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Adding anything other than cheese would be 3 months in jail in Australia.

It's basically a spice, like spreadable Maggi. Calling bread with only Vegemite on it a sandwich is like putting Maggi in hot water and calling it a soup!

There I said it.

Vegemite is generally used on toast.

Sandwich-wise it's vegemite and cheese.

Anyway. That is how exciting this game is. We are talking about sandwich toppings!

Pen-shootouts soon; then you get your goals.

The second half of the extra time was actually quite exciting.

I'm so excited I've started doing work on the laptop during the penalty shootout

Looks like fid might not have to concern himself with the world cup any longer...

#RIPAUSTRALIA

Rip

I feel so bad for .

Möller

RIP Socceroos, RIP Australia...

...and RIP green poasting streak! 😡

Aussies kicking penalties like it's rugby or what

There's a solution to this...

RIP Australia.

Cape Verde for the lulz.

Boo

Weeeeeeee

Boo

How about this? If you appear to be injured, a ref comes over and gives you a five-count. If you're not up by then, you're out of the game.

This makes me feel sad for people that like soccer.

I really hope one of the "shithole" countries win the World Cup. Trump handing over the cup would be amazing.

He'll just keep it.