Online HS Cash; $1m Challenge. By Luke Johnson.

Thanks! Glad you are enjoying the content.

Happy to hear your game has been elevated as a result, that's my goal! Keep striving

Thanks for the well wishes, family is doing great 😀

Almost at $1m, lol

Once my website launches I'll be continuing the blog there. I haven't really been pokering the past few months with business launch and 2nd baby. As of September I'm back to playing, but still reduced hours

Umm how can you up 1M you never at the tables lol, where is the graph sir?

I was obviously kidding

coulda been a giga heater at 100/200

I believed it

‘Just kidding’? That’s your out? You think you can casually say you’re up a million in poker and then retreat behind ‘lol jk’ like some nit folding queens to a min-raise? Do you have any idea what you’re saying? A million isn’t a joke, it’s a sacred number carved in blood, tilt, and hours no sane person should endure. While you were typing your little ‘just kidding,’ someone just spent nine hours 4-tabling Zoom and cleared a grand total of $14. That’s real poker.

Do you even grasp what seven figures up actually means? I have studied more hands than you’ve had hot meals. I’ve stared at solver outputs until I saw ranges when I closed my eyes. I’ve folded kings preflop because I knew they had aces. I’ve played through downswings so brutal they made math itself look like a scam. Being up a million means you’ve stared into the void of variance — and the void blinked first.

And you think it’s funny? You’ve disrespected every micro-stakes grinder who four-tabled 2NL just to afford a pizza. You’ve spat on every 500NL reg who’s spent six straight hours babysitting a lobby, waiting for one single whale to reload. You’ve mocked every grinder who’s ever rage-quit after a rivered two-outer, only to log back in three minutes later like a broken addict. A million isn’t a punchline. A million is tears, spreadsheets, meditation apps, broken headphones, and cold coffee at 3 a.m.
So no, you don’t get to say ‘just kidding.’ Not after dropping a nuke like that. If you ever try this again, may your aces always lose to kings, may every table you join fill instantly with six 18/15 nits, and may your red line sink so far down it looks like a geological fault line. Because the only thing you’re really up in poker… is delusion.

Yes I also always considered clanty as a clown, he is a disgrace for real grinders, he never been in a mix like a real grinder, he is just a lazy nerd ��

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Just chiming in to say I continue to wish the best for you and your family Clanty! Two kids has been a big struggle for me personally as all free time (and sleep) disappeared into the aether. Good luck!

Genuinely believe you are the last person in the poker community that should call someone a clown, no offense.

Yes fuarkkk did broke you <3

For reals, how pathetic is this dude

This post seems crazy to me

Hope you keep posting Clanty and providing content , can assure the above comment is not echoed by everyone

I believe it was very much said tongue-in-cheek and he was just being facetious. I also would not be surprised if it was mostly written with prompts to chatGPT or something similar—likely to highlight the sarcasm/non-seriousness of the entire post.

hu4rollz with clanty for the fans pls

Just found this thread and kinda late for the addition but im a huge fan of your content, which i have been learning a lot from, the best of the luck for you on your projects Luke.

I believe it was very much said tongue-in-cheek and he was just being facetious. I also would not be surprised if it was mostly written with prompts to chatGPT or something similar—likely to highlight the sarcasm/non-seriousness of the entire post.[/QUOTE]

Fuarkkk destroyed you!

What did you just say to me, buddy? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy SEALs, and I’ve been involved in countless secret missions, with over 300 confirmed successes. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top marksman in the entire U.S. armed forces. You are nothing to me but another challenge. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words.
You think you can get away with saying that to me over the internet? Think again, pal. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of operatives across the USA, and your location is being tracked right now. You better prepare yourself for the storm that wipes out the little thing you call life. The storm that eliminates the pathetic little timeline you thought was safe.
You’re done, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can remove you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I also have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps, and I will use it to its full extent to make sure you learn your lesson.
If only you could have known what righteous retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have thought twice. But you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will rain down justice all over you and you will drown in it. You’re finished, pal.

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Congrats man! It's such a whirlwind but also the most rewarding thing we'll likely ever do. Glad to hear the fam is doing well!

About to join you w/ 1 of each next month with our little guy on the way - Pray for me! haha

best poker youtube-channel on the planet. 👍 hope all is well with the family! cheers!