Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

I hope to meet her one day without the baggage that is trooper. Where does she shop? I'd think we would be perfect for each other.

The news reports Nevada Attorney General sues federal government to force disbursement of EBT comped food for Nomadic comped meals. $90,000,000 in comped EBT food is distributed on an average month in Nevada.

Trooper had a similar goal when he came to Vegas so you might find his videos around 9–10 years ago to be a good watch, especially the ones where he looks miserable after losing around $500-$1000 a night.

He expected to make around $25-30 an hour, was feeling on top of the world when he went on an insane heater for 500 hours and anyone that questioned his poker skills was a moron. Of course he was running bad winning only $19 an hour!

Then he lost $8k, went broke, eventually ended up winning around $3 an hour in his first few years in Vegas and losing money playing poker in the years after COVID, and anyone that doubted his poker skills was still a moron. Of course he ran worse than anyone that ever played the game!

It’s all worked out for him because he found the love of his life and some think that she takes care of him financially because how else are they paying the bills?

And no I’m not trolling, one reason I mention all this is that’s probably similar to A LOT of other people that come to Vegas to be pros, except for the finding a woman part.

And then the people who do make $30 an hour or more will fail for a lot of other reasons.

Speaking from experience if your winning online stick to that, grinding $1/3 for a living is a miserable experience.
Either work hard to move up asap or stick to online.
Have won more then $30/hr lifetime in Vegas 1/3 btw ( not a brag, that hourly in this economy is dog poop imo )

The barrier of entry to the whack pack is quite high so it would take another clown of epic proportions to be admitted to the esteemed company of Pooper, Rice and PChild. I hope one day we are treated to such a buffoon. Especially as a vacancy could open up if TWatts leaves town

The look of absolute anguish on el D’s face today after fasting for 48 hours ahead of the advertised EDR gyro day (only to have been misled and instead find out that it is in fact pork chop day….and a very sad-looking pork chop at that) rivals the anguish of Red Rock Massacre Day. Worth a watch. In more uplifting developments, there was an EDR cheeseburger/hot dog day. Let’s just say el D got his money’s worth but the pic is not for the squeamish. “Don’t worry I ate more than this but this is all I could fit on the first plate (2 cheeseburgers and 2 hot dogs double rolled in Kraft single slices).

Are other Caesar’s employees just f’n with the EDR menu at this point?!?!

Yeah,todays vlog had a couple of absolutely clutch moments.

The lol face of Rice when he realized it wasnt free gyros in the EDR this time around either was top notch certainly agree.

I also got a very good laugh when he felt the need to point out that the two burgers and two hot dogs on the plate wasnt all he was eating that meal. It was only what he could fit on the first plate. No worries Rice,we know you eat until you are barely able to stand up or walk afterwards.

And when he swallowed his pride and actually payed for a gyros in pitabread himself,he was still not a happy camper because what he got was just one of them. Rice said that he would have destroyed 7 or 8 of them if it was free in the EDR.

Lol,just imagine the sheer amounts of food this bufoon shovels down in that poor EDR room everytime.

ELD states the EDR was taunting him with the hummus and Gyros and ELD considered bringing additional hummus.

ELD eats Gyros on the trunk while in the parking garage due to lack of EDR Gyros.

ELD also shows a plate of two hot dogs with cheese and two cheeseburgers and states he ate more than merely the four items.

ELD also goes to a pizza place on Charleston and is fascinated by the pizza oven and guesses the temperature to be 550 degrees.

ELD objects to the band outside of PH and demands that governor remove the street performers.

Surprisingly ELD also states to get rid of the homeless people on the strip.

ELD renews his demand to arrest the band and homeless. This is an outrage against the Nomadic community by the lead Nomad who apparently has turned on the Nomadic community.

A news video reports on Padsplit which allows Nomads to rent a Permanent Address for under $600 per month:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyjsbP1p...

I love how Diesel gives food reviews but misses the most important points. That pizza at Yukon Pizza uses a sourdough crust. That's why it's airy and has a unique taste and what they are known for.

But when you are giving a food review, why mention that or even do a minimal amount of research about the place. It's a great backstory of the place but nah, let's just review it like any other pizza joint.

https://yukonpizza.com/story-yukonpizza

That is a pork chop from the EDR, yikes!

Rice just continues to deliver on being a total clown. Another terrible video and absolutely disgusting hot dogs (ketchup, mayo, kraft single). His entire day revolves around what’s on the EDR menu for the past few months.

Fat Zach is the Whack Pack MVP for 2025.

is that a pile of shredded cheese?

A couple words of advice from a guy that has beaten 1/3 over the past 8 years.

1. Workout and have a fresh mind. There are a few folks at the poker table that will be annoying and piss you off. Ignore them and don’t let them tilt you. Working out will give you the ability to tolerate them more than the others.

2. If you see 2 or more players on their phones playing online poker, request a table change. The beauty of cash games is that you can table change whenever you want. You don’t have to play against the crushers that play slow. Unless you have 2 or more splashy players in the game with you.

3. Try to play mostly during weekends. This when you find the juicy action and the splashy players.

4. Take some of your profits and invest it in the market and keep stacking until you are a millionaire.

Absolutely hilarious video from Rice, he really is carrying the whack pack team lately.

Why does Rice think people will be so interested specifically in what a "poker dealer" eats? Like as if they have any special food requirements for dealing cards or something. A poker dealer eating pizza, burgers, hot dogs, gyros is no different to anyone else eating that stuff. Why does he think it's so special the fact that he is a poker dealer. If this just his narcissism shining through again?

Lol at him being so obsessed with the temperature and timing of the Yukon pizza cooking in the oven. Truly a beautiful mind at work.

The photos from the EDR with mayo on his hot dogs and then shredded cheese on his pork chop. More peak Rice stuff. His life revolves around the free grub he can smash down at the EDR. You can tell how important it is to him to never miss out on any of his favourite free food. I'll bet he had at least 3 of those plates of hot dogs and hamburgers. That disgusting processed crap is like 5 star fine dining for someone like Rice.

The look of disappointment on his face when he realises that Free Gyro Day at the EDR has been cancelled for the second time in the month, and after he got there an hour early for it LMAO. The only thing funnier would have been if he had taken in his own hommus for nothing. Hilarious that he was so determined to have a gyro that he resorted to actually paying for one. What is the world coming to?

I like his hate on the street band.

"Does anyone actually like these bands?"

Later, "Sometimes you can't even walk by because the sidewalk is blocked by all the people listening and dancing."

Peak Rice in a vlog filled with Peak Rice.

His favorite street performers are the guys standing on the corner quoting Scripture. All the rest suck.

I was out for a while running a couple of errands,and then i came back home made myself a cup of my fav coffee getting ready to read up on the new posts in the thread.

I literally had to put my coffee mug down on the table because i got such a laugh attack while reading this i coudnt hold it properly without spilling[emoji16]

Reading this was almost like watching this golden video once again.Cant remember last time we had a Rice vlog absolutely filled to the brim with peak moments,unreal stuff really. Huge LOL moments one after another just boom boom boom.

This is likely up there with my alltime fav Rice videos,at the very least top 3.

Her Trader Joe's video, in the comments section, she said she shops at the Boca Park Target store. Careful if u talk to her. Tough man Trooper may be nearby and approach u to tell u, WHAAAAATUP, IIIIIIIIT'S THE TROOPERRRRRR.

Dude was giddy like a little kid looking forward to the gyros. Then he sounded like he was on his period complaining about everything after there were no gyros. Lol.

He said that like we mightve thought he might have the flu or something to cause him to eat "so little", and felt the need to reassure us that he did indeed eat like a competitive eater after that plate. Like wtf? Lol.

Is there any particular reason Rice keeps mispronouncing 'Mozzarella'?

Is it an Americanism or a Riceism?

don't watch but there's several different pronunciations based on region and ethnicity for that cheese

you'll hear quite a few versions of it just from watching the sopranos

So it's an Americanism to mispronounce it rather than just Rice. Genuinely never heard it pronounced that way.

It's just a stupid way of saying it that he thinks is right. It's along the lines of people saying Nucular for Nuclear like dipshit President Bush.