Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by Confidential

The fact that the thumbnail includes this image, with his head cut out, makes this even more amazing. He looks like a cartoon character. Would love to know how many tries this took. The outtakes would be hilarious.

The fact he had the camera pre-positioned to capture his jumps meant that he either a) jumped over the fence previously in order to get inside to position the camera or b) did the non-autistic thing and either casually climbed over the fence or side-hopped it.

After jumping he says "that's how they want you to get over it, right, I don't have time for this maze".... Apparently he does have plenty of time, including setting up the camera to make it look like it was impromptu. More lying.


by parisron

50 second mark, wow don't underestimate those calf muscles. lol

I loved how he prepared himself to make the jump like a cat would. Then he started building momentum. I'm surprised he didn't video himself stretching and getting loose for such an athletic achievement.


by parisron

50 second mark, wow don't underestimate those calf muscles. lol

Looks like those squats are paying off for him.

Pretty soon he might be in better shape than Bike King.


by pocket_zeros

The fact he had the camera pre-positioned to capture his jumps meant that he either a) jumped over the fence previously in order to get inside to position the camera or b) did the non-autistic thing and either casually climbed over the fence or side-hopped it.After jumping he says "that's how they want you to get over it, right, I don't have time for this maze".... Apparently h

I think we can allow him a bit of artistic license regarding setting up the camera but the not having time makes no sense because in the time he takes to prep for the first one with his squats and swinging of arms most people would have already been over the second one!


He thinks he is a D1 athlete, so he was just imagining he was executing the vertical leap in the columbine test


So Trooper is an advantage slot player (Or thinks he is) now?

Someone tell me everything, how did he get the idea that slots can be beaten? must be some sort of trend, I mean there are alot of successful slot youtube channels but they don't claim to actually win at them


by fakekidpoker

So Trooper is an advantage slot player (Or thinks he is) now?

Someone tell me everything, how did he get the idea that slots can be beaten? must be some sort of trend, I mean there are alot of successful slot youtube channels but they don't claim to actually win at them

They can be beaten. Whether trooper can beat them is another question. According to the posters here his plays are very questionable


by VeniceMerchant

He talks like anyone I know who has never been punched in the face. And thinks cameras will save him. There are people that are not worried about cameras.

by Koshka

The best part is when he's like this guy isn't gonna do anything cause their cameras everywhere when in reality it protects Trooper from getting his ass kicked. He's also dumb cause if something does happen, he's getting 86'ed and he loses a casino to check.

He is getting into these verbal altercations with people that don’t look intimidating to him. One example is he got into it with an overweight Elvis impersonator on a wheelchair. There is always the chance he could underestimate someone though.

Or if it’s a person that might be able to take him, it’s in a situation that he thinks the person won’t do anything. For example, Trooper got into it with that Cali guy in the Westgate poker room. But Trooper was surrounded by fans and employees that loved him, and was talking about how he could call security if he needed to.

by TheFranz

Trooper has borderline personality disorder.

I’ve thought for a while that he is a narcissist. I hope I’m wrong because if he is, he would be treating LT very badly.


by parisron

Of course because he only wants to talk about himself.


by Confidential

Yeah, Youtube didn't pay off the way Troop hoped, because he was too stubborn and pig (hen?) headed to parlay it the way Neeme and others did. OTOH, if he had given hand histories he would have been relentlessly mocked/schooled. His best bet would have been to accept the free coaching he was offered, then vlog about its effect on his results. Documenting a path to improving as

Even Jaman has 110k subscribers and he started well after Trooper did. With little effort Trooper should easily have at least around 150k-200k subscribers (or maybe even a lot more) and his Westgate game would have gotten much better turnouts, especially if he treated people better.

And El Diesel by being a huge predictable nit had much better poker results.

The slots channel has 4.1k subscribers.


The new English vlogger already has 76k subs and has gotten attention from Charlie Carrell.

I am surprised Rice fell for the 'dinosaur footprints' claim. Seems like something he would never accept at face value.


by parisron

50 second mark, wow don't underestimate those calf muscles. lol

Not only was Calfzilla jumping out of his shoes, he was jumping out of the camera shot!

He needs to monetize his awesome calves with t-shirts for sale that say, "Got Calves?"


by angle_shooter

He thinks he is a D1 athlete, so he was just imagining he was executing the vertical leap in the columbine test

I wouldn't be surprised if the Las Vegas Raiders came knocking on his permanent address shack door with a lucrative player contract after they watched this vlog. He can play fullback and clear out some defenders Ram Man style for the running back.


by JoseJohnnyJimJack

Not only was Calfzilla jumping out of his shoes, he was jumping out of the camera shot!

He needs to monetize his awesome calves with t-shirts for sale that say, "Got Calves?"

He has cows, not calves


by Steve00007

The slots channel has 4.1k subscribers.

it's just a vanity project to fake himself into believe he's "winning" and show everyone else that he's playing 4D chess to their checkers. he's more worried about his own pride and dignity than subscriber total now because all that matters is his pile of selected receipts showing he knows more than anyone else. which is a convenient lie that nobody here believes


by Steve00007

He is getting into these verbal altercations with people that don’t look intimidating to him. One example is he got into it with an overweight Elvis impersonator on a wheelchair. There is always the chance he could underestimate someone though.

Exactly. The camera shot he showed of the guy he got into it verbally showed 2 male senior citizens. Lol.

Or if it’s a person that might be able to take him, it’s in a situation that he thinks the person won’t do anything. For example, Trooper got into it with that Cali guy in the Westgate poker room. But Trooper was surrounded by fans and employees that loved him, and was talking about how he could call security if he needed to.

Right. I remember that scene. Cali dude asked "tough guy" Trooper what he was going to do, and Trooper kept replying visibly shaken that he didn't have to do anything bc security would handle it.

I’ve thought for a while that he is a narcissist. I hope I’m wrong because if he is, he would be treating LT very badly.

Don't worry. Our The Franz will come to her rescue soon. Right Franz?


by angle_shooter

He has cows, not calves

True. The cheap milk at Target pays off for Calfzilla, El Diesel, El Cheapo. Speaking of El Cheapo, gotta love that smug grin of his when at the end of the video he said something like, this whole park visit all for $5. Lol.


by JoseJohnnyJimJack

Speaking of El Cheapo, gotta love that smug grin of his when at the end of the video he said something like, this whole park visit all for $5

Almost as cheap as his campus tours and ghost town adventures.


by Same_again

Absolutely wild how out of breath he gets after very minor exertion. Surely indicative of some pretty bad and probably undiagnosed condition

I think he is just really out of shape. Some people are really out of shape and run out of gas quickly at 200 pounds or even less. Put an extra 30-50 pounds of fat on those people and they would struggle just as much IMO.

How much does he weigh?

Let’s put it this way. Imagine Trooper gaining 50 pounds and then trying to run up a hill.

Or take Bike King, who showed us he already looks too heavy at 168 pounds. Imagine him putting on another 80 pounds and he would run out of gas more quickly than it takes for me to write out this sentence.


Today ELD reports form the top floor of Excalibur parking garage to commemorate four years of continuous poker videos.

ELD operates on the March 15 calendar Nomadic fiscal year which is the renewal anniversary date for ELD's daily videos.

ELD reports milestones in this year are the first full time year dealing and first year of a Permanent Address.

ELD has reduced his poker play since obtaining a full time job.

ELD states his new rooms will continue to be short sessions due to strict Nomadic travel requirements.

ELD will continue to play 150 hours per year at MGM Grand.

ELD will visit 21 new poker rooms this year.

ELD informs the viewers that nomadic adventures will continue until the Summer Series.


by Steve00007

I think he is just really out of shape. Some people are really out of shape and run out of gas quickly at 200 pounds or even less. Put an extra 30-50 pounds of fat on those people and they would struggle just as much IMO.How much does he weigh?Let’s put it this way. Imagine Trooper gaining 50 pounds and then trying to run up a hill.Or take Bike King, who showed us he already

I think his weight is a contributing factor but there are plenty of obese people who wouldn't get anywhere near as out of breath as rice when walking a short distance

Trooper is also a fat sack of **** but that people probably isn't in his top 10 problems (problems externally defined - I'm sure he doesn't think he has any problems other than haterz)


Diesel's tours of card rooms in new cities would be watchable and a big upgrade from his usual if he took better photos and didn't get so hung up talking about small details. And spent some money and tried the food


by Same_again

I think his weight is a contributing factor but there are plenty of obese people who wouldn't get anywhere near as out of breath as rice when walking a short distance

Trooper is also a fat sack of **** but that people probably isn't in his top 10 problems (problems externally defined - I'm sure he doesn't think he has any problems other than haterz)

Yeah,ive said the same before as well.Being fat and out of shape is one thing,but with Rice i would be concerned it is something more than that. It is not normal even for obese out of shape people to be breathing as heavy as he does after like 3 minutes of slow walking.

If i was him i would book a health check up with the doctor asap,doing bloodwork and basic tests.


by topg2024

Today ELD reports form the top floor of Excalibur parking garage to commemorate four years of continuous poker videos.ELD operates on the March 15 calendar Nomadic fiscal year which is the renewal anniversary date for ELD's daily videos.ELD reports milestones in this year are the first full time year dealing and first year of a Permanent Address.ELD has reduced his poker play s

Rice seems dejected about his current living situation.

He says "and now I live here, sadly. I have an actual address, that I don't like talking about, but it exists"

This is why he is hardly ever staying at the permanent address. He must just need a fixed Nevada address for other reasons that don't include actually living there.


Rice also gives the vibe that he is daunted by the fact that he has to play 150hrs again this year to maintain status at MGM properties. You would think it should be a walk in the park, it averages out to a whopping 12.5hrs per month lol

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