*** Uptoberfests, ICE Camps, Sheepdays and Sammy Medals - October LC/NC NSFW ***
Sheep believes in Sammy.
In honor of Sammy I refused to go down on my wife.
But I did let her cum first so I could get the Sammy medal.
So, all in all, she was happy.
In,
Worked in the old office today, the radio played some Beth Orton songs. Forgot how much I love her.
Ladies and gentlewives, rejoice! Today is Sheepday, the day where we honor the rigor and vigor instilled in BBV by one Mr. Sheep, the day's namesake. Honor or on her? Let Fid decide.
When they said you were "wild" I heard you were "Wilder" which reminded me of the wedding gift you gave to your loving bride.
Cross 2-1 now.
This new format is fun. They play best of 5 sets, best of 5 legs in each. In every leg the players have to start and finish with a double, that means their darts doesn't count untill they hit their first double, from then on the leg plays out normal.
Cross 2-1 now.
This new format is fun. They play best of 5 sets, best of 5 legs in each. In every leg the players have to start and finish with a double, that means their darts doesn't count untill they hit their first double, from then on the leg plays out normal.
But they only have 4 legs altogether? 
When they said you were "wild" I heard you were "Wilder" which reminded me of the wedding gift you gave to your loving bride.
First rate memeing!
I love everyone of you especially the "Melancholy Dane." (I laugh at anyone who doesn't believe that Sammy wasn't preordained by William Shakespeare! I laugh at fools who say it applies to Kierkegaard. I laugh at USA#1's attempt to make me spell Søren as "Soren" - He EARNED the goddamn "ø" goddammit!😡).
Wait, where was I? Maybe I laugh too much, especially inside parentheses. Oh yeah.
You're all bringing me joy as the world is about to burn down. AKA USA#1 and regrettably other less deserving sovereign nations who didn't start the fire. :(
I was originally planning to use this image I'd posted two years ago.
I don't even think I was riffing on AC/DC when I stole the image, but I'm pretty sure I was directing it at fids & he 100% knows that NOW, whether or not he ever remembers ANY of my posts.
(Note: Even though Brian Johnson was the best front man Geordie could ever hope for, Bon Scott was the ONLY lead singer this band has ever had. I'd say "Come at me bro" but fids is prolly still looking up "Geordie." He may be Australian-er but I'm older. ) Anyway I know enough about Australians to know he could track me down and break my neck before tea. And Australians drink their tea with venom. Their tea IS venom. Because Australia.
But I'm already on thin ice by implying Mrs. fidstar-poker has crossed eyes.
As I await my punishment, let me state for the record that she only crosses her eyes at the "hands" of fids. This is the 3rd time I've used this nickname because he's obviously a dear friend for allowing me to use it in this post.
And fids 100% realizes the image at the top of this post and the "hands" in the previous sentence are INTENTIONAL, especially because I put quotes around the "hands" twice now & capitalized "INTENTIONAL" twice again, not even considering that I'd even NEED to put quotes around it in the FIRST place.
He also knows I spelled "capitalized" with a "z". He knows that I'm not posting under the influence of anything but stupidity. But he knows. He knows that I know. AND he knows I know something's coming, but I don't know, and... Hey! I've used "fids" 5 times now! What a great guy!
Anyway I think I should be banned or at least being given some weird obscure and demeaning Latin undertitty like "RaceroExoTexo delenda est" but that implies FUTURE destruction. "RacerExTex FAFO" implies ETERNAL destruction. Then everyone here would shake their heads and know that fids (6 times! My man!) is a cruel, but just, God.
I would've said "Mod" but IYKYK!! 😃
Also, TOTALLY worth it. 😀
