*** A World Cup Without Denmark Is Like a 'Murica Without Obama - Summer LC/NC NSFW ***

Well yeah, you get more HP when you level up, ldo.

Lol, like I just returned from some event shortly before the equalizer. My body was ready to call for Kloppo to be put on the next plane or something but somehow we turned it around. So whatever, I guess we are qualifiedmöller.

Yeah I DGAF how many games Kimmich has or will have or whatever. Just show the other game already before it's too late. I blame Morph.

So Spain is like, you can buy that 10$ wine, and it's brilliant, or you can buy that 4$ wine (*reserva, from 2020)

In an earlier trip I bought that 2$ wine (reserva) from the effin Aldi close to my hotel

Has he ever advocated successfully for any ***** tho? That's the real question here, isn't it??

How do we pick the right person to blame???? Is it always Morph or is there some scientific method to it???? It will remain a mystery until the end of time, prolly

Vale, I'm going to bed. Nothing substantial will happen in this game. Maybe 7 goals and some madness or whatnot, but nothing substantial. Prolly.

It looks like NZ-møller needs a win against Belgium. RIP Piddle or RIP mmmKay.

Also, Sheep apparently missed a window during which 2+2 wasn't dead.

It seems my drunken philosophing about Morphblaming broke the matrix. Or they sold the servers for data centers. Well, let's not give them any ideas.

RIP Kiwimöllers. Well at least they can go back to their home country without being baked and roasted unlike Europemöllers.

That and the pink football shoes. That led to a resonance cascade that was obv unstoppable

Good idea, but if global warming is a consideration, then Sheep suggests the Denmarkian embassy in Reykjavíkmøller.

Iceland will have energy when the oil runs out.

Every TV in the poker room showed the USA team getting rivered last night, but it was on Fox so I almost enjoyed the talking heads' dismay.

"Brutalismus" sounds like Morph's evil twin brother. Let's hope he won't get modded. 😮

Australia into the group of 32. That's a good thing right?

Yes! I'm 1/8th Australian too. NZ need a miracle! Come on lads!

But will it be desertland then? I see an Arrakification incoming

We urgently need an Angelismus or something to restore balance in the spacetime continuum.

With the spacetime continuum in disarray and no official word from Obama it's anyone's guess

How could you lose with mmmkay MIA? It's cray cray

Obama. Obv

I think the USA can beat Bosnia, but I'm not as sure about Herzegovina.

That's impossibru obv