*** Uptoberfests, ICE Camps, Sheepdays and Sammy Medals - October LC/NC NSFW ***

They're going to shamput it where the the sun dildon't shine

I hope this is hyperbole, but in the case that you are being serious I would like to express my sincerest gratitude for sharing your time with us here in BBV, Sammy.

Spend all the Spilmaks on food in Dubai

Japanese hookers in Kabukicho

Cocaine in Colombia

Cocaine wearing Columbia

Take the kids skydiving

Visit Sheep and have a vegan meal

Steal a car, hit a celebrity with it

Quaaludes

Eat pad thai in Thailand

Go to Disney World, tackle Mickey

The American Wienerschnitzel is a hot dog fast food franchise.

Really hope this isn't true.

Spend time with your wife/kids travelling making memories. Not crazy I know.

So like I didn't want to comment on this, I'm a big believer in people making their own choices, also what do I know, maybe I'm next? People are different and quite honestly we live in a completely messed up world, there have been many decay cycles of humanity but maybe dis is the final one, honestly... We are all surrounded by fascism and disinformation and maybe rogue AI is just starting and whatnot.

But I want to tell you a true story. So like a little over one year ago, I was at a birthday party. It was by an old friend from Bavarianmöller, I was just visiting at that time, I hadn't seen him a long time. Anyways at that time it looked like I was the idiot, it wouldn't have been the first time. You might remember a lengthy list of mine I wrote sometime after that happened, let's just say it involved a broken shoulder and an extended hospital stay as well as many follow-ups of myself.

Plot twist, due to me not disregarding advanced conventional medicine my shoulder is now like 99% ok, I could remove the implant also, which I will probably do at some point, I'm just in between things too much, more on that later.

But the host of the party, man. Just so that we're on the same page, ofc I knew him mainly from various nightlife madness when we were very young, but he was always kind of the responsible guy, didn't do many things others in our world ventured to, if he had a few beers that was an extreme outlier. He was also an extremely health conscious guy, always eating healthy, basically living in the gym and doing various other forms of PE. So at the time I broke my shoulder, life was loving him. Maybe I had more money and stuff, but that doesn't make you happy.

Ever since then, within like 9 months after that, first his mother passed away, then his longtime gf passed away on a chronic disease, then he got the diagnosis: Stage 4 prostate cancer, metastasized, uncurable. He's only slightly older than me.

But guess what, he doesn't give up, he does all the treatments the docs recommend, he never gives up, says next year its probably going to be better. He says his docs said his life expectancy is around 10 more years but he's determined to defy the odds. I see him almost every day on FB doing some motivational stuff, he also found a new gf. He's not rich like me, just forget about that chain of thoughts.

I'm not sure if there's a moral somewhere in there, but just wanted to share. As I've said, everyone has to make their own choices, every day, and I'm certainly guilty of making wrong choices plentily, so I'm not in the position to teach others, for sure. But anyway maybe you or others can take few things from that story which happens to be real.

Sammy, you can write a letter to a dear friend who's in a similar position and implore him to live his best life.

I don't know you. But your friend knows you very well and has your own best interests at heart.

I think if you read his letter then maybe you can get a better perspective on living your best life.

Sheep isn't so sure about that. The Sammy is very strong and successful. Anyway, here are some ideas regarding crazy things to do:

• Wear two slightly different socks on a workday
  
• Have an extra spoonful of sperm sauce with your meal
  
• Drink an alcoholic beverage
  
• Say "good evening" to someone when it's only 3 PM
  
• Listen to a Weird Al Yankovic song
  
• Address your wife as "Mrs. Sammy" for one day
  
• Place a bet on a sports match with real money
  

I like Mr. FWWM and Mr. Sheep's posts. I agree with the sentiments. Also probably do not do the cocaine, that was joke.

Just so you know dis is very accurate. Just left out that, yep just forget about refills or single fills or something in Germanmöller. Every country has different scams, in Germanmöller food prices are usually reasonable, but then you pay extra, and usually heavily for every single tiny drink. Punishes rehydrating basically. Except for beer. Beer is cheap usually lol. There is this Chinese guy, every time I meet him, he tells me the story, he was at some Germaniac airport, and beer was cheaper than water. Might be accurate.

Yes, I know, I would basically call that a scam. But whatever, I can abs confirm if there's one thing the Muricans are good at, it's effin franchising.

Let me tell you another story. There's dis other Murican franchise, you may have heard about it, it's called Auntie Anne's. For those who haven't, they make pretzels, so as a Bavarian I can tell you, they're not particularly good or anything, and like much Murican stuff, they're heavily overpriced, just like the sub in the vid above. But when I was in Muricanmöller I was sometimes there, bcos guess what, I like pretzels and they're spread out everywhere. They're good at franchising. At least in my judgement their pretzels are edible, they satisfy some basic pretzel cravings. Other Bavarians might have harsher judgements.

But anyways, I spent almost all Septembermöllers in Indonesianmöllers. And in Indonesianmöller they have malls, at least in the big cities, I guess that's another Murican franchise, but I digress. So in every effin mall in effin Indonesianmöller that I was, guess what, they have an effin Auntie Anne's. And here comes the fun part, they didn't even know how to make them. Every Indonesianmöller AA pretzel that I've seen looked like a mutated evil child of the normal AA pretzels, which, I have to repeat myself, aren't even remarkable by themselves.

But hey, they were there, fighting for whatever marketshare or something I guess, I'm not sure, it didn't look like the locals were interested all that much, hey, they don't have spicy rice or rice noodle dishes, so that's a big disadvantage.

But another Murican, I guess, the right word is knockoff, seems to have caught up on that. The All American Korean Mixbowl. Happy weekendmöllers.

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Also, dis is prolly funny for Germaniacs only, you don't see it in the pic but like every second word in (the educated word is) Bahasa Indonesia ends with asi. And they don't have cheap beer. Alcohol is like 3x Germaniac price. Taxes are the mind killer. And abs not easy to get (but doable). But they have free dinner, at least in the luxury hotels, usually. And free evening prayers that you can hear even in solidly soundproof rooms. I guess you know what the majority religion is. Makasi / Terima kasi.

All BBVers, meet me in Vegas March 7 2026, we will have Pretzel.

Sorry to hear Mr Sammy, very sad news. I would just travel, climb mountains, swim the length of the Amazon etc.

I don't have the funds right now, but if I work hard enough and/or hit the big score, then I'm in.

PLO8 FT 1/9 with a big chip lead; leggoooo!

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1/3

heads up

Shipped it

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There's a brazillion things you could do!

This is very reasonable and acceptable. Unlike the banana stand, there isn't always money in the pretzel drawer.

Proud of you Morph

Ladies and gewinnerman, rejoice! Today is Sheepday, where we honor and under the great Mr. Sheep, the day's namesake. This week we post from New York City in Times Square, where there's literally nothing to do but shop and people-watch. There is a significant lack of sheep here. Boooo.

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Ladies and gewinnerman, rejoice! Today is Sheepday, where we honor and under the great Mr. Sheep, the day's namesake. This week we post from New York City in Times Square, where there's literally nothing to do but shop and people-watch. There is a significant lack of sheep here. Boooo.

Great find, that pic. But yeah, it looks like New York could use some more fluffy friends.