omg omg omg #167 (the david sklansky memorial omg)

omg omg omg #167 (the david sklansky memorial omg)

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23 May 2026 at 10:55 PM
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i need a job NOW.

**** i got to move out of this place.


what kinda skills you got?


Luke dont fall for it! Any skill you say, we're just gonna hit you back with, "that's gonna be replaced by Ai within 6 months" and then you're "owned". Refuse to answer the question and counterattack, admit you're totally ****ed career-wise and force a confrontation about whose butt looks better


by LuckyLuke01

i need a job NOW.

**** i got to move out of this place.

Have you considered cutting Opals?


Or you make a YT channel where you review tinned food products!


Or go out and find some gold!


What about becoming a contract rabbit hunter?



by LuckyLuke01

Everybody's got a hunger, a hunger they can't resist
There's so much that you want, you deserve much more than this
But if dreams came true, oh, wouldn't that be nice
But this ain't no dream we're living through tonight
Girl, you want it, you take it, you pay the price

There's no easy way out
There's no shortcut home
There's no easy way out
Giving in can't be wrong


by ScreaminAsian

Incredible....

But we, meaning all men, need to tell these women that the bull nose ring thingies do not look attractive. Just sayin.


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by Mother Mucker

we, meaning all men, need to tell these women that the bull nose ring thingies do not look attractive. Just sayin.

I actually find them attractive.


slavoj zizek said he's gonna get a septum piercing because he wants to stop touching his nose every 2 seconds


Did he get one?


no i'm joking he loves touching his nose too much




by Morphismus

Have you considered cutting Opals?

man it's a real art to cut opals ay


by Morphismus

Or you make a YT channel where you review tinned food products!

bro this guy is AMAZING. Love his ****, hey.

i should just open a record store and live my life like High Fidelity


by King_of_NYC

what kinda skills you got?

skills. i got an advanced diploma of accounting man.

years of experience in offices doing all kinds of ****. I'm proficient in MYOB, Xero, and all the MS Office. i can invoice and do whatever other admin tasks are required.

But because I don't have some bullshit niche experience in their specific field. I'm dead in the water, man. I'm starting to get so pissed off.

i can't just live alone, not be bothered, and **** Miss B. ( well, I can do the last part at hers for the most part)


by ScreaminAsian

Luke dont fall for it! Any skill you say, we're just gonna hit you back with, "that's gonna be replaced by Ai within 6 months" and then you're "owned". Refuse to answer the question and counterattack, admit you're totally ****ed career-wise and force a confrontation about whose butt looks better

Joke's on you, I already feel like this AND a failure.

So it's all good.

lifes great. i get the girl of my dreams, and i can't even get my own place or have a job.

what is life?

Also, I need to start something on my own, I think. i have to take the leap, but I don't know, man.

may as well do it. What have i got to lose? i just go back here but with no housing deposit.

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