USA Goes to War Against Iran

USA Goes to War Against Iran

Time for a dedicated thread to the war.

How long will it last and what will be the probable outcome?

02 March 2026 at 06:37 PM
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by pokerandfootlover

Why wouldn't he?

  • Obama presided over utter disasters (first Ukraine invasion with ZERO response when it could have been easily dissauded, arming ISIS and creating that little monster, emboldening and funding Iran)
  • Biden presided over letting the second Ukraine invasion happen with horiffic weakness ("US troops will never be in Ukraine" - way to give Putin a green light while he's building up you moron), and the emboldening of Iran again which caused the whole start of the Gaza war via their unrestricted proxy funding (Trump cowed them his first term by killing their loved general).

Even on foreign policy alone, Trump is miles ahead of his predecessors - even if Iran is a giant mistake.

The real question is, why wouldn't you vote for Trump on foreign policy given that he's objectively better than the last two presidents before him, even given Iran?

Doh! None of this makes any sense.

During the first Ukraine invasion Obama slapped massive sanctions along with Europe on Russia and kicked them out of the G8 - no way Putin could be easily dissuaded considering he was ready to tank Russia's economy, global isolation and risk total war just for Crimea. Then when he invaded the last time under Biden, Biden spent weeks/months beforehand warning everyone - of course he was never going to send troops in unless you want a nuclear war. What has Trump done? Quite the opposite withdrawn a lot of support and is trying to force a terrible deal on Ukraine which benefits Putin and gives him an awesome ROI on the whole venture! Also, there was that whole saga in Trump's last term of delayed military aid to Ukraine to pressure Zelenskyy for political dirt.

Trump emboldened Iran after pulling out of the nuclear agreement and insisting on maximum pressure, which has led to speeding up of their nuclear programme and increased aggression through their proxies in the region. And just look at the fine mess he is in now!

Yes, well played Trump! If you weren't so obviously blinkered I'd think you were being dishonest!


Both Middle East disasters, Hamas and the Iran conflict trace back to the disaster of the Abraham accords. At the time they were supposed to weaken them and make them desperate for negotiation but in both cases it’s lead to war. Hawks are happy with the bumbling but most Americans would have preferred Trump just stayed out is the region entirely. As bad as Trump has been domestically (bottom 5 all time in historical rankings) he’s been ever worse in foreign policy.


News reporting they have a deal. Again.


by whatthejish

Why did you create the Elway account?

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by pokerandfootlover

[*]Biden presided over letting the second Ukraine invasion happen with horiffic weakness ("US troops will never be in Ukraine" - way to give Putin a green light while he's building up you moron)...

lolz, threatening to directly insert US troops into the fighting and possibly trigger WWIII would have been absolute madness, and bad-faith conservative clowndicks like you would be the very first to bitch and whine if Biden had done so.

The real question is, why wouldn't you vote for Trump on foreign policy given that he's objectively better than the last two presidents before him, even given Iran?

Did Trump threaten to put US boots on the ground in Ukraine? Seems like he's just as much of a pussy as you claim Biden was.


Trump announced he canceled the "scheduled" strikes. Oil plummeted to 87 and SPY shot up about 1.25% immediately on that news.


by doodiewiz

Doh! None of this makes any sense.During the first Ukraine invasion Obama slapped massive sanctions along with Europe on Russia and kicked them out of the G8 - no way Putin could be easily dissuaded considering he was ready to tank Russia's economy, global isolation and risk total war just for Crimea. Then when he invaded the last time under Biden, Biden spent weeks/months befo

Agree with some of this but Iran’s proxies have been severely weakened and their nuclear program was always focused on making a warhead. How much acceleration has it undergone in the past few months?


by Trolly McTrollson

lolz, threatening to directly insert US troops into the fighting and possibly trigger WWIII would have been absolute madness, and bad-faith conservative clowndicks like you would be the very first to bitch and whine if Biden had done so.

Did Trump threaten to put US boots on the ground in Ukraine Seems like he's just as much of a pussy as you claim Biden was.

Lol at least Biden opposed Putin. Trump loves the guy


It really can’t be overstated how disastrous the last 3 years have been for Iran’s proxies. Hezbollah had all their leaders blown up in a single blow. Iran was desperately trying to broker a ceasefire for them but obviously that’s not going to happen. Hamas used to be tied directly to the UN, generating millions upon millions in stolen funds for their leaders and operations. Now they can rule over a pile of rubble. Houthis have been sabre rattling for months without taking any meaningful actions.


by DoyleBrunsonFan

Lol at least Biden opposed Putin. Trump loves the guy

Weird that he keeps shipping billions in weapons to Putin's enemies


by biggerboat

News reporting they have a deal. Again.

seems legit


It sounds like we finally have a settlement. It’s over!

I regret cancelling my Israel trip.


by mongidig

It sounds like we finally have a settlement.

You are mentally ******ed.


Trump has another deal with an imaginary Iranian leader.


by mongidig

It sounds like we finally have a settlement. It’s over!

I regret cancelling my Israel trip.

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by ArcticKnight

Trump has another deal with an imaginary Iranian leader.

I'm picturing his Iran negotiations going something like the tea parties my sister used to have with her stuffed animals when she was little.


by StoppedRainingMen

Mongo you appear to have a high sense of self importance where you think your opinion is of consequence and relevance despite being an absolute ****ing loser of a human being who is so insecure you create alt accounts to try again to curry favor with faceless avatars on the internet without the stink of mongo the chaturb8 addict and so unable to get women to **** you you pay fo

I take it you disagreed with my post.


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I once admitted I pissed on a woman who asked me to

He doesn’t seem capable of letting that go despite being, you know, a rapist


by StoppedRainingMen

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by StoppedRainingMen

Edit: for context: Mongo has multiple times implied he has forced women into ****ing him via getting them excessively drunk and/or high on paint fumes

I once admitted I pissed on a woman who asked me to

He doesn’t seem capable of letting that go despite being, you know, a rapist

Yes I have picked all of this up from context, thank you for confirming!


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by campfirewest

I'm picturing his Iran negotiations going something like the tea parties my sister used to have with her stuffed animals when she was little.

lol


by campfirewest

I'm picturing his Iran negotiations going something like the tea parties my sister used to have with her stuffed animals when she was little.

Something like this?


by Trolly McTrollson

lolz, threatening to directly insert US troops into the fighting and possibly trigger WWIII would have been absolute madness, and bad-faith conservative clowndicks like you would be the very first to bitch and whine if Biden had done so.

This is the exact clown-level thinking that led to Ukraine being invaded in the first place. Putin preys on people like you; you are his useful puppet as much as many Republicans are.

Putin built up in 2018 for invasion too, 100K troops and thousands of tanks. Trump threatened to bomb Moscow if he invaded, said he wanted peace during his presidency and he wouldn't stand for it. Putin backed down and called it an "exercise". He tried again in 2022 with a clown president in charge who greenlit the invasion with his weakness.

I can't begin to express the contempt I have for your horrifically weak thinking. Putin doesn't want nuclear war. None of the elites do. They have wives and girlfriends and kids and villas all over Europe and the US. Are they going to nuke their own kids? This isn't the cold war with strong ideologies and hair trigger "nuke first", stop thinking like it is. Like Obama famously said to Romney when he said Russia was our greatest threat: "The 1980s called and want their foreign policy back".

Putin pushes into weakness, and preys on the weak like you, including saber rattling nuclear war every time there's something he doesn't want. It works great against morons (left wing think tanks, politicians and press), but it's not real. Every "red line" that Putin didn't want crossed and has been crossed - like deep strikes into Russia - he does absolutely jack ****.

It's that simple. Please, get a clue and understand the world. If more people did we would never have had this horrific war (I love Ukraine and have visited there several times since 2021).

Did Trump threaten to put US boots on the ground in Ukraine Seems like he's just as much of a pussy as you claim Biden was.

Again, deterring before the war when Putin was doing his calculus of risk and testing responses, and entering troops to directly fire on entrenched Russian positions after years of war are two entirely different things. How can you not understand this on a poker forum? Unreal

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