Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs
Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho
But now you added a third player type who will swing more than both the mega nit Rice and someone who will c bet some situational hands after 3 betting some medicore garbage as he triple barrels a missed flush draw.
Rice unquestionably has small swings than almost any poker player under 90 years old
. It's also handcuffed his win rate.
Diesel’s play is suboptimal but why can’t he still understand his table image?? It’s 2025, he’s folding every hand for 3 hour stretches while wearing clothes not fit for a goodwill, and recently he was surprised when he value bet a river with TPTK and someone tank called with two pair. He doesn’t have to loosen up or even play correctly (the classic diesel KK setmine) but he does have to realize how his play looks to his opponents.
It’s like his entire life philosophy boils down to him laughing at how stupid people are for waiting in long lines at the hotel check-in, while he is carrying 200lbs worth of useless junk, held together with bungee cords, up to his room.
Diesel’s play is suboptimal but why can’t he still understand his table image?? It’s 2025, he’s folding every hand for 3 hour stretches while wearing clothes not fit for a goodwill, and recently he was surprised when he value bet a river with TPTK and someone tank called with two pair. He doesn’t have to loosen up or even play correctly (the classic diesel KK setmine) but he do
Yup. Even the most ******ed degen fish is gonna think twice before paying off any bet from Rice when every super nit flag in the world is put up in front of them.
We could have a long debate about wich adjustments Rice easily could have made to his game to raise his winrate, but instead i am gonna point out that i believe Rice has a massive mental roadbloack when it comes to handling swings. Or let me be clear, roadblock when it comes to handling the possibility of bigger _negative_ swings.
Like Rice probably knows what he SHOULD be doing to get a bigger winrate or to be more +EV in the games he play. He likely has heard this countless times from both players around him, in the forums or in the YT comments. The issue is i think he just cant bring himself to widen his game or make better adjustments due to the big fear of experiencing negative swings. Like look at the absolute meltdown he had when he lost less than a buyin with AA in the Red Rock Massacre,he just cant handle to lose money even if it is shortterm results.
In today's video ELD produces a Nomadic cooking video from an Excalibur room and utilizes the famous scissors to cut restroom chicken breast and boils same. Then he cooks elbow macaroni and adds chopped onions and marinara sauce and seasons with salt and pepper packets.
ELD reports he will be front and center to celebrate the return of Trooper at the first Trooper Thursday.
Diesel’s play is suboptimal but why can’t he still understand his table image?? It’s 2025, he’s folding every hand for 3 hour stretches while wearing clothes not fit for a goodwill, and recently he was surprised when he value bet a river with TPTK and someone tank called with two pair. He doesn’t have to loosen up or even play correctly (the classic diesel KK setmine) but he do
Extremely ridiculously accurate. The lack of self awareness and total delusion is mind boggling. Total NIT that barely talks or plays at the table while offering zero as a spectator eager to gossip what he sees in his very low effort vlogs.

It really is something how small Rice's losses/swings are, session after session after session.
It really is off the charts nitty. I would guess i havent ever played against a nit at his level. Like,with the numbers we see from him he literally can be vpiping JJ+ and AK-like record low involvement in the game. He likely folds like KJs if there is a raise, and just limping 2 bucks if he has the option of doing that or even folding it right away.
I cant see any other way you can get these lol baby swings in session after session.
Alright, so no vlog from the mighty Trooper yesterday as far as i can see. So i guess he is already finished with the unfinished business of going broke once again?
Regarding his tiny roll i would guess its even not between 2-3K like another poster mentioned. Considering how desperate he seems, and obsesses over prices like a 5 dollar Mcdonalds burger that kind of stuff i woudnt be surprised if he only has like around 1k,or between 1000-1500 to work with.
In Rice's latest vlog he makes a mind bogglingly gross pasta dish which involves cooking the pasta in the same water he just boiled the chicken. He is one disgusting individual that's for sure
And El Timmo has been on YouTube for what, a decade? He has no hook, no reason to keep coming back once you’ve watched 3 vlogs of his, it’s all SSDD.
He still believes that after all this time, that being first in the space (which is debatable), actually counts for something. But it only counts for something IF you can execute on it and make it into something sustainable.
El Timmo has shown, at least 3 times, that he cannot make something financially sustainable. Time to move on and get the dealing job dude. Make something of the last years of your life.
I'm 99% sure rice couldve bought something for less to make that boiled chicken meal. The packaging of the chicken gives it away.
simmered chicken breast and macaroni, and prego tomato sauce. That's a prison meal if I ever saw one. If he went with dark meat thighs the chicken wouldn't have been dry, and it would've cost less, but as a 35 something year old man, he doesn't know the difference cooking dark vs white chicken meat.
If he bought premade meatballs instead of chicken, that couldve been delicious. However, due to the clickbaity title, I thing he's performing for the camera a bit.
Beats the old man 'too much weed smell on the strip' trooper though. it should be like the old days, where everyone smoked tobacco.
it's like an NFL quarterback going 15/30 for 50 yards in a full game and bragging that he didn't get sacked or throw an INT
Which is a great analogy because Rice blasted the Panthers last season for playing too conservatively and not going for it on 4th and 9 multiple times and settling for field goals vs the Chiefs, ultimately losing in OT. So he expects NFL coaches to gamble it up but he refuses to stick his neck out far enough to risk a triple figure loss. Oh the irony…
I'm 99% sure rice couldve bought something for less to make that boiled chicken meal. The packaging of the chicken gives it away.simmered chicken breast and macaroni, and prego tomato sauce. That's a prison meal if I ever saw one. If he went with dark meat thighs the chicken wouldn't have been dry, and it would've cost less, but as a 35 something year old man, he doesn't know t
For sure one of the worst dishes he has made, and that's saying something!
Dry overcooked steamed chicken with undercooked macaroni and marinara sauce and raw onions. He must enjoy making these foul meals with his rice cooker in his hotel room because so many people have commented on ways he could improve his cooking and he totally ignores them.
Alright, so no vlog from the mighty Trooper yesterday as far as i can see. So i guess he is already finished with the unfinished business of going broke once again?Regarding his tiny roll i would guess its even not between 2-3K like another poster mentioned. Considering how desperate he seems, and obsesses over prices like a 5 dollar Mcdonalds burger that kind of stuff i woudnt
If he has a massive tilt losing session of $1k plus, he’s finished. Yes every time I see LT I think about squeezing melons.
He loves dropping hints that he is now doing AP slots. 50 seconds in he says even though 'alpha papa' has been good to him the last couple days he's still doing everything on the cheap.
Alpha is A and Papa is P in the Nato Phonetic alphabet, as in AP has been good to him. AP being Advantage Play lol
For sure one of the worst dishes he has made, and that's saying something!
Dry overcooked steamed chicken with undercooked macaroni and marinara sauce and raw onions. He must enjoy making these foul meals with his rice cooker in his hotel room because so many people have commented on ways he could improve his cooking and he totally ignores them.
Yes, this is cooking on peak Rice level!
Absolutely disgusting dish. Cooking the macaroni in the same water as he boiled the chicken+ just throwing in a bunch of raw onions sealed the deal for me.
That stuff legit looks like dogfood or a standard prison dinner.
In Rice's latest vlog he makes a mind bogglingly gross pasta dish which involves cooking the pasta in the same water he just boiled the chicken. He is one disgusting individual that's for sure
He should hint around at his parents at Christmas that he wants a George Foreman. It would increase his food universe of possibilities by 300%.
Delusional arrogant tough guy.
The only person/thing he has ever imposed his way on is Christina and look at how things have turned out for her.
Imagine being in your fifties, i repeat in your FIFTIES- and being so broke that you have to rant about 5 bucks Mcdondalds burgers or if the coffee on the strip in Vegas is 8 or 10 bucks, just pounding down garbage like donuts, sugar,caffeine,burgers,pizza in your garbage fat body, and having disgusting teeth because you havent been to the dentist for like 20 years even for basic cleaning.
And at the same time running your mouth being too cool for school like he does,incredible.
In Rice's latest vlog he makes a mind bogglingly gross pasta dish which involves cooking the pasta in the same water he just boiled the chicken. He is one disgusting individual that's for sure
Diesel better be VERY careful when cooking raw chicken. You have to very thoroughly clean ALL of the production utensils & cutting surfaces. A GREAT way to get food poisoning!
Why he would BOIL the chicken is simply mind boggling.
His lackluster results are also simply incredible.
If he is so smart and so attuned to beating the system, why is he living like a hobo? Why is he looking like a hobo? Why does he hardly have any money or assets? If he was able to graduate from undergrad & law skool, the BEST use of his time & energy is playing poker, chasing comps for LESS than minimum wage?
Does he seriously think that he is going to spend the remainder of his days going from hotel room to airB&B?
He should be thinking about getting a house or condo.
Of course, being wise with money is not one of his skills. The man is spending $70 on a hotel room for one night? He is then trying to SAVE money by boiling raw chicken in that hotel room?
Why does he not learn about investing? Why not get a serious portfolio of income producing securities? I ain't talking about buying AT&T or GE for a 3% yield either!
Of course, there is a maybe a 1% that he is completely aware of this, and his videos are simply an elaborate ruse. I doubt it though...
He loves dropping hints that he is now doing AP slots. 50 seconds in he says even though 'alpha papa' has been good to him the last couple days he's still doing everything on the cheap.
Alpha is A and Papa is P in the Nato Phonetic alphabet, as in AP has been good to him. AP being Advantage Play lol
He sees the views the slot vloggers are getting.
And we’ve been baiting him on here to do it. He’s made a living from poker/hosting/youtube for years, but there’s no way he can make it as a slots hustler, he’ll quit as soon as his feet swell and his fingertips hurt or whenever his next downswing happens.
I actually think one of these reasons he stopped TT was because he got crushed at slots. One of the last TT videos, Trooper was flashing a wad of like $2500 in hundreds, saying he was this great slots hustler. Shortly after that, TT was canceled and Trooper is getting cooked alive on Vegas asphalt selling candy at farmers markets.
