Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k
I start this with some pictures:
nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV
nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4)
Paisting, you claim you lost $500 to "suckouts", how did you lose the other $2100? And of the 40k hands how many times were you all in before the flop?
He already explained this. Every time he had a premium someone else had a better hand. Pretty standard cooler stuff. Just incredibly unlucky as usual.
I know another guy who has the same terrible bad luck as Paisting
Literally the best tennis player in the world but every time he wants to hit it, the ball does something unexpected that it shouldnt do and so he misses.
So much bad luck you would almost think it wasnt possible.
But then again, the best poker player out there just lost 260bi in one month.
I'm old enough to remember when he posted two winning months in a row...
Paisting, you claim you lost $500 to "suckouts", how did you lose the other $2100? And of the 40k hands how many times were you all in before the flop?
Easy explanation. As stated in the very first post in this thread, getting unlucky in a hand makes him very upset so then he starts shoving every hand because hes upset, which explains the other $2100 loss.
Simple stuff, really.
How do you even have $2600 USD to lose? Why is the Finnish government giving you that much money?And do they not audit your spending habits at all? 20 years and they just keep shoveling you money? WTFBTW nobody gets all in as much as you, so ofc you're going to incur more beats than anyone else since most other people are actually trying to PLAY poker instead of just punting a
There's something he's not telling us here about his real story. No unemployed, middle aged man without family gets that much money from the Finnish Gov to lose in poker *on top of his rent/bills*, disabled or not. Not even close.
I was only out by $2.4k with my guess, anyone want betting advice?
Paisting, why don't you show the yellow line? Is it even worse than the green one? Have you been very lucky this month?
Paisting, moving up in stakes is usually only advised if you can win at your current stake.
Given that you can't beat $2nl and never have, how come you've decided to move up to $10nl?
Paisting when you started this thread you were talking about wanting help to improve your game and get better, have you just completely given up on that at this point?
He has no room left to improve, he is already punishing whales left and right
Paisting when you started this thread you were talking about wanting help to improve your game and get better, have you just completely given up on that at this point?
Yes it seems like he gave up on that the moment he ignored the advice that 3bet jamming every single hand against habitual blind stealers is a strategy that long term will lose a stack or more on average per 100 played hands. But I'm no expert, could be wrong.
There's something he's not telling us here about his real story. No unemployed, middle aged man without family gets that much money from the Finnish Gov to lose in poker *on top of his rent/bills*, disabled or not. Not even close.
Maybe he skipped paying his rent two months in a row. Or he got money from a relative that was meant to be for some other purpose (like fixing his teeth).
Neither of those scenarios (or something similar) would surprise me much since Paisting is a degenerated gambler. The recent move up to NL10 (if I understand it corretctly) is also somewhat worrying. It could be signs the situation is worsening for real. It's easy to make jokes about him, but his whole life situation is also without any doubts a tragedy.
The real tragedy is his total misjudgment of his poker skills and his mistaken belief that he's just unlucky. These are signs of a mental disorder that only compound the misery.
The real tragedy is his total misjudgment of his poker skills and his mistaken belief that he's just unlucky. These are signs of a mental disorder that only compound the misery.
Well this is not uncommon at all in poker. Of course Paisting is an extreme case but just look at the "poker is rigged" thread and you see paisitings everywhere.
Well this is not uncommon at all in poker. Of course Paisting is an extreme case but just look at the "poker is rigged" thread and you see paisitings everywhere.
Even when his EV line is lower than his green line, Paisting insists he was unlucky. You have to grant Paisting a certain amount of stupidity.
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I would like to see the entire hand history for the month to see what the hell he was doing, that was a wild month even by his standards. If he loses anything close to even half of that amount this month then I am with that other poster who called bullshit on the fact welfare alone was his sole income.
I lost 78 times with 65–97% equity:3x 95%+ equity suckouts1x 90-95% equity suckouts17x 80-90% equity suckouts33x 70-80% equity suckouts24x 65-70% equity suckoutsThese contains 7x AA lost to suckout and 8x KK lose to suckout.On top of that I lost flips at such a rate that I'm down $112 after 40k hands. Every time I had a big pair someone had a bigger one. Didn't matter if I
Zero comments about this. And if it's normal to lose 520 dollars to suckouts nl10 zero comments about what are the hands and situations where the money comes from. And you say I'm pathetic. Are you all getting money from poker site to totally ignore this all.
Zero comments about this. And if it's normal to lose 520 dollars to suckouts nl10 zero comments about what are the hands and situations where the money comes from. And you say I'm pathetic. Are you all getting money from poker site to totally ignore this all.
You're lying to yourself. You know it, but you don't want to admit it. You removed the yellow line because you were extremely lucky this month. Everyone has suckouts—many people have more than you. You're pathological and should seek help. No poker site discriminates against you—you're the biggest fish in poker. Accept that and find a hobby that makes you happy.
You're lying to yourself. You know it, but you don't want to admit it. You removed the yellow line because you were extremely lucky this month. Everyone has suckouts—many people have more than you. You're pathological and should seek help. No poker site discriminates against you—you're the biggest fish in poker. Accept that and find a hobby that makes you happy.
Answer to question: If it's normal to lose 520 dollars to suckouts at nl10, what are the hands you should make money with? And also how much you need to profit when 520 dollars is normal to lose? Then you can show me other guy who loses 78 times 65-98% all ins in one month? If that is hard guy with 40-50 is enough. Show me.
