Penis enlargement and world peace
It just occurred to me: Could real penis enlargement be the key technology for world peace? I bet you could use stem cells and whatnot if you would really put your mind to it. Should governments throw some money at research on this? The UN? Thoughts?
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It just occurred to me: Could real penis enlargement be the key technology for world peace? I bet you could use stem cells and whatnot if you would really put your mind to it. Should governments throw some money at research on this? The UN? Thoughts?
WN move to SMP if you think it doesn't fit here! 😀
Explain how both (penis size, peace) are linked. Evidence/sample size very limited (only 1 hehe), but if I remember correctly, LBJ had his Jumbo, and it didn't seem to make him any more inclined to peace (look at Vietnam).
Why, Peace&Love, the OP refers to the idea that some men pursue power, dominance, or aggression because of insecurity about their penis size. If men felt more secure about their masculinity, they might feel less need to prove themselves through aggression, competition, or war.
So the causal chain is:
Perceived inadequacy → insecurity → compensatory dominance behavior → conflict
vs.
Security about masculinity → less need to compensate → more cooperative behavior → peace
Regarding LBJ: How do we know he really had a "Jumbo"? Maybe he had the opposite of that and felt the need to saw rumors to the contrary ...
This is AI generated, so take it with a pinch of salt:
Question: Are LBJ Jumbo anecdotes true? Did any other person, for example a foreign head of state, ever confirmed that he had this tendency to show it off?
Answer: "The anecdotes regarding Lyndon B. Johnson (LBJ) nickname his penis "Jumbo" and showing it off are considered largely true by presidential historians and biographers, stemming from multiple, independent reports rather than a single myth. While no foreign head of state is publicly documented as having confirmed this, the behaviors were frequently witnessed by aides, politicians, and journalists, who reported on his tendency to use it for intimidation, dominance, and shock value.
Key Evidence and Truthfulness
The Nickname: According to political scientist Blema Steinberg, Johnson bragged about his endowment—calling it "Jumbo"—as far back as his college years.
"This is Why": Biographer Robert Dallek reported that when reporters asked why the U.S. was in Vietnam, Johnson unzipped his fly and said, "This is why!".
Intimidation Tactics: Biographer Robert Caro noted that Johnson would sometimes turn from a urinal while still holding his penis to continue conversations with colleagues.
Physical Evidence: There is a recorded conversation between Johnson and his tailor, Joe Haggar, in which he discusses needing more room in the crotch, complaining that his pants were "just like riding a wire fence".
White House Shower: Johnson demanded the White House plumbers install a special, high-pressure shower head designed to hit his crotch area, often referring to it while explaining his, and "Jumbo's," needs.
Did Anyone Else Confirm It?
While no foreign head of state is on record confirming this, the stories were corroborated by American officials, journalists, and aides who experienced it firsthand:
Arthur Goldberg: Reported the "This is why!" incident.
Frank Cormier: A reporter who was present when Johnson exposed himself on Air Force One.
Staffers: Reports indicate they were accustomed to his, at times, vulgar and "crotch-centric" behavior.
Contextual Factors
Historians often attribute this behavior to a "dominance game" and his overall, often abrasive and vulgar, personality, which included conducting meetings while on the toilet and skinny-dipping with staff."
"Biographer Robert Dallek reported that when reporters asked why the U.S. was in Vietnam, Johnson unzipped his fly and said, 'This is why!'."
But what if it was a shower, not a grower? He seemed to have insecurities showing off his dick so much.
But what if it was a shower, not a grower? He seemed to have insecurities showing off his dick so much.
He referred to it as 'jumbo'. By all accounts (there are many of them) that was true so I think it was more pride than insecurity.
He seems to have been jealous of Kennedy also. I don't have the source and I am also not sure whether this is true, but he was quoted somewhere as saying he banged more women on a single night than JFK over his lifetime.
The jumbo might have been his way of overcompensating for insecurity in other areas of life. E.g. he doubted himself on Vietnam, couldn't really bring rational arguments, so had to show his penis to the reporters. The way other people might have had to go for the fist fight to settle the argument etc etc.
*I am on the side of him being generally insecure.
**I don't think people with big penis showing it off to settle arguments or showing it off in public as a badge of honor is a common thing in the world, even in politics.
But Idk, e.g. an adult tiger or polar bear has no reason to fear any human or be insecure about us, may have just eaten and not be hungry at all, and if you just pass in front of him, he will kill you anyway. So maybe having an overall aggressive personality, maybe hormones, also play a role in wars.
I feel like I can't address the merits of the proposal without sounding racist. I'll just say that the white southerner obsession with black genitalia is no more unique to white southerners than ethnic supremacy is to Germans. There is a lot of penis size envy out there, folks. And a lot of the people starting the wars obviously have it. Sexual insecurity as a driving force behind organized violence is hugely underrated as it can't really be discussed in academia for obvious reasons. I'll say no more.
For clarity this is the technical equivalent of my vision for ships:
I think you can pull this off with a bit of tissue cloning & surgery! 😀
I feel like I can't address the merits of the proposal without sounding racist. I'll just say that the white southerner obsession with black genitalia is no more unique to white southerners than ethnic supremacy is to Germans. There is a lot of penis size envy out there, folks. And a lot of the people starting the wars obviously have it. Sexual insecurity as a driving force beh
I can't think of any male pornstars who have tried to start a war, so I think you're onto something here.
LBJJ (Jumbo Johnson) was maybe the original pro Israel cuck. But that was probably due to his weird religious upbringing in a religion which was a Zionist co-traveler. He did not foresee them getting us into world war three.
In my estimation, the correlation between the jumboness of his johnson and the generous and humanitarian nature of his civil rights advocacy is undeniable. He wasn't scared of no bbc because he was on par with them. And that is also why he had to be dragged into Vietnam, because it was all the little johnsons bleating about looking weak on fighting communism.
And why do the little johnsons hate communism? Because it's a system where there is limited opportunity for them to, by way of wealth accumulation, compensate for the littleness of their johnsons. If it weren't for capitalism and the organized violence supporting it, the bigger Johnsons get too many W's. In some kind of economically level playing ground what woman would sleep with a tiny johnsoned Elon Musk, with his tragically broken, penis pump mutilated pinky finger between his legs? None?
This thread is brilliant. We should get working on this universal penis enlargement thing post haste. Then we can all lounge around screwing like bonobos but with better tech.
