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Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by Koshka

Lol Pman is dumb. He thinks he's the one doing the prop bet to win $36,500 as a freeroll. How desperate do you have to be to think this could be a way for him to get a bankroll together?

I don't get it. What's so hard about drinking water from a Camelbak? Just carry it with you everywhere and pour the water in.

Maybe the key is water is boring, and they wouldn't be able to resist a Coke after awhile?


Rice said in a recent video that no one loved working at PH as much as him.

Then again in yesterday's video he said he knows he will never enjoy being on the clock anywhere as much as he did at PH. He says this is for many reasons that were obvious, many reasons that were subtle, and some that he never spoke a word about.

It's like he thinks it's some big secret that the main reason he loved working there was the EDR that he got to gorge on multiple times a day; even going an hour early to get a leisurely dining session in before his shift started.

The other reason that he thinks is subtle is the fact that half the time he was on the clock he wasn't actually dealing. Any sane person would prefer to actually be dealing earning $40 per hour with tips rather than sitting around not dealing and only earning $12 per hour. But not Rice. He was happy to sit around playing poker Just to break even and earn comps/status; so getting paid $12 per hour to sit around doing nothing was a dream come true for him.


“My willpower can do anything”

God that should be on a t-shirt.


by borg23

Hilarious
Idiotic
Muppet

Highly
Ignorant
Moron


by BilldaCat

I swear every time one of the whack pack posts something, my ratings as to who is the worst of them all changes.

They're the gift that keeps on giving. Each is a delusional, know-it-all legend in his own mind.


by pig4bill

I don't get it. What's so hard about drinking water from a Camelbak? Just carry it with you everywhere and pour the water in.

Maybe the key is water is boring, and they wouldn't be able to resist a Coke after awhile?

no, the key is that you always have to bring one with you everywhere you go - because you couldn't otherwise ever drink anything

you gotta imagine all the times in your life where there's a real social cost to it

think of social gatherings, dating, etc


by angle_shooter

Hilarious how LT gloats "we are diamond members now" when they are at Gordon Ramsay's Pub and Grill for their diamond celebration meal. Probably the first decent restaurant meal they have ever had because it was free. Of course they manage to keep it to exactly $100 so Timmy doesn't have to reach into his own pocket.

Trooper to LT: "Baby, I can't give u a diamond ring, but I can give you...diamond status."


by Petrucci

Also Trooper keeps deflecting all criticism type of YT comments in classic fashion with the "you dont understand what i am doing" replies.

Does anybody understand what he is doing though,or is it another one of these grandiose masterplans that excist only in his own mind?

Reminds me of

Jackie Chan: "Do YOU understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"

Chris Tucker: "Don't NOBODY understand the words that are coming out of ur mouth!"


Pman being so desperate for money thinking he could freeroll Ben Lamb for $36 500 is an instant classic,and whack pack hall of fame worthy.


by Tuma

Asking for odds on a freeroll. I literally cannot compute.

Not to mention it's just hypothetical. No real bet is intended.


by TheFranz

Not to mention it's just hypothetical. No real bet is intended.

Pman saw it as his opportunity to pounce and make a real score. He's a sharp one alright...


To be fair PMan probably stays home 90 percent of the time so it wouldn't be too hard to achieve this


Today ELD plays basketball at Fort McDowell Weight Room for $10 daily fee.

ELD follows Highway 87 Arizona's Most Nomadic Highway.

ELD continues his aerobic exercise and hikes additional desert trails.

ELD finds mahogany colored and green bushes.

ELD states the terrain is annoying to walk on and very hard to bike.

ELD finds a large living cactus and then a dead hollow cactus.

The trail is over six miles.

ELD will be returning to Vegas tomorrow and will stop at the airbnb for comped eggs.

ELD shows his basketball highlight reel and he makes multiple shots and touches the rim apparently due to Indian Reservation basketball courts having different regulations as compared to the NBA.


Wow Trooper is diamond now, critiquing comped hotel rooms and eating comped dinners, he’s moving up in the world! He can thank this thread for shaming him into starting to use a players card, without this thread he’d still be critiquing Costco ready made pasta!

Crazy how supposedly Trooper is grinding slots hard but passes over so many games walking the slot floor. He only really checks Phoenix/Buffalo, magic Nile, Piggies/hens and Buddha link, learn a few more games trooper!


by Lionelhuttz

Wow Trooper is diamond now, critiquing comped hotel rooms and eating comped dinners, he’s moving up in the world! He can thank this thread for shaming him into starting to use a players card, without this thread he’d still be critiquing Costco ready made pasta!Crazy how supposedly Trooper is grinding slots hard but passes over so many games walking the slot floor. H

Yeah, seen him play RR and Frankenstein too. Would love to see him play a few Ainsworth Must Hits Jackpots for some real volatility.

It's hilarious how LT considers herself to be diamond too. I mean it's only fair since it is her money that Troopers playing with.


by topg2024

Today ELD plays basketball at Fort McDowell Weight Room for $10 daily fee.ELD follows Highway 87 Arizona's Most Nomadic Highway. ELD continues his aerobic exercise and hikes additional desert trails.ELD finds mahogany colored and green bushes.ELD states the terrain is annoying to walk on and very hard to bike.ELD finds a large living cactus and then a dead hollow cactus.The tr

I should have bet Rice $5k he couldn't climb Flatiron via Siphon draw. Would have loved to see him try. I'd put up cash; for his side, if he fails, no vlogging for a year. May still propose this.


by Pete_Peters

I should have bet Rice $5k he couldn't climb Flatiron via Siphon draw. Would have loved to see him try. I'd put up cash; for his side, if he fails, no vlogging for a year. May still propose this.

It would be amazing to see him lose a bet against you.

I regret that i didnt offer Pman to bet as well- when he claimed he was gonna play 200 or more live tournies in 2026 in his thread.That would almost be like money already in the bank.


Pman with the willpower that can do anything saying he will do any type of activity for a extended period of time is a guaranteed failure.

The only thing Pman can do consistently is get high and lay on his couch simply because that requires no effort.

If a spineless jellyfish were to mutate into human form it would be a Pman, although probably with a less punchable face.


by rickroll

no, the key is that you always have to bring one with you everywhere you go - because you couldn't otherwise ever drink anything

you gotta imagine all the times in your life where there's a real social cost to it

think of social gatherings, dating, etc

While annoying, I think it is the psychological component that would be the most dreadful part.

We take for granted the EV of drinking from a cup. It is god damn satisfying. I might lose my mind entirely drinking from a goofy straw (by choice) for that length of time.


by angle_shooter

Rice said in a recent video that no one loved working at PH as much as him.Then again in yesterday's video he said he knows he will never enjoy being on the clock anywhere as much as he did at PH. He says this is for many reasons that were obvious, many reasons that were subtle, and some that he never spoke a word about.It's like he thinks it's some big secret that the main rea

Spot on post,him talking about why he loved it more than anybody else being on the clock at PH was hilarious.

How much $ in free food all you can eat equity at their EDR alone is Rice losing when this joint closes?Like $300-400 pr month,or even more considering he eats for 3+ persons each shift? Him being in a position to abuse the free food almost erases his monthly food expences entirely.

Rice have talked about he doesent enjoy Orleans as much as PH,and one of the main reasons is he cant go crazy at the Orleans EDR-he said you have to scan a card limiting him to only one visit pr shift.


Mr "El D", if you are on here, I would like to propose an idea to you that will help you generate some more income. Many of us are impressed with your basketball skills, the 3 swishes in a row, the ball handling skills, your god given ability to jump high vertically and touch the 5ft tall rim, it was very impressive. There's many females out there right now that would love to be with a hunk of a man like you....

I'd like to propose a new line of clothing called "El D Airballs". We know you're a big fan of wearing the famous brand of the early 2000's "And 1" and we know you must own numerous pair of And 1 shorts and apparel. The "El D Airballs" are like a knock off of "And 1" clothing but better as they can make any hunk that looks similar to you look like a "baller". Look at the "And 1" shorts and the "El D Airballs" and let's talk about making this happen. Thank you El D.




Trooper diamond celebration dinner....aka $100 yearly comp

wings $23.99

idiot sandwich $28.99

fish and chips $36.99

and........2 waters

Total $89.97 plus generous tip????

no beef wellington, no dessert, no soda, no coffee, no wine, ZERO CELEBRATION


by riverdragon

Trooper diamond celebration dinner....aka $100 yearly comp

wings $23.99

idiot sandwich $28.99

fish and chips $36.99

and........2 waters

Total $89.97 plus generous tip????

no beef wellington, no dessert, no soda, no coffee, no wine, ZERO CELEBRATION

My bet is that the waiter/waitress knew exactly who she was dealing with before he even mentioned he'd be using diamond comp: A broke slot loser who can't splurge an extra $100 to make it a decent dinner with his lady. The wait staff probably sees these low stakes diamond losers many times each week, pinching pennies on a comped dinner.

Also, I finally hit my 1000th post! Only took me about 18 years


by Petrucci

Rice have talked about he doesent enjoy Orleans as much as PH,and one of the main reasons is he cant go crazy at the Orleans EDR-he said you have to scan a card limiting him to only one visit pr shift.

Yup that combined with the fact that at Orleans 90% of the time he would actually be at a table dealing cards. He much prefers PH where he is 50% of the time on the clock getting $12 per hour but not having to actually do anything. The tip money and tournament down money doesn't phase Rice because $12 per hour is already way more than what he is used to earning so he's ecstatic to get that for doing nothing; plus it gives him more time for multiple EDR visits.


by riverdragon

Trooper diamond celebration dinner....aka $100 yearly comp

wings $23.99

idiot sandwich $28.99

fish and chips $36.99

and........2 waters

Total $89.97 plus generous tip????

no beef wellington, no dessert, no soda, no coffee, no wine, ZERO CELEBRATION

It's been a few years since I've been to GR Paris. The Ribcap use to be one of my favorite steaks, but GR took it off the menu after covid (you might call it "Corona"). I really enjoyed the vibe at the bar/lounge area. A decent solo meal would run $175+. Cocktail . . . appetizer . . . a few glasses of Cabernet . . . steak and a side. Maybe an after dinner drink. Getting out of there for < $100 for 2 is . . . something.

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