Suitedjustice's Ongoing Mid-life Crisis

Suitedjustice's Ongoing Mid-life Crisis

I woke up in the middle of choking to death again; though to be accurate, it was towards the end of the process--woke up

09 May 2018 at 01:58 AM
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by suitedjustice

I think reworking Nit-tastic tales as fiction might be the way to go. People seem to like it. I would work some sort of Big Score into the plot as a character motivation; maybe Suited, chasing after the $1M reward, calls the FBI on a fictional version of Whitey Bulger, and hijinks ensue from there.

Yes reworking the Nit-tastic tales is the way to go. Man I feel you don’t need some type of major plot point to tie everything together. As I mentioned I just read Suttree which feels like essentially a collection of random short stories with a revolving cast of characters. You really could do something similar.

I suppose the main thing that ties Suttree together is Suttree and him being a likeable person but with his faults. Liked by the writer, the people around him but he doesn’t like himself.


I worked Friday night, looking for whales at the poker table, and finding none. I was hoping for a transfer to a better table, but my table was consistently shorthanded for the night, and they don't transfer from shorthanded tables, so that was a bit frustrating. -$120 over 3.5 hours.

Fortunately, I was lucky on the slots: +$630 over 3.5 hours. I had competition for the bartops from a reg, but he disappeared after checking only a few machines. I found him later, sitting at a Rich Little Hens game, pulling out more money and looking frustrated, with the red Free Games hen grown up into the high 30s. The game is a play when the red hen hits around 20, and from my experience the regular slot lines don't pay out nearly as much as their predecessor Rich Little Piggies do, so I'll guess that he was in for a few hundo, growing the red hen, but not getting anything back for it.

I've been in that spot often enough that I don't even bother with Rich Little Hens any more. I believe that the slot maker recognized that players loved Rich Little Piggies, so they decided to make an inferior sequel that would just take players' money until they smartened up and stopped playing, sort of a correspondent to all the good things on the Internet that have become enshittified in the interest of quick profits and maximizing shareholder value.

Yesterday and today have been snow days here in Massachusetts, and I stand by my maxim of: If it's snowin', I ain't goin'.


by Da_Nit

Yes reworking the Nit-tastic tales is the way to go. Man I feel you don’t need some type of major plot point to tie everything together. As I mentioned I just read Suttree which feels like essentially a collection of random short stories with a revolving cast of characters. You really could do something similar. I suppose the main thing that ties Suttree together is Suttree

I've always believed that story comes from the characters, so I'm not going to plot it out so much as I'll watch what happens.


by suitedjustice

I just recently rewatched the Big Lebowski; it holds up great. I think it gets better every time I see it.

Big Lebowski is so great. I think I was only of the only people that saw it multiple times at the movies. Had a friend who was an usher in high school and he’d get me in for free. I’m active on the Lebowski subreddit. It’s great as people basically post or often repost things that are vaguely Big Lebowski related and it’s just comments of people using quotes from the film.


Here's the current Media Bucket List. Shows with asterisks are in rotation now, with the total number of seasons in parentheses, then the season and episode# that I've gotten to next to them.

I have a second tier list below which I rotate through as well, after I watch a set number of first tier shows. Apologies to FWWM for putting Babylon 5 and Twin Peaks in the second tier, but I am getting through them, albeit slowly.

Fallout is currently my favorite show. As a fan of the games, I think they've made the perfect adaptation so far. Hopefully, the quality doesn't trail off in future seasons as so many other great shows have.

As far as the movies go: I have gotten through most of the classics, so the list now has more personally missed, quirky or underrated offerings, along with a few promising-looking new titles. Dreamcatcher is none of those, but I haven't seen it yet, and it might be good for a laugh.

Speaking of Stephen King: I read through a best-to-worst list of all of his books and found three titles that I may not have read, based on their reviews in the list. It's just as possible that I read them and forgot them, but I have claimed in this thread that I've read all of the man's books, so I'm going to be thorough and put them on the list.

TV Shows
The 100
1899
Alice in Borderland
American Fiction
American Horror Story
Arrested Development
Assistant Principals
Baby Reindeer
Barry
Better Off Ted
Black Books (2000)
The Booth at the End
***Brave New World (1) 1,5
Community
Counterpart
The Curse
Dark
Dark Winds
Daybreak
The Dirt
Doctor Who
***Documentary Now! (4) 3,5
Eastbound and Down
Evil
Extras
**Fallout 2,6
**Fargo 5,2
Farscape
***Filthy Rich and Catflap (1) 1,2
Flashforward
Fringe
From
Jean-Claude Van Johnson
Hacks
Hit Monkey
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret
In The Know
Invasion
Invincible
***The IT Crowd (4) 2,5
It: Welcome to Derry
Kaos
Killing Eve
Kingdom
Krapopolis
Lazarus Project
The Leftovers
Legion
Lexx
Life on Mars
Lisey's Story
Long Story Short
The Lost Room
Love, Death and Robots
Maniac
Mare of Easttown
The Mighty Boosh
The OA
Orange Is the New Black
Our Flag Means Death
Over the Garden Wall
Ozark
Planet Earth
Pluribus
Reservation Dogs
Russian Doll
Santa Clarita Diet
Schitt's Creek
Seinfeld
Shogun
Slow Horses
Sons of Anarchy
Space: Above and Beyond
The Studio
Sweet Home
Stargate: SG-1
Synchronic
Those About to Die
The Twilight Zone
Travelers
Under the Dome
Undone
***Vice Principals (2) 1,2
X-Files
Wilfred
The Wire
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar
Years and Years

TV Shows: Second Tier
Babylon 5 (1,16)
Bottom (2,1)
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (3,6)
The Man in the High Castle (2,5)
Orphan Black (2,4)
Parks & Recreation (2,18)
Solar Opposites (2,6)
Stranger Things (4,8)
Trailer Park Boys (3,1)
Twin Peaks (2,22)
Veep (2,6)

Movies
Apollo 10 1/2: A Space Age Childhood
Bamboozled
Battle Royale
Bugonia
Drag Me to Hell
Dreamcatcher
Dunkirk
El Topo
Gothic
Grey Gardens
A Hard Day's Night
Harlem Nights
Hoosiers
The Last Detail
McCabe & Mrs. Miller
Molly's Game
The Monkey
Something Wild
THX 1138
Weapons
What About Bob

Caught Up (New Seasons Promised)
3 Body Problem (2,1)
The Boys (5,1)
Conan O'Brien Must Go (3,1)
Cyberpunk: Edgerunners (2,1)
Dark Matter (2,1)
Delicious in Dungeon (2,1)
The Eternaut (2,1)
Foundation (4,1)
Good Omens (3,1)
The Last of Us (3,1)
Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (3,1)
Murderbot (2,1)
Only Murders in the Building (6,1)
Rick & Morty (9,1)
Secret Level (2,1)
Severance (3,1)
Shoresy (5,1)
Silo (3,1)
Ted (2,1) [3/5]
Ted Lasso (4,1)
Wednesday (3,1)
The Witcher (5,1)

Finished
11.22.63 (8)
12 Monkeys (47)
30 Rock (139)
Absolutely Fabulous (39)
American Gods (26)
Andor (24)
Archer (145)
Band of Brothers (10)
The Beatles: Get Back (3)
Better Call Saul (63)
Blackadder (24)
Bojack Horseman (76)
Bupkis (8)
Castle Rock (20)
Chernobyl (5)
The Civil War (9)
Clerks: The Animated Series (6)
Cobra Kai (65)
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (84)
Cosmos: A Personal Voyage (13)
Devs (8)
Disenchantment (50)
Drunk History (70)
The Expanse (62)
Falling Skies (52)
Fawlty Towers (12)
Fleabag (12)
Flight of the Conchords (22)
The Franchise (8)
Freaks and Geeks (18)
The Freak Brothers (16)
Game of Thrones (73)
The Good Place (53)
Gravity Falls (40)
The Handmaid's Tale (66)
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (39)
High Fidelity (10)
His Dark Materials (23)
History of the World Part II (8)
I, Claudius (12)
I'm Alan Partridge (12)
John Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in L.A. (6)
Killjoys (50)
The Larry Sanders Show (90)
Letterkenny (81)
Louie (61)
Mad Men (92)
The Martian Chronicles (3)
Mike Judge Presents: Tales From the Tour Bus (16)
Mr. McMahon (6)
M.O.D.O.K. (10)
Mr. Robot (45)
Mythic Quest (40)
Nightmares and Dreamscapes: From the Stories of Stephen King (8)
Peacemaker (16)
Pee-Wee's Playhouse (46)
NOS4A2 (20)
Rome (20)
The Orville (36)
The Queen's Gambit (7)
Red Dwarf (74)
Ren Faire (3)
The Righteous Gemstones (36)
Sam & Max (24)
The Sandman (23)
Side Quest (4)
The Sopranos (86)
Squid Game (22)
Star Trek: Lower Decks (50)
Station Eleven (10)
The Tick (2001) and (2016) (31)
Tiger King (12)
Time Bandits (10)
Utopia (2013) (12)
The Vietnam War (2017) (10)
w/Bob and David (4)
Wandavision (9)
Watchmen (9)
Westworld (36)
What We Do in the Shadows (61)
The Wheel of Time (24)

Dustbinned
Black Mirror
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016)
I Think You Should Leave
My Next Guest Needs No Introduction
The Office

Books to Read
Hothouse, Brian Aldiss
Tiger Tiger, Alfred Bester
The Stars My Destination, Alfred Bester
The Sins of the Fathers, Lawrence Block
Elevation, Stephen King
Firestarter, Stephen King
Revival, Stephen King
The Dispossessed, Ursula Le Guin
A Fire Upon the Deep, Vernor Vinge
Blindsight, Peter Watts


I noticed Killing Eve as I scrolled by. First two seasons quite good, then off the rails.


Would switch Bab 5 with The 100 w.r.t. tier list. And I wouldn't bother with much more than the first season of the 100; the premise is kinda interesting but it soapifies after a while.


Is it possible you've never seen What About Bob?


I've probably suggested these ones before:

Sherlock (English one)
Lost


Agree with fidstar on Sherlock. It helps to be familiar with the original, but is not necessary. Fun tweaks to those stories, but the series stands very well on its own.


by fidstar-poker

I've probably suggested these ones before:

Sherlock (English one)
Lost

And after you've watched Lost you must watch Chronologically LOST, the fan edit that puts all the happenings of the series in chronological order! 😀


by golddog

I noticed Killing Eve as I scrolled by. First two seasons quite good, then off the rails.

My friend Will liked that show a lot. I will get to it at some point this year.

by Morphismus

Would switch Bab 5 with The 100 w.r.t. tier list. And I wouldn't bother with much more than the first season of the 100; the premise is kinda interesting but it soapifies after a while.

I'm still waiting for Babylon 5's overarching story to kick in, as that is what all the fans always crow about, then I'll probably add it to the main queue.

So many episodes, though. I know it was standard for the time for US productions to do 20+ episodes/year, but I've grown used to the streaming era's 8-12.

by Phat Mack

Is it possible you've never seen What About Bob?

A girlfriend back in college was a huge fan of the movie and recommended it to me many times, and I stayed away from it out of sheer orneriness and passive aggression. It's high time that I saw it.

by fidstar-poker

I've probably suggested these ones before:

Sherlock (English one)
Lost

by golddog

Agree with fidstar on Sherlock. It helps to be familiar with the original, but is not necessary. Fun tweaks to those stories, but the series stands very well on its own.

Sherlock? The one with Derelict Bandersnatch in the title role? I've seen a few episodes; it looks good. I'll add it.

I saw Lost when it came out, along with the Battlestar Galactica reboot. I enjoyed Lost, and I was okay with the ending. There's no way the showrunners would be able to answer questions they were just making up as they went along, so they went for emotional impact at the end, and I think it worked well enough.

by Morphismus

And after you've watched Lost you must watch Chronologically LOST, the fan edit that puts all the happenings of the series in chronological order! 😀

That's intriguing.


In spite of my recent posts, I was tempted back to the poker tables by a special one-day $1500/hour high hand promotion.

I didn't hit it, and I made nothing while sitting around swapping blinds and paying rake with the nits, but I stayed for a couple of hours after the promo ended and took $160 from the remaining degens. I made another $28 from a fairly picked-over slot floor.


by suitedjustice

I'm still waiting for Babylon 5's overarching story to kick in, as that is what all the fans always crow about, then I'll probably add it to the main queue.

So many episodes, though. I know it was standard for the time for US productions to do 20+ episodes/year, but I've grown used to the streaming era's 8-12.

Some of the story has already kicked in, but you might have not noticed it yet, some things may seem isolated at that point. The show has a lot of episodes per season and not all episodes are great, that is a fair critique. There are some episodes in every season that are kind of Wesley Crusher'ish if you know what I mean.

As far as Twin Peaks is concerned, I mean you can give it a big break after season 2, and then at some point watch season 3, that way you get a very OG experience, that's how it was for everyone that had watched it earlier.

And as far the Big Lebowski is concerned that is ofc an original masterpiece, any attempt to copy it in some form will probably fail.


by FWWM

As far as Twin Peaks is concerned, I mean you can give it a big break after season 2, and then at some point watch season 3, that way you get a very OG experience, that's how it was for everyone that had watched it earlier.

I'll prolly watch

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between S2 and S3.


by suitedjustice

out of sheer orneriness and passive aggression. It's high time that I saw it.

Then maybe you'd like to learn more about passive aggressives...

Richard Dryfess plays the textbook case, and Bill Murray shows how to deal with them. Was your gf trying to tell you something?

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Baby steps!


i live next to where twin peaks was filmed, been meaning to watch it a bunch anyway but now more than ever


throw peep show onto the list - one of the best sitcoms ever that never made it big across the pond (takes a few episodes to get a feel for it - everything is first person perspective so it's a little weird getting used to the format at first but soon everything just clicks naturally

here's the first 3 seasons


by Phat Mack

Then maybe you'd like to learn more about passive aggressives...

Richard Dryfess plays the textbook case, and Bill Murray shows how to deal with them. Was your gf trying to tell you something?

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Baby steps!

Probably true, but if that was the case, then her method was textbook passive aggressive.

Why do we say "If that were the case?" There's no subject/verb agreement.

by rickroll

throw peep show onto the list - one of the best sitcoms ever that never made it big across the pond (takes a few episodes to get a feel for it - everything is first person perspective so it's a little weird getting used to the format at first but soon everything just clicks naturallyhere's the first 3 seasons

Added to the long list, so it may be a while. I'm not a fan of cringe humor (c.f. the dustbinning of The Office and Curb Your Enthusiasm) but the Brits seem to do it better. I liked the original UK version of The Office, so their cringe humour seems somewhat bettter.

I'm watching Filthy Rich and Catflap now, which is basically Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson playing the same characters they played in The Young Ones and Bottom. Nigel Planer, who played dirty downer hippy Neil in The Young Ones, here plays a high-pitched, sleazy grifter, which is a fun change.


I'm also gonna suggest Mr Inbetween. Aussie criminal drama. Shortish, I think three seasons.


by golddog

I'm also gonna suggest Mr Inbetween. Aussie criminal drama. Shortish, I think three seasons.

All right. It's on the long list. I'm not a huge fan of crime stuff, but I've made exceptions before—like The Sopranos—and shortish is good.


Slim pickings on the slots the last 2 days, -$60 over 5 hours. I'll play some poker today and tomorrow ahead of the coming Snowpocalypse on Sunday.

The Patriots are playing in Denver then, as they just missed home field advantage throughout the playoffs, otherwise it would have been an interesting game in Foxboro.


If it's any consolation, they're predicting ~29 and light snow in the second half last I saw.

As much as I'd like to see the Broncos win for my friends out here, I can't see NE losing with Stidham at QB for Denver. Nothing against him, just lack of experience.


Our QB is 23 and in his 2nd year in the NFL, with no playoff experience before this year. He's performed admirably so far, but the sample size is small for a number of variables.

Should be a good game.


by suitedjustice

Slim pickings on the slots the last 2 days, -$60 over 5 hours. I'll play some poker today and tomorrow ahead of the coming Snowpocalypse on Sunday.

The Patriots are playing in Denver then, as they just missed home field advantage throughout the playoffs, otherwise it would have been an interesting game in Foxboro.

Currently 12 degrees in BFE west Texas and we got about 2 inches of sleet overnight. I don't know if this is for the whole country, but the guys on the radio said this storm was named Fern, which I found amusing. I didn't know we were naming winter storms now.

It's headed your way. Be careful out there. Weird that the southern states get hit before the northeast. .

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