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Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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doss the trooper have a daughter?


by angle_shooter

Why does Spraggy always look like an adolescent teen with a face full of cystic acne, or is that just scarring from acne past?

Speaking of adolescent teens, look at Trooper's wardrobe. He needs to start carrying around the skateboard again.


by IQofTwoPlusTwo

Speaking of adolescent teens, look at Trooper's wardrobe. He needs to start carrying around the skateboard again.

He needs a slingshot for his back pocket too


by Turdzilla

Who's the pimple-ly teen in front of Marle?


by Steve00007

Because Trooper looks like someone that is an expert in self defense.

Why would he lie? Are you saying he has been lying? He says he is very honest.

How does he look like an expert in self defense? For 10 yrs, he's hidden his small, untoned arms that could barely do 10 push ups in his old workout video under a hooded sweatshirt in 115° summer heat for a reason. If he was a self defense expert, he wouldnt have a scar from his left eye to his jaw.


ELD reports that Herbs and Rye is seeking to avoid paying for ELD by scheduling the comped meals during ELD's sleep schedule in order to avoid paying for ELD.

ELD gets into an argument with a former dealer who went to dealer school but ELD prevailed.

A player also makes tea at the poker table by adding green powder to a cup which is apparently heated by a battery.

Another unfortunate soul attempted to argue with ELD and ELD states he read the manual and is always correct.

The floor has no need to be called since ELD always knows best.

ELD will keep racking up hours and Willie Mays himself (ELD previously mentioned Willie Mays walked on to training camp without a reservation) in Paris by walking on to the roster and getting Paris dealing hours.


by Mother Mucker

I think you're mistaken here. I heard he stuck up for a fellow classmate (Asian) as a kid and then the kid's dad (Sodoshi) trained him. Long story short, Trooper went ahead and won the kumite tournament. I think they made a movie about it.

You may be confusing him with Batman.


Trooper said to Limon on twitter that he has a spotter deal set up with some vulture. Hopefully, Trooper can make good use of that, earn some variance free money and don’t go broke on some big marginal play.


by Lionelhuttz

Trooper said to Limon on twitter that he has a spotter deal set up with some vulture. Hopefully, Trooper can make good use of that, earn some variance free money and don’t go broke on some big marginal play.

Just when I thought Tim couldn’t find a way introduce more risk into the process of advantage play, he enlists a (likely) drug addict to be the eagle eye.

Of COURSE this ends well.


by Lionelhuttz

Trooper said to Limon on twitter that he has a spotter deal set up with some vulture. Hopefully, Trooper can make good use of that, earn some variance free money and don’t go broke on some big marginal play.

Translation?


by Turdzilla

Translation?

Sounds to me like Tim can find a machine that's +ev but can't afford to play it himself, so he can call in someone else to come play it, and Tim collects his finders fee.


by Horsey McHorseface

Sounds to me like Tim can find a machine that's +ev but can't afford to play it himself, so he can call in someone else to come play it, and Tim collects his finders fee.

Yep.


Hopefully “the troops” will get some opportunities to give him some money to help out. Too bad it looks like they won’t get a chance to put him in the Main Event this year.


by JoseJohnnyJimJack

How does he look like an expert in self defense? For 10 yrs, he's hidden his small, untoned arms that could barely do 10 push ups in his old workout video under a hooded sweatshirt in 115° summer heat for a reason. If he was a self defense expert, he wouldnt have a scar from his left eye to his jaw.

If he has hidden his arms then how do you know they are small? How can you see his arms if they are hidden?

Did you measure them? Do you know how much he can curl or bench? You don’t know how many pull-ups he can do.

Maybe he could pick Lady Trooper up, but then haters would accuse him of showing off.


by Horsey McHorseface

Sounds to me like Tim can find a machine that's +ev but can't afford to play it himself, so he can call in someone else to come play it, and Tim collects his finders fee.

This. Trooper is the junkie spotter, he would get a flat fee for each play he finds and calls in. Might not be the best deal, but Trooper would be a good spotter just because he’s not a drug addict.



by Turdzilla

That is one scary group shot.

Looks like an ad asking you "Help These Kids" from a Shriners St. Judes charity campaign.


Trooper now threatens to kick fenders of those who do not stop properly at a crosswalk in Vegas.


by parisron

Wtf , "we kick the front fender off of any car that doesn't stop for a cross-walk"???? and that is just the start of his talking into a camera.

This is one REALLY weird vlog episode.


by topg2024

Trooper now threatens to kick fenders of those who do not stop properly at a crosswalk in Vegas.

Good way to get a beat down or shot.


by Horsey McHorseface

Sounds to me like Tim can find a machine that's +ev but can't afford to play it himself, so he can call in someone else to come play it, and Tim collects his finders fee.

just when you think he can't get any more desperate and pathetic


It's at the point now where Trooper will literally do anything for money other than actually get a job. There's no way any of these pathetic hustles pays anywhere near as much as Rice is making just for dealing.




by NotMe

Wtf , "we kick the front fender off of any car that doesn't stop for a cross-walk"???? and that is just the start of his talking into a camera.

This is one REALLY weird vlog episode.

It's like he's having a very slow mental breakdown.....


by TheFranz

Good way to get a beat down or shot.

Not in this case. Nobody ***** with the Trooper. The Trooper does the *******.

I told you guys he has no fear.

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