Conclave sweat threat: Who will be the next pope?

Conclave sweat threat: Who will be the next pope?

Pope Francis has left the table. The first Latin‑American pontiff played every street of his twelve‑year run

21 April 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Do you think she feels bad when she counts her money due to being a terrible person?


Da Pope

Chicago all up in these canonical basilicas


by AquaSwing

Do you think she feels bad when she counts her money due to being a terrible person?

This isn’t the thread for this obviously but man is far-right megaphone a lucrative racket

These idiots emptied their pockets to give almost a million dollars to that one bitch who was on video calling a 5 year old the n word


by Morphismus
  • 1. Cardinal Pietro Parolin (70, Italy)
    [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pietro_Parolin]
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    Current role: Vatican Secretary of State (chief diplomat).
    If elected: A low‑drama, diplomacy‑driven pontificate with an emphasis on Curial consensus.

  • 2. Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle (67, Philippines)
    [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Antonio_Tagle]
    [/url]
    Current role: Pro‑Prefect, Dicastery for Evangelization.
    If elected: Warm missionary zeal and an Asian perspective, continuing Francis‑style storytelling.

  • 3. Cardinal Matteo Zuppi (69, Italy)
    [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matteo_Zuppi]
    [/url]
    Current role: Archbishop of Bologna; President, Italian Bishops’ Conference.
    If elected: Sant’Egidio‑inspired peace mediation plus inclusive social outreach.

  • 4. Cardinal Jean‑Claude Hollerich (66, Luxembourg)
    [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Claude_Hollerich]
    [/url]
    Current role: Archbishop of Luxembourg; Relator General, global Synod on Synodality.
    If elected: A synodal‑governance pope committed to shared decision‑making with laity.

  • 5. Cardinal Víctor Manuel Fernández (62, Argentina)
    [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%ADctor_Manuel_Fern%C3%A1ndez]
    [/url]
    Current role: Prefect, Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith.
    If elected: Deeper “field‑hospital” theology and a conversational doctrinal tone.

  • 6. Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa (60, Italy)
    [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierbattista_Pizzaballa]
    [/url]
    Current role: Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem.
    If elected: Middle‑East‑focused bridge‑building and robust interfaith diplomacy.

  • 7. Cardinal Peter Turkson (76, Ghana)
    [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Turkson]
    [/url]
    Current role: Chancellor, Pontifical Academies of Sciences & Social Sciences.
    If elected: A high‑profile ecological and economic‑justice agenda with an African voice.

  • 8. Cardinal Fridolin Ambongo Besungu (65, DR Congo)
    [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fridolin_Ambongo_Besungu]
    [/url]
    Current role: Archbishop of Kinshasa; member, Pope’s Council of Cardinals.
    If elected: Prophetic advocacy for Congo Basin ecology and the Church’s peripheries.

  • 9. Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost (69, United States)
    [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Francis_Prevost]
    [/url]
    Current role: Prefect, Dicastery for Bishops; President, Pontifical Commission for Latin America.
    If elected: Tighter episcopal oversight and pragmatic rollout of synodal structures.

  • 10. Cardinal Odilo Pedro Scherer (75, Brazil)
    [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odilo_Scherer]

    [/url]
    Current role: Archbishop of São Paulo; Grand‑Chancellor, PUC‑São Paulo.
    If elected: Pastoral pragmatism for megacities and a balanced Latin‑American theological voice.

nailed it


TIL that "prevost" in Lombardy (Milan region) ancient dialect means abbot or priest

praeposĭtus (vice-abbot) -> prevost in french, got into the dialect from french

source in italian

https://www.milanotoday.it/attualita/pre....


by Morphismus

So how pumped are y'all for Leo's first encyclical?

On a scale of 1 to 10, about a C+.


by formula72

I really don't give a damn who the pope is or what he thinks

Then you're in the wrong thread.


Lagtight, what do you think of his choice of name? You have to say "Leo, your holiness" and "my most holy father, Leo" now.


by d2_e4

Lagtight, what do you think of his choice of name?

Fine name.

You have to say "Leo, your holiness" and "my most holy father, Leo" now.

I neither recognize his authority, nor yours.




by checkraisdraw

Catholic Church is going down the toilet after this, mark my words.

Huge if true.


by StoppedRainingMen

This isn’t the thread for this obviously but man is far-right megaphone a lucrative racket

These idiots emptied their pockets to give almost a million dollars to that one bitch who was on video calling a 5 year old the n word

Apparently the n-word is unacceptable (as it should be), but sexist language like "bitch" is okay around here?


by geezerchess

Apparently the n-word is unacceptable (as it should be), but sexist language like "bitch" is okay around here?

Sure is, bitch.


Seems like the new Pope isn't really down with gay peeps

After years of sympathetic and inclusive comments from Pope Francis, LGBTQ+ Catholics expressed concern on Thursday about hostile remarks made more than a decade ago by Father Robert Prevost, the new Pope Leo XIV, in which he condemned what he called the “homosexual lifestyle” and “the redefinition of marriage” as “at odds with the Gospel”.

In a 2012 address to the world synod of bishops, the man who now leads the church said that “Western mass media is extraordinarily effective in fostering within the general public enormous sympathy for beliefs and practices that are at odds with the Gospel – for example abortion, homosexual lifestyle, euthanasia”.

In the remarks, of which he also read portions for a video produced by the Catholic News Service, a news agency owned by the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops, the cleric blamed mass media for fostering so much “sympathy for anti-Christian lifestyles choices” that “when people hear the Christian message it often inevitably seems ideological and emotionally cruel”.

“Catholic pastors who preach against the legalization of abortion or the redefinition of marriage are portrayed as being ideologically driven, severe and uncaring,” Prevost added.

He went on to complain that “alternative families comprised of same-sex partners and their adopted children are so benignly and sympathetically portrayed in television programs and cinema today”.

The video illustrated his criticism of the “homosexual lifestyle” and “same-sex partners and their adopted children” with clips from two US sitcoms featuring same-sex couples, The New Normal and Modern Family.

The cleric also called for a “new evangelization to counter these mass media-produced distortions of religious and ethical reality”.

DignityUSA, a group that represents LGBTQ+ Catholics, also expressed “concern” with the pope’s previous comments but wrote in an online post: “We note that this statement was made during the papacy of Benedict XVI, when doctrinal adherence appeared to be expected. In addition, the voices of LGBTQ+ people were rarely heard at that level of church leadership. We pray that Pope Leo XIV will demonstrate a willingness to listen and grow as he begins his new role as the leader of the global church.”

Umm..

Wow.


I wanted to bet that the new pope would walk back the inclusion but couldn’t find any markets. Kind of hard to frame a bet like that with concrete rules


Really want to know what goes on in that conclave to influence the voting. Secret ballots. Probably some under the table stuff.




by housenuts

Really want to know what goes on in that conclave to influence the voting. Secret ballots. Probably some under the table stuff.

Germany parliament just voted for the prime minister with a secret ballot.


Luciom how would you rate Leo's Italian and Latin?




by Morphismus

Luciom how would you rate Leo's Italian and Latin?

Illegitimi non carborundum.


by Morphismus

Luciom how would you rate Leo's Italian and Latin?

Didn't listen to any long speech by him yet to answer that


by geezerchess

Apparently the n-word is unacceptable (as it should be), but sexist language like "bitch" is okay around here?

Relax, you little bitch


by StoppedRainingMen

Relax, you little bitch

I'm not that little, dude!


So the Pope apparently has a MAGA brother.

Thoughts?

What would you do if a sibling of yours would turn infallible all of a sudden?

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