*** For Sammy. For Obama. For world peace. July & August LC/NC NSFW ***

350th!

88th. Sheep is the bestest. I knew it. We will have the bestest retirementsmoeller on the borders, with Henk.

For Sammy

For Obama

For world peace

Secret mmmkay footage (wait for it)

RIP Mr.mmmKay :(

Today I had a camera in my penis. A man touched my penis while he was saying strange words to me.

tbf all euro words are strange

glgl sammy

That would be a good time to have a detachable penis.

Any of you guys had a detachable penis in their dreams? I had such dreams a couple of times or so.

Anyway best of luck, Sammy. Will you have surgery soon?

On purpose? :shocked: Was he impressed by its beauty?

Yes ofc, I'm still impressed every time I see it, and I've seen it more than most people.

Less than me though.

I'm not gonna engage in that discussion, let's just say it was a very minor aspect of tonite, but yeh I'm still popular with the same sex, I really donno why, but yeah it's a thing.
Much moar disturbing, I mean i really don't care about that, they can do whatever they like, I'm liberal. I'm friends with some who were targetting me previously, so there's that.
But like, what I wanted to say, so I've been back in the fragrant harbor place for a while. So far I was only in harmless places. Ofc that had to come to an end at some point, so tonite I was back at a a lil bit different kind of place. It was not as one-sided as dis may sound, dere were several groups of peeps apparently happy to see me back, I appreciate it. I guess I'm kind of a nice and attractive guy to some folks at least, at least I can be, I suppose.
But dere was one group of peeps who seemed to out-excite everyone else, and like wtf? First they came with the usual stuff, blabla, mind you these were not folks who are very high on the scam index, let's just say I know. Then one peep was kind of following me into the bathroom, offering me free l""es and whatnot. Wtf? Like everyone who knows me a lil bit, he also knew I'm much more susceptible to X than any of dis south Amrican BS. F+++ I didn't even know I was that good of a customer. Later he followed me almost back to the effin uber. I blame Morph.
As you can read dis obv I didn't succumb but it's difficult. I can totally see peeps going different routes. Welcome to my life anyways. Yep, there were also gals targetting me and whatnot, but that was much less of a challenge to fend them off. Just personalty stuff or whatnot, I guess. I blame Morph.

Arguably the best set ever of Marusha. Kind of before my time, but I can see why.

For the record I would [strike]of[/strike] have not poasted a Marusha set sober. Everybody dead already? Prolly. Well, it was nice to have lived with you. Here's a map of Morph's youth.

Oh how I missed dese black rainstorms. 3pm, looks like midnight basically. I would [strike]of[/strike] have shown you, but aidsy forum software doesn't let me. I blame Schnitzelinder. Well I'm going for a lil sleep, that will really show them.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, some righteous peeps went out and blamed Morph. And went further, and spread the word to other galaxies. Prolly. Maybe, maybe not, who knows? It's prolly in the Epstein files so it's never going to be released obv. I blame Morph.

Obama didn't kill himself. Oh wait...

Obama is a wise man.

He could run again if ***** attempts a third term so there's that. We're so screwed. :(

Enough with the old men already. The USA need young blood! Trump should .

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I hope your specialist gave you better options (especially if you're able to avoid an operation altogether). ♥

You're never screwed if you follow the dear leader. We don't even need another election, those unnecessary expenses were cut under DOGE.

ITM in a mystery bounty

87/127 though, so need some help