The "LOLCANADA" thread...again

The "LOLCANADA" thread...again

So what's new?

I've noticed the Liberals are now ahead in all major polls and Trudeau hasn't even started to campaign yet

11 July 2019 at 07:31 PM
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by Pablito

I mean if you don't understand wanting to avoid ethnic enclaves or why Brampton is a real problem, I'm not sure what's left to say.

I genuinely have zero understanding of why you are upset about little italy, say. Like isn't this just a cool neighbourhood in Toronto or whatever city where you can go to get awesome, authentically Italian food and a bunch of Italian families can be around each other? What, exactly, is the problem? I feel like this is more a strength of Canadian multiculturalism that has been here for decades than what you are describing which is some horrible problem we need to fix with hard caps against certain groups.

As for the rest. I laugh at the constant insinuation that I'm some closeted racist.

Nope but I'm not going to to this again. We can just conclude I have a problem with Indians and move on. It's not like I haven't mentioned Canada/Canadians first a million times. No my issue is the brown skin of Indians, the brown skin of Filipinos doesn't bother me though......

I can't know if you are a racist, but I'll presume you aren't. However, I think your position is essentially built off of these vibes that too many Indian people are serving you in low skill low visibility positions like at Tim Hortons. This is a constant thread in your posts, we've gotten "Mumbai Ontario" and so on. Ultimately I think this sort of social/cultural angst is more central to your position than the bad economic analysis. Indeed, you mostly ignore any time I bring up economic facts or you make up your own "facts" like that 80% of immigrants are Indians - lol that is still hilarious.

This number should be 0 if Canadian born Canadians(yes also those with brown skin) can't find jobs.

This is the false zero sum view. In reality, if you harmed the Canadian labour force by removing immigrants or some class of immigrants, we would have devastating economic consequences. It wouldn't be that 100% of Canadians get jobs. It would be that there would be less jobs, and STILL you'd have high youth unemployment and STILL you'd have BSc holders who don't get jobs etc. In no country on earth do you get to zero domestic unemployment. It's just economic mumbo jumbo - and this is the central point that you have no serious economic analysis to back up your vibes.

Fake stat brought to you by Tim Hortons.

Lol. No, the stat I just cited came from statistics Canada.

That's exactly what is happening and being addressed by MPs from all parties when they're debating immigration policies

Which bipartisan MPs are calling for a cap to 5% for immigrants from India?


by uke_master

Which bipartisan MPs are calling for a cap to 5% for immigrants from India?

Not what I responded to. Not even close.

I'm ignoring the rest on purpose, I cba going in circles. Again, if you do not see the issue with a Brampton, there's genuinely nothing left to talk about.


I know no MP is talking about anything like your policy solutions. The problem is you are trying to normalize your extreme anti-immigration views with the suggestion that bipartisan MPs talk about the same immigration issues you are talking about. And they certainly talk about challenges with immigration - the Liberals significantly tightened it. But they don't get remotely close to your views.

It is true that I don't know what you believe is the problem in Brampton. I don't think our country is, has ever been, or should be homogeneous. There will be highs and lows of ethnic concentration as people quite reasonably want to find common community. Brampton is the spot with (I think?) the highest concentration of Indian people. Ok. So what? Why - exactly - is this a problem that means we should cut Canada wide the proportion of Indians down to 5%?

You can ignore whatever you wish. All I hoped for, at some point, was an actual bonafide economic argument grounded in actual facts, and not these gut vibes about too many Indians serving you at Timmies. I guess it isn't coming.


Aghh all of Justin Trudeaus EV investments gone busy with Honda ending it's plan


by lozen

Aghh all of Justin Trudeaus EV investments gone busy with Honda ending it's plan

To be clear, the "investments" have consisted of $0 today being given to Honda. You make it sound like money was spent and now is gone. That isn't true.

In the Thursday announcement, Honda said it hasn't received any of that promised government money.

Great job Trudeau on making sure to negotiate the incentives such that if it ended up not being built the Canadian tax payer isn't on the hook.

Greg Layson, digital editor for Automotive News Canada, says many of the vehicles made in Canada head to the U.S. to be sold, so it makes sense that the Trump administration's pullback on EV incentives hit Honda hard.

That's layered on top of American automotive tariffs, which have also taken a toll on carmakers, Layson said.

"When you're losing money in one sense and paying money out the door in another ... it's going to make it really difficult to follow through on $15-billion plans."

So basically **** trump and then **** trump some more.


by uke_master

To be clear, the "investments" have consisted of $0 today being given to Honda. You make it sound like money was spent and now is gone. That isn't true.

Great job Trudeau on making sure to negotiate the incentives such that if it ended up not being built the Canadian tax payer isn't on the hook.

So basically **** trump and then **** trump some more.

Fair enough no $ out for Honda but sadly we can not say the same for the other ones


Which are you talking about exactly? IIRc the stellantis nextstar was also primarily tax credits and productive incentives if built out. Canada definitely has lost out on opportunities due to Trump, but I think there isn't a huge amount of money already spent that has now been lost.


So are fabulous Indigenous community is blocking an Alberta Referendum, LNG pipeline , potential BC oil pipeline. Sure do have enough power . Not sure how Quebec can have a vote on separation but Alberta can not . I am sure Quebec has Indigenous land as well

Got my census in the mail and now they have to include a gender question but right after ask if you were born a male or female at birth. Pick one . I answered both Billy Goat, Male


by lozen

So are fabulous Indigenous community is blocking an Alberta Referendum, LNG pipeline , potential BC oil pipeline. Sure do have enough power . Not sure how Quebec can have a vote on separation but Alberta can not . I am sure Quebec has Indigenous land as well Got my census in the mail and now they have to include a gender question but right after ask if you were born a male or

When I saw that on the census I immediately thought about how it was going to trigger you. Conservative snowflakes these days.


by uke_master

When I saw that on the census I immediately thought about how it was going to trigger you. Conservative snowflakes these days.

I would have been fine with just the gender question but than why ask biological birth question. Actually you of all folks should be offended with the second question I completed it


by lozen

I would have been fine with just the gender question but than why ask biological birth question. Actually you of all folks should be offended with the second question I completed it

Lol my dude I'm not the one who entered "Billy Goat" on the census because I was so furious that the guvmint dared ask very simple questions about your gender. Like try spending just 20 seconds reflecting that other people than you might have a gender that doesn't align with their sex at birth. You don't have to have a billy goat crash out over it.


by uke_master

Lol my dude I'm not the one who entered "Billy Goat" on the census because I was so furious that the guvmint dared ask very simple questions about your gender. Like try spending just 20 seconds reflecting that other people than you might have a gender that doesn't align with their sex at birth. You don't have to have a billy goat crash out over it.

Baaaaaaaa


Here we go again with the gender crap in Quebec

Quebec hair salon fined $500 for only posting online the selection of male and female cuts

https://www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/article/...

I guess the Owner needs to post appropriately :

  • Mens Cut $20
  • Womens Cuts $50
  • Childrens Cuts $20
  • Non Binary Cuts $100
  • Queer Cuts $100
  • 2 spirited Cuts $50 per spirit
  • MMW cuts No Charge

Haha lolol yes so funny lozen, Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women don’t have to pay because they are dead that’s so clever of you. ****ing up the acronym was less clever.


Alexis Labrecque, the salon’s co-owner, said the policy has nothing to do with ideology. He said the business model is low-cost-high-volume, and that they only take bookings online and ask for their customers’ genders to help with scheduling.

“It takes typically takes longer for a woman’s haircut than a man’s haircut,” he said. “So we optimize our agendas accordingly. We also get, statistics for marketing.”

For Migneault, however, the lack of accommodation had a major impact.

“I was already spiraling into a huge mental health crisis, and it precipitated my, falling to complete a disability,” they said. “I was unable to work for a year and a half.”

This is the real issue isn't it. One side is a business owner using logic, the other side is someone suffering from mental health issues causing problems where there are none.

Btw this case is ''old'' if I'm not mistaken and the person that ''won'' is a professional victim. Which isn't surprising, Canada has created an environment where people can thrive being professional victims.


by Pablito

the other side is someone suffering from mental health issues

Can you make your point without sinking to this?


by uke_master

Can you make your point without sinking to this?

No its recent from Feb and the appeal placed in March

Im not sure what level you have sunk to? For many its a mental health issue alone


by uke_master

Haha lolol yes so funny lozen, Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women don’t have to pay because they are dead that’s so clever of you. ****ing up the acronym was less clever.

Oh I missed an I my apologies MMIW . Was not done on purpose . Missing folks could show up for a cut.


I know lozen has increased his anti-indigenous people in recent years, but I hadn't realized laughing and mocking missing and murdered indigenous women was on the Bingo card.

Honestly, it's pretty sad.


by uke_master

I know lozen has increased his anti-indigenous people in recent years, but I hadn't realized laughing and mocking missing and murdered indigenous women was on the Bingo card.

Honestly, it's pretty sad.

I am 100% pro indigenous and when ever I can I hire a indigenous trade over others and have done this with both concrete and drywall . The drywall guy once didnt show up for two weeks and called me Sorry I was in jail be there Monday and I still kept him on .

Lets be clear on the MMIW you do realize a large % of them are that at the hands of their own indigenous community and many lead high risk lifestyles which doesn't make it right but its reality .

If they are Missing or murdered why do we need letters they will never see it .

As for the dumb land acknowledgements which I would guess are mandatory at your school. Shut the Fxxk up and give your land back than .


For your indigenous employee, do you regularly make jokes about murdered indigenous women not needing to pay for haircuts? Do you drone on about two spirits with them? Heck, do you tell him a hundred times over how dumb you think land acknowledgments are (and no, they are not mandatory)? Or is this one of those things where you are a somewhat normal guy in person but somehow when you get on the internet you masquerade as the lowest of the maple maga folks to see how fun it is?


by uke_master

For your indigenous employee, do you regularly make jokes about murdered indigenous women not needing to pay for haircuts? Do you drone on about two spirits with them? Heck, do you tell him a hundred times over how dumb you think land acknowledgments are (and no, they are not mandatory)? Or is this one of those things where you are a somewhat normal guy in person but somehow wh

They are trades and not employees
I have chatted with them about a few things
First not calling them Indian than going to Native than to Indigenous
The reply was I was born an Indian and will die an Indian

I have chatted about land acknowledgements and his reply it's stupid and it's just stupid

I also chatted about Edmonton changing the Eskimos to Elks and they thought that was stupid as well

Lowest form aghhh

I forgot were not allowed to offend anyone and of course you support the fine


I find it funny that the TDS folks in the Trump thread are upset a few Republicans lost there right to run for their seats again in a primary.
Unlike Canada were Justin Trudeau just kicks them out of the party


Pierre Poilievre and the Conservative Party voted against Bill C-226, an act designed to establish a national framework to improve food price transparency and force major grocery chains to reveal how pricing is determined

I'm a little late to this party and kinda surprised this wasn't bigger news but this is why Pierre isn't worth **** and why he keeps losing and can't **** off fast enough.

**** Canadian politicians.


by lozen

I forgot were not allowed to offend anyone

You're allowed. Nobody is stopping you from making jokes about missing and murdered indigenous women not having to pay for haircuts. Nobody is stopping you from endlessly laughing at two spirit people. But we can point out how pathetic it is.

The right pretends that there is some liberal opposition to free speech, but it entirely misses the point. You can have the right to say what you want - I support your right - but I still think you ought not be a ****ing ******* about it.

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