biblical Satan so a I'm not going to disagree.

I was just explaining the enemy model

I thought your idea of partying was the murder and torture and rape stuff...


what about god's self and satan's self - are they the scorpion and the frog?


by d2_e4 m

I thought your idea of partying was the murder and torture and rape stuff...

I think Luciom wants to hang out with you... Sound like you might have a new friend!


by jjjou812 m

I think Luciom wants to hang out with you... Sound like you might have a new friend!

We ain't parners, we ain't brothers, and we ain't friends!


I’m curious what you guys think motivated my belief in God..


by craig1120 m

I’m curious what you guys think motivated my belief in God..

Dumb people believe dumb things.


by d2_e4 m

Dumb people believe dumb things.

Dumb model


by craig1120 m

I’m curious what you guys think motivated my belief in God..

No one cares


I'm just fortunate and eternally grateful to be part of that tiny sliver of humanity that has access to you, craig. What sort of benefits are conferred through my membership of this select group?


by craig1120 m

I’m curious what you guys think motivated my belief in God..

I don't gaf about your stupid mysticism. I've heard more coherent sense from people on acid than I have from you.


by jalfrezi m

I don't gaf about your stupid mysticism. I've heard more coherent sense from people on acid than I have from you.

Reality is hidden from people like you. It’s for your protection.


Your beliefs and egocentrism and narcissism are unhealthy. You should go and talk to someone. I mean a real person, not the imaginary thing you talk to.


by jalfrezi m

Your beliefs and egocentrism and narcissism are unhealthy. You should go and talk to someone. I mean a real person, not the imaginary thing you talk to.

I’ll be here long after all of you are dead. Who’s less healthy?

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