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I would guess the Trooper DOES NOT have a daughter. IF he does have a daughter that he has neglected for all these years then he would be a despicable father which is much worse than all the other things he may or may not be according to the posts here.
To have a daughter he wasn't raising seems to go against how he characterizes himself through and would make him quite a hypocrite. I'm having a hard time believing he could pull off that hypocrisy. I will say, the fact that he gave up on what appeared to be a somewhat successful Sparkly Sweets business was a bit telling. He should have found a workaround....there ALWAYS is a way. He gave up too easily...that doesn't bode well for him going forward.

Does that make her an orphan?

Does T's mom have a relationship with her?

Is T a grandpa?

You know, spill.

I might actually watch a Trooper AP video, assuming it contained more slot content than his poker video content ratio. Although I think a Brettski video would have more entertainment value, so if it's just the usual Trooper ranting, I won't be back.

In the youtube short, ELD reports from the pizza vending machine. The vending machine is out of pepperoni pizza but cheese pizza is available. However, ELD stops short of actually buying any vending machine pizza since ELD is on a goal zero food budget with the EDR and Herbs and Rye available for free unlimited calories.

ELD proudly wears his UPS shirt and reports on Tilapia shipped directly from South America to NYC and speculates if people would not buy the fish if there was a connecting flight. While the fish themselves are dead, and do not care about direct or connection flights.

The sloppy physique and bizarre character traits of Fat Zach is vending machine pizza and tilapia personified.

Tilapia is Zack's spirit animal... they're both bottom feeders and white

i'll save you some time, anyone doing ap videos on youtube is either not sharing anything useful and just trying to steer you to a subscription area where they'll teach you the secrets or they are just a degen who gambles on slots and plays a handful of +ev spots they find along the way but in no way are net positve in EV because of all the bad slots they play

jay fructose is perhaps the greatest example as he does both

I was thinking maybe Trooper is so angry because he has Peyronie's disease. We should give him some slack till he straightens it out

If people knew what was required in order to make a living from AP slots 99.9% would lose interest real fast. It's anything but fun, exciting or glamorous.

A bit similar to people who play poker recreationally and then think it would be cool to call themselves a professional poker player. Well no, its not the same experience when you are doing it to put food on the table unless you happen to be Pman of course!

This thread usually doesn't all get that toxic, but doxxing and swatting YouTubers and going after their families is a step too far for me.

Make up your ****ing mind. 🙄

But, OK, I will. It was quite obvious where all that was going, as he's been on here before, he triggers a bunch of people, and then things go rapidly downhill.

Back to our usual programming... I liked Jungleman's latest Vlog: how to survive in Vegas during the WSOP

Pman is my favorite poker pro. I love him so much.

Is anyone else concerned about Boski? He seems to have 100% bought into GTO and what is more disturbing is he's using poker terminology to question other aspects of his life ie eating a meal, drive of shame, etc. For me, that is a tell tale sign of needing to take a step back. Yes, ACR is paying for who knows how much of his entries and thankfully Boski himself admits he wouldnt be able to survive without them. Especially in these low level wsop tournament ie under $1k imo he should be showing up at the start and getting the free chips from the losers. I've never understood the concept of max late regging in a tourny that is full of scrubs. It's obvious Boski's style has changed over just a year or two and I hope it works out for him. He's perfectly satisfied with burning 5+ entries into a tourny. It's pretty obvious he isnt covering these buy ins himself. Which, just imo, it's been detrimental to his game. I mean I'd be losing my mind if I was continuously losing to mouth breathers. But so far Boski doesnt seem to mind. Bro we know you can do better turn it around the last few weeks. Wishing you the best bro....

I love Boski and hope he’s not floundering. By far the best vlogger.

Dude has like 300x more tournament cashes than I do, but I don’t understand the late reg either. I’d want to take chips from inexperienced/bad players. I assume since so many pros do it, they have it figured out, but it’s not how I play.

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Don't get it twisted. Boski is not making a living playing poker. That should be completely obvious. It's taken him what 10+years to get to 1.5 milly gross in tourny winnings nobody can survive off that. I made 750k gross in 3 years playing dfs and i was broke. Any reasonable person realizes boski's income comes from sponsors and how heluck boxed into crypto ie sites paying out in crypto. He isnt making his income off of poker. Which is sad for people like me who love seeing a somewhat socially awkward guy try to make it playing poker.

ELD reports from the shaded level 6 of Harrah's parking garage and states that the Harrah's parking garage is superior to the Linq parking garage although the Linq has two parking garages and presumably it is superior to both.

ELD reports that Herbs and Rye ordered among other things a $35 taco and shows a table filled with plates of comped foods.

ELD reports on his workouts at the Linq employee weight room which has a shower and can be used as part of the weekend Nomadic Method.

ELD states the Orlean's EDR has a giant rice cooker which is new. ELD shows a plate of five sausages and rice he obtained in the EDR.

The next EDR meal is featured containing four hamburger patties with two slices of cheese each and chicken tenders and tomatoes.

ELD recommends to not eat the bun which reduces calories and lets him eat more protein and fats which provide long term satiation to tide him over to the next EDR visit.

Alternatively ELD could have cut up the patties and served the beef and rice combo.

ELD can is loosing weight by eating twice a day, walking, and weightlifting.

ELD gives a shout out to Bike King whom ELD watched prior to Trooper.

El D’s homemade wooden poker rake should be repurposed as a Swiss Army knife type of contraption by adding a scissors for ease of cutting hamburger patty meat during trips to the commissary. Would have the added benefit of serving as a nice deterrent for anyone dare questioning his dealer judgment at the table.

4 sausages and 4 hamburger patties per every trip up to the commissary line….save some for others, bro!

Unless you are playing a daily $65 at the Orleans people dont just gift wrap their stack for you at early levels often. What typically does happen is you sit for 4-6 hours with roughly a starting stack and later come back from dinner break with about 30 blinds. Its much more efficient to just start the tournament in that area. Anyone who plays a lot online has come into a tourney with 16 or even 10 blinds so much and has seen the results so its only natural to do it live as well. On time starts are for people who want to “get their moneys worth” in play, which is fine too.

T no longer has a safe space.

TT is full of strangers who probably don't smell very good.

Poker is a losing exercise.

Slots are for grandmothers.

Vlogs are overrun with insightful but unwelcome comments.

His GF/wife and all her friends and family get to relive his failures and rants.

The obvious solution is to deal 10 weeks a year.

Start pitching the cardboard.

The trooper is a type of person that says he hates drama but creates endless drama everywhere he goes.

The person that doxxed himself is taking it way too far but so is the trooper.

Both need to chill the f out.

Timmy doesn't carry a gun, if he indeed owns a gun it stays in his house and car.

The stomach has a limited amount of space. When paying for food, the Nomad must fill his stomach with the cheapest food possible such as rice. However, when obtaining comped food, the stomach should be filled with maximum amounts of free protein in order to reduce future hunger for a longer period than rice would otherwise.

By keeping the stomach filled with protein and fats, the eating frequency can be limited to twice per day to correspond to the free EDR visits and thus equate to a close to zero food budget in order to allocate earnings to maximum increase of the dividend fund.

Yet when he goes to a buffet instead of loading up on protein like anyone with a brain he eats rice bread and many boxes of cereal.

#pokerlife

Wonder if El D would do a keep-track week (or year) of the free meals he's gotten from Herbs & Rye

Diesel should do a keep track week of his cholesterol and blood pressure.