Most absurd poker "thinking" you have heard in a live game?
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I thought this might be a fun thread for the live game players.
I was playing yesterday. A guy c
You're putting your ignorance on display with that remark.
This fish put all of his money in preflop yesterday with AsKh8d7d vs some guy with AAxx.
The fish got lucky. The other guy was yelling at him about why he made such a stupid play.
he wouldn't shut up about it for about 30 minutes.
Just classic moronic behavior at the tables. Tilting to watch this guy bash the fish at the table.
Then later on I realized this guy who was upset was also a huge donkey. He was making a lot of donkey plays that were also showing his lower poker IQ.
I thought he was a different profile of a player. He's the angry Donk type apparently, if that's a player type.
You're putting your ignorance on display with that remark.
backstairs is clearly trolling lol, just stop it
I know this is a thread about absurdity but can a mod please stop this lol
Need to move this part to a new thread….”Most absurd thinking I have heard on 2+2”. It would be a short thread since we know who the winner is.
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last night was playing vs a huge whale who knew enough of the basic terms but not how to apply them
for example, he knew that it was good to have position
he didn't know that the value of position was gone when you cold called a 4! shove with T7s preflop based on the "i have position, position is good, so i should call this hand"
it was amazing, he had to go make an atm trip at least once every other orbit
"i'm behind, I call"
This fish put all of his money in preflop yesterday with AsKh8d7d vs some guy with AAxx.The fish got lucky. The other guy was yelling at him about why he made such a stupid play.he wouldn't shut up about it for about 30 minutes.Just classic moronic behavior at the tables. Tilting to watch this guy bash the fish at the table.Then later on I realized this guy who was upset was
The guys who do all that berating usually are just dumbass fish themselves.
I was playing 5/10 Limit in a BBJ game and raise with AJ, BB calls. Flop is J55 and he check calls. Turn is a 2 and he checkraises me. He's shaking when he bets and breathing heavy so I call. River is J for J552J and he bets out; his hands shaking like he has Parkinsons. I just call knowing he at least has a jack and he says "I hope you got pocket jacks!" as he tables quad
Haha, that's a classic! Limit tables really capture those moments—it's like the guy's shaking as if he's holding something precious, yet he can't help but give it away. And seriously, “No chop, no flop” is a legendary saying. Every room seems to have at least one poet lurking in the shadows.
today some guy was calling every hand regardless of raise size preflop and would then continue with bottom pair etc
goes on a run, has a 3k+ stack
chinese guy at the table starts berating his skill level and starts calling the clock on him - he racks up and switches tables
Once I called an all-in on the flop in a 3-bet pot with AK-high and the opponent with the naked flush draw told me it was a bad call because he had 9 outs and I only had 6.
that's a good one 😀
Once I called an all-in on the flop in a 3-bet pot with AK-high and the opponent with the naked flush draw told me it was a bad call because he had 9 outs and I only had 6.
To be fair, he probably actually had 15 outs.
"Well, it's jacks, isn't it? You've got to go all-in."
- Heard moments after said player busted out of the tourney.
