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Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by Tiresman

electric skateboard, electric bicycle, electric unicycle

LMFAO. What a world we live in.


by angle_shooter

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Or for something a little more interesting he will walk from the airport to the nearest college for a campus tour of the buildings, facilities and sporting grounds, with a special lunch included at the dining hall.

Perhaps ELD can start doing unofficial guided tours of academic institutions that he has no other affiliation with.

100 poker rooms visited accomplished.

Next Goal: 100 university campuses!


by 18000rpm

LMFAO. What a world we live in.

In what world is this thought of as "cool"?


by JoseJohnnyJimJack

100 poker rooms visited accomplished.

Next Goal: 100 university campuses!

How about 100 strip clubs visited?


by Petrucci

Agree with this take.

I believe he has been living in poverty for so many years,being an ultra tightwad in order to survive is so built into him that he is unable to turn it off when he is in another life situation having a steady income.

Alot of it have developed into quite serious compulsions around money/life choices it seems like.

He believes that living below the poverty line spending as little as possible is an accomplishment. So he would never want to change even if he made great money. How many times has he bragged about his low monthly expenses for food, laundry, etc.? He even made those expenses a centerpiece fixture of his newsletter. He even reveals that he steals extra condiments, like he's smart for doing so lol.


by thedude404

How about 100 strip clubs visited?

It's Rice who we're talking about, buddy. Lol.


by JoseJohnnyJimJack

He believes that living below the poverty line spending as little as possible is an accomplishment. So he would never want to change even if he made great money. How many times has he bragged about his low monthly expenses for food, laundry, etc.? He even made those expenses a centerpiece fixture of his newsletter. He even reveals that he steals extra condiments, like he's sm

When you look as bad as Rice does everyday (physically, mentally, constant random strange behavior/logic) with zero shame, self-awareness, or regard for any type of quality in anything; you begin to pat yourself on the back repeatedly with being a top 1% tightwad cheapskate master loiterer. Just ignore him being a bottom 1% graduate of his Cornell class (in terms of actual real success).

Now the worst part is his small cult-like following of fellow morons and mutants that continue to stroke the bloated ego of this chubby hobo praising him for literally everything he does. Unfortunately social media is zero barrier to entry while also containing the ability to feed any narcissists with ongoing positive reinforcement that further support any delusions like Rice suffers from. His inflated perception of himself being a top 1% “pro poker player” among other things will only continue to grow as his YT channel progresses by following his custom personal rubric complete with more daily, low effort/energy clown vlogs breaking down his paycheck for 73rd time and more mouth breathers (who pass his ban and block comment policy) continue feeding him more compliments just like the EDR does everyday now for months.



by angle_shooter

Life with the Troopers is their pan-handling channel where they petition their fans for donations on Patreon and Paypal

What i also love about this is their reaction when they get donations,gift cards or other hand outs. We dont need it OF COURSE they say,but we are still very happy to keep it.

This is the stuff Trooper has been saying about donations since day 1. I remember in the early Vegas days fans and droolers where sending him cash in the mail as well.


by Petrucci

What i also love about this is their reaction when they get donations,gift cards or other hand outs. We dont need it OF COURSE they say,but we are still very happy to keep it.

This is the stuff Trooper has been saying about donations since day 1. I remember in the early Vegas days fans and droolers where sending him cash in the mail as well.

The Venn diagram containing El D newsletter subscribers and people willing to donate cash/cards/whatever to the Candy Magnate must be concentric circles, correct?


ELD states he has access to MGM internal email but don't ask him how and he explains new policy of bomb pots.

Could this be the source of ELD needing to get 150 hours at one property to avoid anti nomadic sentiment?


by topg2024

ELD states he has access to MGM internal email but don't ask him how and he explains new policy of bomb pots.

Could this be the source of ELD needing to get 150 hours at one property to avoid anti nomadic sentiment?

If he's ever played a bomb pot he only plays them on the button and cutoff. He's just the type.


by borg23

If he's ever played a bomb pot he only plays them on the button and cutoff. He's just the type.

Guaranteed hes never played a bomb pot. A nit of his magnitude is asking to not get dealt in 100 percent.

Only reason he was rambling about bomb pots in todays vlog,is from his PH dealer perspective-and he needed fillers for his 7 minute nut low effort vlog.


by Petrucci

Guaranteed hes never played a bomb pot. A nit of his magnitude is asking to not get dealt in 100 percent.

Only reason he was rambling about bomb pots in todays vlog,is from his PH dealer perspective-and he needed fillers for his 7 minute nut low effort vlog.

I also would bet that Rice have never ever put out a straddle in his life.

Oh zero percent he's ever straddled in his life. He could stack the same fish 3 hands in a row (hey I got dealt aa aa kk 3 hands in a row once) and still wouldn't put it out if the fish asked him to.


Yup, as others have mentioned there’s no chance a total cheapskate, tight-wad OMC like Rice would ever voluntarily put out a straddle or contribute to any bomb pots. This is same reason why this clown won’t play any poker in the great state of Texas. He’s a super boring, single digit VPIP rock that isn’t attracted to paying time (instead of rake) for a seat. He wouldn’t be able to beat those juicy games since there’s no hours promos to grind.


by GGecko

Yup, as others have mentioned there’s no chance a total cheapskate, tight-wad OMC like Rice would ever voluntarily put out a straddle or contribute to any bomb pots. This is same reason why this clown won’t play any poker in the great state of Texas. He’s a super boring, single digit VPIP rock that isn’t attracted to paying time (instead of rake) for a seat. He wouldn’t be

On top of being the ultimate nit/rock of a century,and being probably worse for the games in every way than possibly any other live low stakes player: Rice has the stomack+no shame to whine and complain about bad boring games whenever he gets the chance.

The sheer irony of that is so out of this world i can barely wrap my head around it.


by GGecko

Yup, as others have mentioned there’s no chance a total cheapskate, tight-wad OMC like Rice would ever voluntarily put out a straddle or contribute to any bomb pots. This is same reason why this clown won’t play any poker in the great state of Texas. He’s a super boring, single digit VPIP rock that isn’t attracted to paying time (instead of rake) for

Time is also great short handed. By far my biggest hourly has come from late night short handed time games. And a nit box like him wouldn't play short handed with no rake.

I'm also sure that not only does he complain about bad games in his vlog he's the guy he does it out loud in a bad game while being by far the worst for the game there is.


by parisron

Zach Galifianakis, just need to add the dent in his head and grow the beard more. I could see him cooking meals in the motel sink.

WOW!

I tip my hat to you! That is a spitting image of Rice! Mr. Galifianakis also has a borderline personality that would also be a good fit.

Unfortunately, he is probably too tall and not thick enough for a perfect match, but it is certainly close!


Hollywood could get him into the Nomadic Method by paying for him to live at Harrah's for two months and force him to eat rice and sardines and pizza and cheeseburgers until he bulks up.

by DTEJD1997

WOW!

I tip my hat to you! That is a spitting image of Rice! Mr. Galifianakis also has a borderline personality that would also be a good fit.

Unfortunately, he is probably too tall and not thick enough for a perfect match, but it is certainly close!


trooper says he lost $500 before hitting the bonus

but the thing is, right now it's at around a min play so either he ran incredibly poorly and it never built up in that process or he took it way too early

also got completely bailed out running so pure with both a triple pop, huge line hit, and hitting the major - that's definitely a top 5% outcome for that game state, maybe even higher


by rickroll

trooper says he lost $500 before hitting the bonusbut the thing is, right now it's at around a min play so either he ran incredibly poorly and it never built up in that process or he took it way too earlyalso got completely bailed out running so pure with both a triple pop, huge line hit, and hitting the major - that's definitely a top 5% outcome for that game state, maybe even

Oh wow. He took it wayyyy early.

Also I'm certain I have a bigger bankroll than Trooper and there is no way in hell I would play Rich Little Hens at $15/spin at anything close to a borderline number. Can he really afford to lose $5k in a single session? For a 0EV spot at best??


by rickroll

trooper says he lost $500 before hitting the bonusbut the thing is, right now it's at around a min play so either he ran incredibly poorly and it never built up in that process or he took it way too earlyalso got completely bailed out running so pure with both a triple pop, huge line hit, and hitting the major - that's definitely a top 5% outcome for that game state, maybe even

Lol I bet we never see the video when it runs into the high 30's then single pops and he loses $5k.


by Dan GK

Oh wow. He took it wayyyy early.

Also I'm certain I have a bigger bankroll than Trooper and there is no way in hell I would play Rich Little Hens at $15/spin at anything close to a borderline number. Can he really afford to lose $5k in a single session? For a 0EV spot at best??

yes if i saw that configuration - especially where a negative outcome could be a 4 figure loss, i'm passing for sure

can't believe he not only saw that and thought it was a good play but thought whatever it was 30-50 spins prior was playable

jackpot not built up at all, wilds which are usually worthless not built, free games is barely in the positive state and this is a game in which those chickens add value easily and fast

i could see a situation where he played a souped up jackpot that single popped and he whiffed and then got stubborn seeing the free games was reaching a mid tier number - that's happened to me - but at $15 a pop jfc that's a risky play and while i'd do that for $1 a spin to use up freeplay or reach a credit goal for the day for giveaways, no way i'd touch it at high denom


Tonight, Homelessbieber reports from his new Permanent Address kitchen and plays video games on his stream.


Good evening,

Next year I’ll be moving to Las Vegas. I’m an international student with a student visa (which means I’m not allowed to work in the United States and therefore cannot pay taxes). I’d like to know what would happen if I play poker cash games or tournaments in Las Vegas, Nevada, and earn a somewhat significant monthly or yearly income for example, if I play $1/$3 cash games and make around $30 per hour, which would be about $80,000 per year.

Would I be required to pay taxes? Technically, I shouldn’t be able to, since I have a student visa and I’m not authorized to work or pay taxes. However, I know that in the United States poker winnings whether from cash games or tournaments are taxable income.

I don’t want to break any U.S. laws because my visa status could be at risk. So, what do people do when they play poker without a work permit? This is very confusing to me, and I don’t really understand this topic. What about tourists who win money playing poker? They also can’t pay taxes because of their tourist visa type.

In my case, I’m not sure if I’m even allowed to play poker. Please, if anyone could explain this topic more clearly, I’d really appreciate it.


15 dollar spins on a marginal play at best when you're busto is definitely a good idea.

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