Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

If that didn't make you want to kill yourself, nothing ever will.

So wierd to see ColoVegPlayer

colo = calorado
veg = vegas
player = player

ColoVegPlayer posts on another vegas message board. Hes an obese magic the gathering player, computer engineer or something similar by trade, young, early 30s I'd guess, owns a house and a newer Tesla.

He used to run a site called compsherpa until he was kicked out of the MGM rewards program for comp abuse

Does not eat nor smoke, but his addiction is sugar and he often posts disgusting 'tub nutting' pictures....

... which are photos, set in a full bathtub, where he has a donut in one of his fat hands in front of the camera, disgusting fat feet in full display. Tub = bathtub. Nuttin = the act of eating a do"nut" in the bathtub.

I'm sure he's a nice guy but the no drinking/no smoking but I'll be a total casino degen, sugar addict, and, like Rice, pushes the system for maximum value in the moment, until the higher ups noticed his shenanigans and kicked him to the curb.,

Sorry if I made anyone want to kill themselves even more

I was so bored at work today I watched it.

Sweet baby Jesus on a biscuit that was… I dunno what the **** that was… I know I just don’t want to watch any of his **** anymore.

And he seemed SO close to an epiphany. Only to go punt $50 in play at some dump to try and get a hotel offer from them.

Little Timmy was that close to the epiphany that would have got him out of Vegas too.

Alas, when you’re as big a loser as those two are, it’s hard to break the cycle.

But there's always Degen Debrief to bring you out of any depression (new one just dropped).

I loved the CNL from today, the photography and playing the trumpet in the desert basin was brilliant. Take that, Rice, no amount of fence jumping can match it.

I've complained about this too. I say let's start a new thread once the WSOP starts kicking up dust. More material to work with. Something like "Actual Poker Player Vlogs of Las Vegas" I suppose might work as a title. Although if something catches your eyes before that, go for it.

FWIW, that quote is Raphaëlle Giordano, not Confucius.

Not that Rice ever has or ever will talk to a woman, but this is a perfect pickup line for him

The Trooper just dropped a new video from Circa. I don't think i've ever heard anyone talk so nasty and rude to their loved one on a youtube video and that's just the first minute in. She says someone's gonna get knocked out and he says hahah I was just kidding. This is exactly the type of behavior someone with just a taste of success exhibits in a relationship when they think they don't need or are better than their partner. A must watch if only for the first minute. And she also says "I haven't been out for awhile". Is she really going to live the rest of her life staying home by herself, cooking, baking and grocery shopping?

Degen Debrief saved the day.

Go Bike King. We need a physique and weight update soon.

Seems to be a classic pattern of abuse. She's isolated from family and friends, he ruined her lolipop business with his delusions of grandeur, and he talks down to her continuously. She's also religious (reads bible daily) and has almost no autonomy. She seems to like things this way though, and probably likes seeing herself as a "trad wife." She's not very bright and he is just enough ahead of her mentally that it fulfills his need to feel superior.

I was worried it was something far, far worse.

I hear you, but honestly straight up poker vlogs are boring as hell. Neeme. Owen. Mariano, Rampage. Whoever. It's the same format over and over again. They were fun for a few years, but honestly are boring as F. They are like doing missionary with the lights out every night. Someone here posted that they saw a Jaman Burton recent vlog, and honestly couldn't tell if it was from last month or 5 years ago.

To be honest the only straight up poker vlogs that I find somewhat interesting are DNegs during the WSOP, since he adds in interesting stuff in there and is actually competing at the highest level for bracelets.

The whack pack is like watching a few differently abled dogs compete in the dog show after you've watched 1000 "best of breeds" in the past. Their degeneracy and incompetence is wildly entertaining.

Yeah, except the replies Rice would get would be along the lines of, "Bring it out, I got a bread knife in my purse."

Lol. ColoVegPlayer does look too innuendo-y.

I have a feeling that Bike King makes better use of the weightroom than El Deceiver does.

One reason they are together is that’s one thing they have in common. They don’t do much and live boring, predictable lives. Nothing wrong with that, but it explains why they are so unimaginative with their videos.

They life in Vegas which always has stuff going on but they don’t have a clue how to take advantage of that. Trooper went to a concert almost 10 years ago and that’s about it.

Instead they put up multiple videos showing them shopping at Costco. Yawn.

Even that is prob closer than Laughlin.

Well, it only took him 5 minutes to figure out how a tree got to be in three pieces.

ELD reports from the Permanent Address.

ELD states that all his dealing information will be broadcast from the Permanent Address.

The next morning ELD again appears at the Permanent Address and holds up three fingers indicating the third highest cash game tips he received.

ELD cuts the camera and appears after switching from a black to a red shirt.

ELD gives shout outs to Justin who might be a truck driver, not sure, and also Joe who asked ELD how many daily videos he is up to. 1468 or something like that.

ELD then appears at McMullen's restaurant courtesy of Herbs and Rye.

Massive amounts of food is shown and both ELD and Herbs and Rye are full.

ELD made $863 for March Madness weekend.

In six hours, ELD will commence yet another Nomadic trip.

Pretty good Rice today. I really enjoy the videos where he focuses on how many hours he works and how much he makes. I'm surprised there are not more viral vlogs focusing on these topics from all different industries. Like, who wouldn't want to watch an office manager discuss these topics. Even better -- a temp who could detail various industries with variable hours of employment. But I wonder if Rice has a first-mover advantage and that subsequent channels moving into this subject area would not be as successful.

Yeah the comment section of her videos needs to have a bunch of

“Blink 3 times fast if you need help”

Vegas casino whore vlog would be good for this.

My one good casino whore story:

Coming back to my room at Bally's. Getting ready to open the door. A lady of the evening. Is coming g out of the room two doors down. She asks me if I'm looking for any company. I wanted to ask her if I could get a discount.

Wonder if he still vehemently calls me a liar for claiming a Texas dealer makes $40 an hour without the $12 hour minimum wage he gets in Vegas?

When is the 2000 hour mark where Trooper will supposedly reveal his incredible results?

Also, if he somehow was making “good money” couldn’t these other slot machine vultures just stand idly beside machines he uses and copy his exact strategy?