New Draft Idea: Fake Bands/Musicians From Movies/TV

New Draft Idea: Fake Bands/Musicians From Movies/TV

Haven't had a good draft in awhile...so let's have one where we draft your favorite bands and/or musicians from the worl

23 May 2025 at 02:24 AM
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Round 6
Jack Malik
- Yesterday

Yesterday is a facinating movie about a struggling musician (Jack Malik played by Himesh Patel) who get hit by a truck during a world wide power outage. When he wakes up the world is little different. It is a world where the Beatles never existed? But he being a musician and fan he remembers all of their songs even though no one else has ever heard them. He goes on to use those songs to become a major musical sensation. As a huge Beatles fan myself I really love this movie.

so far:
Otis Day and the Knights
Sweet Sue and Her Society Syncopaters
The Barden Bellas
Mitch and Mickey
Buddy Love
Jack Malik


I like that choice



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-aXOrAp...

Lazarus, tough & crazy as he is, finally cracked up over Daffy & Donald on top of the human toons and the vampires, so I’m getting him some humans to jam with.

Every great (mortal) band has a great drummer, so I’m taking Andrew from Whiplash, along with Fletcher to keep the ducks in line, boss Roadie Roger around and act as emcee/manager, AND the “Bassist (JVC)” played by Marcus Henderson, who I’ve got receipts for.





Picks so far:

Irish Vampire Band
Lazarus from Black Snake Moan
Peanuts Gang
Jessica Rabbit
Duck v Duck & Roadie Roger Rabbit
Andrew, Fletcher, Bassist (JVC)-Whiplash

John has the next two then me again.


I would have vetoed both Luke and Deliverance. They are characters who sing. Even if she dressed up as Groucho Marx, this one wouldn't count because Groucho is a real person.

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I just noticed Henderson was in Pete’s Dragon, so he’ll fit right in with the supernatural (and unnatural) aspects of my company.

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Avoidance Records, too hard to explain


The film isn't highly regarded by some, but no one can dispute the genius of the opening. One of my favorite actors plays Billy Mack, a guy hanging on to his career, but will have a hit song despite it being pure ****. It's Billy Mack coming back.

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Is Dueling Banjos the most memorable/iconic musical scene in a non-musical movie in film history? Note soundtrack stuff like Rocky running the steps doesn’t count, and OOPS I forgot about Play It Again, Sam again, right as I was typing this.

OK, what two complete Mount Rushmore?


Not all movies based on comic books are pure ****. This one features a battle of the bands. An Everyman needs to win a number of battles to reach his goal. Besides, Brie Larson.

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dammit John, that was my next pick....and I didn't think of Billy Mack, but if I had, I woulda picked him!


I’ve talked a lot about Miles Davis, so I might as well take the man who knows everything about him.


If you watch the scene closely and look at the shooting script, there was some confusion over if he was intended to be a saxophone player, which would’ve made more sense (Miles ain’t jamming with no teenage trumpet player), but Mann correctly wanted to use the alltime GOAT “Spanish Key” for the scene, so I say he can play both!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujEOYV1U...


Also an experienced club owner, and after Vietnam, Culiacan, and Cartagena, vampires shouldn’t faze him. But he’s also a snitch, so my birds in the trees will be watching him closely. We cover all the bases here at Avoidance Records.

Picks so far:

Irish Vampire Band
Lazarus from Black Snake Moan
Peanuts Gang
Jessica Rabbit
Duck v Duck and Roadie Roger Rabbit
Andrew, Fletcher, Bassist (JVC)-Whiplash
Daniel from Collateral


Round 7
Crucial Taunt
- Wayne's World

The main plot point of Wayne's World is Garth and Wayne helping Cassandra Wong (Tia Carrere) and her band Crucial Taunt get discovered.

so far:
Otis Day and the Knights
Sweet Sue and Her Society Syncopaters
The Barden Bellas
Mitch and Mickey
Buddy Love
Jack Malik
Crucial Taunt


does Daniel play at all in the movie? I've forgotten. If not, the pick is no good!


by BullyEyelash

But were they musicians or just guys playing music?

you answered your own question buckeroo...
what is a musician... someone/something playing music.

some people just seem to live a world governed by Semantics.


just a guy singing and playing drums...


by Dominic

does Daniel play at all in the movie? I've forgotten. If not, the pick is no good!

He does. Barely, starting at :24. Most of the clips on YouTube start when he sits down with Cruise and Foxx but that’s the full inside the club scene.


by BullyEyelash

What’s the most famous movie with a musician character who doesn’t play music in the movie?

That's a tough one. I can't judge most famous movie but Paul Simon in Annie Hall and Art Garfunkel in Carnal Knowledge.

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by John Cole

That's a tough one. I can't judge most famous movie but Paul Simon in Annie Hall and Art Garfunkel in Carnal Knowledge.

And Frank Sinatra in From Here to Eternity.

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Bowie had more than few roles. But Sinatra is a good call and Dean Martin had some dramatic roles as well. Will Smith he's an oscar winner? Probably gotta go with Cher since she won an oscar too in Moonstruck. Did she sing in it though? Been too long since I saw it.


Well, at least we all agree Del Griffith is ineligible, though I just used a supplemental pick to have him run the merchandise booth.








by mrbaseball

Bowie had more than few roles. But Sinatra is a good call and Dean Martin had some dramatic roles as well. Will Smith he's an oscar winner? Probably gotta go with Cher since she won an oscar too in Moonstruck. Did she sing in it though? Been too long since I saw it.

I think she did briefly dancing in the park? But she’s a bookkeeper. Mick Jagger never played a musician unless it was himself or based on himself.

I actually deleted my post because I meant something different and realized it could have spoilers.


by mrbaseball

Bowie had more than few roles. But Sinatra is a good call and Dean Martin had some dramatic roles as well. Will Smith he's an oscar winner? Probably gotta go with Cher since she won an oscar too in Moonstruck. Did she sing in it though? Been too long since I saw it.

Cher doesn't sing in Moonstruck.

I went to the Metropolitan Opera a few months ago to see La Boheme just because that's the opera and the place Nick Cage takes her in Moonstruck.

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by mrbaseball

Round 6
Jack Malik
- Yesterday

by Dominic

I like that choice

elite pick


by Dominic

dammit John, that was my next pick....

I was going to take him in the previous round, but couldn't decide if I wanted the movie or the subsequent cartoon


by Dominic

I like that choice

Yeah, very good pick. Never saw it, wanted to, heard it was good aside from John Lennon being turned into a humble hermit lol.


Over eight hours since last pick.


ok Mschu is skipped I'm up. Gimme a minute

And Mschu18 - fill out your picks to the spreadsheet

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