The "LOLCANADA" thread...again

The "LOLCANADA" thread...again

So what's new?

I've noticed the Liberals are now ahead in all major polls and Trudeau hasn't even started to campaign yet

11 July 2019 at 07:31 PM
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**** smith


by uke_master

**** smith

It’s funny the hypocrisy when Quebec does it it’s ok but when Alberta stands up for itself it’s

Fxck Smith

Liberals hate strong conservative women


by uke_master

**** smith

What a terrible thing to say about a woman. Are you having rape fantasies or something?


So glad you two are really dialed into the nuances of feminism and have totally figured out that it means one can never criticize a female political figure. Because you’re right, if they try to spark a unity crisis at the exact moment Canada most needs to be united against external threats just because they lost a democratic election then feminism totally means that nope you can’t criticize them if they are a woman. Good job!

And lol at lozen’s pathetic attempt to make up some imagined hypocrisy. **** Quebec separatists too! Although at least they are being quiet right now.


by uke_master

So glad you two are really dialed into the nuances of feminism and have totally figured out that it means one can never criticize a female political figure. Because you’re right, if they try to spark a unity crisis at the exact moment Canada most needs to be united against external threats just because they lost a democratic election then feminism totally means that nope

Quebec is quiet . The leader has point bank said not one barrel of oil or any natural gas will cross Quebec's borders and he will do what is best for Quebec

Reality it would be in Alberta and Sask best interest to leave Canada

I love how the Liberals tried to buy a few ridings in Edmonton and Calgary launching 8 billion in new projects just before calling the election


by uke_master

So glad you two are really dialed into the nuances of feminism and have totally figured out that it means one can never criticize a female political figure.

I guess I expected better from someone that gets offended by the term climate barbie.

by uke_master

Because you’re right, if they try to spark a unity crisis at the exact moment Canada most needs to be united against external threats just because they lost a democratic election then feminism totally means that nope you can’t criticize them if they are a woman. Good job!

Have you seen the last 3 election maps? Why should Alberta feel any unity with the rest of Canada? It's actually a smart move by Smith, gives her leverage dealing with the federal government when the world's super power could have her back. Which is probably why you are having hate rape fantasies about it.


by lozen

I love how the Liberals tried to buy a few ridings in Edmonton and Calgary launching 8 billion in new projects just before calling the election

Can you provide links to this 8 billion?

It’s weird because isn’t this exactly what Alberta is crying and whining about, they don’t get enough super special treatment, but the moment the feds do invest in the province it’s vote buying???


You would think poker players tend to have a higher IQ than the general population as well as be more right leaning for other reasons. But reading some of the posts ITT makes me think otherwise. I brought up a list of legitimate issues we've been facing because of the liberals. None of them were fabricated for fear mongering purposes. And at no point does the left try to engage any of the issues I brought up or debate me logically on why they think Carney is better for Canada. Just emotional outbursts and attacks. My favourite is the following:

by tame_deuces

You'll always get a % of crazies, extremists and radicals for a lot of different reasons. Democratic rights also gives them the right to assembly and speech, however cringey or rage-inducing it might be. I'd be more worried about people who normalize them and court their vote, amplification of their numbers via social media manipulation and foreign agents / fifth columns who us

So apparently listing our problems in a logical and mostly descending order in terms of importance makes me a "crazy, extremist and radical". The only reasonable thing this guy said was recognizing my democratic right of speech, even though he's gas lighting and making it look like I'm rage baiting. Unfortunately mainstream media and many platforms such as reddit are left-leaning echo chambers that actively suppress and antagonize the right. Which means opinions like this guy are unfortunately shared by millions of brainwashed Canadians who couldn't think critically if their lives depended on it, and opposing views that promote logic and reason are labelled as "crazy".

So I'm gonna ask one more time, and I'll even copy the list I wrote to make this easier. I challenge those on the left to explain to me why I'm wrong about the following issues and what Carney will do to save Canada.

  • millions of "students" no one wanted or asked for

  • a ridiculous cost of living/housing crisis

  • absurd wait times for our "free" healthcare

  • an explosion in crime making you have to constantly worry about whether your car is gonna be stolen and sold somewhere 10,000 km away

  • having to choose between risking prison or risking the lives of you and your family in a home invasion because criminals have more rights than victims

  • a heartbreaking drug epidemic

  • our children being poisoned by woke politics/ideology

  • non-Canadians taking jobs from young Canadians that desperately need jobs to pay their way through school, and contrary to what boomers say, are more than happy to work if given the chance

  • refugees being housed in five star hotels with our tax money while homeless Canadians freeze in the streets

  • people who don't qualify for food banks abusing our reputation of being a high trust society and taking food from those who actually need it

by LordRiverRat

If Trump ran our country for the last decade, we would be a hell of a lot better off right now.

lmao at the trumpkin sounding off about low IQ people after nobody engaged him seriously. Sometimes the drive by trumpkin living in a fantasy universe where Trump magically solves all the problems he can think to type out just isn’t worth it.


Boomers. Its always the boomers



by LordRiverRat

So I'm gonna ask one more time, and I'll even copy the list I wrote to make this easier. I challenge those on the left to explain to me why I'm wrong about the following issues and what Carney will do to save Canada.

Because they don't care and also don't have an answer. They are devout collectivists and aren't allowed to say anything bad about the regime, so they brush it off by saying "LOL you're the one with low IQ you trumpkin".


by MoViN.tArGeT

Boomers. Its always the boomers

I've already posted that. But I'd be willing to bet you'd see similar numbers between Trump being the biggest threat and matters related to COVID. But it's probably just IQ.


by Shifty86

I've already posted that. But I'd be willing to bet you'd see similar numbers between Trump being the biggest threat and matters related to COVID. But it's probably just IQ.

Thata probably true. Nutjob antivaxxers and Trump supporters who drone on about his “winning energy” and “aurora” probably overlap a lot.


by Shifty86

Because they don't care and also don't have an answer. They are devout collectivists and aren't allowed to say anything bad about the regime, so they brush it off by saying "LOL you're the one with low IQ you trumpkin".

The trumpkin brought up IQ. Now another trumpkin is repeating claims about IQ. Why you are blaming anyone but the trumpkins is beyond me.

I’m not sure what “answer” one is supposed to give to the trumpkins claim that a long list of problems would all be saved by Trump. Maybe the mechanism is just projecting his “aurora” and then boom waitlists fixed!


Day 3 after losing energy poilievre lost his seat and…….not a word. Not a tweet. Not a media appearance. And absolutely not answering the key question of whether the unelected guy is planning to kick out an elected guy to retain the leadership. It’s getting weird.


by uke_master

Thata probably true. Nutjob antivaxxers and Trump supporters who drone on about his “winning energy” and “aurora” probably overlap a lot.

I never get the nutjob antivaxxers. I personally think anyone that vaccinated their children from Covid are the nut jobs . The flu kills more kids than Covid Yeah sure if your older or underlying conditions get the jab even though the companies still have protection from any lawsuit and all their data is protected from being released

I laugh at the folks still getting a covid booster and walking around outside with a mask

Google the largest lawsuits and call folks whom do not trust a rapidly developed vaccine nut jobs


by Shifty86

I guess I expected better from someone that gets offended by the term climate barbie. Have you seen the last 3 election maps? Why should Alberta feel any unity with the rest of Canada? It's actually a smart move by Smith, gives her leverage dealing with the federal government when the world's super power could have her back. Which is probably why you are having hate rape fanta

I got no problem with that but why all the hor$e$h!t on Quebec for decades for it ?
You “man” enough to admit Alberta was wrong and apologies for them today for those last decades ?
That actually Quebec wasnt that wrong ?
Took u long enough to acknowledge how displeasing a strong central government interventionist is ….

Or you will revert back to the doubles standard of maga ->
Restrictions are only for others , not for us ….


by lozen

I never get the nutjob antivaxxers. I personally think anyone that vaccinated their children from Covid are the nut jobs . The flu kills more kids than Covid Yeah sure if your older or underlying conditions get the jab even though the companies still have protection from any lawsuit and all their data is protected from being released I laugh at the folks still getting a covid

Yes, we are well aware you are an antivaxxer, you don't need to repeat it all for us.


by uke_master

Thata probably true. Nutjob antivaxxers and Trump supporters who drone on about his “winning energy” and “aurora” probably overlap a lot.

Majority of people under the age of 60 and not a socialist regret following along with all the stupid restrictions. I'm sure it's just a coincidence the demographic that gets their opinions from TV think Trump is the biggest threat and were also the biggest covidians.


by uke_master

The trumpkin brought up IQ. Now another trumpkin is repeating claims about IQ. Why you are blaming anyone but the trumpkins is beyond me.

I’m not sure what “answer” one is supposed to give to the trumpkins claim that a long list of problems would all be saved by Trump. Maybe the mechanism is just projecting his “aurora” and then boom waitlists fixed!

To answer the question has nothing to do with Trump. It's pretty simple, how will Carney solve those obvious problems in Canada.


by lozen

Quebec is quiet . The leader has point bank said not one barrel of oil or any natural gas will cross Quebec's borders and he will do what is best for Quebec

Reality it would be in Alberta and Sask best interest to leave Canada

I love how the Liberals tried to buy a few ridings in Edmonton and Calgary launching 8 billion in new projects just before calling the election

That’s all good and great but why exactly are the big reasons for Alberta leaving that would be fix by it ?


by lozen

I never get the nutjob antivaxxers. I personally think anyone that vaccinated their children from Covid are the nut jobs

I don't know a single parent that doesn't regret giving their kids the COVID shot. I am just greatfull I live in a province where I didn't have to decide on my kids playing sports or the COVID vaccine.


by MoViN.tArGeT

Boomers. Its always the boomers

I don’t see what is the big problems here .
I find it pretty normal .
Every generations have different needs and have different problems shrug.


by Montrealcorp

I got no problem with that but why all the hor$e$h!t on Quebec for decades for it ?

Huh? I think about Quebec so little that most of the time I forget they're even a province in Canada.


by LordRiverRat

You would think poker players tend to have a higher IQ than the general population as well as be more right leaning for other reasons. But reading some of the posts ITT makes me think otherwise. I brought up a list of legitimate issues we've been facing because of the liberals. None of them were fabricated for fear mongering purposes. And at no point does the left try to engage

You already been answered post 14936 :

millions of "students" no one wanted or asked for
- they pay much higher tuition fees (20-40k per year) helping closing universities budget

a ridiculous cost of living/housing crisis
- yes , Trudeau created the worldwide inflation by himself …..
I guess I need to clarify it what sarcasm for you .

absurd wait times for our "free" healthcare
- Better to wait then having double the cost like the US while around 20-25% of American dont have access or very limited access to healthcare .

an explosion in crime making you have to constantly worry about whether your car is gonna be stolen and sold somewhere 10,000 km away
- no idea where you live but crime seem much lower here then the US

having to choose between risking prison or risking the lives of you and your family in a home invasion because criminals have more rights than victims
- same answer , no better in the US

a heartbreaking drug epidemic
- again you think the US are better ?

our children being poisoned by woke politics/ideology
- matter of opinion

non-Canadians taking jobs from young Canadians that desperately need jobs to pay their way through school, and contrary to what boomers say, are more than happy to work if given the chance
- yes farming jobs or beneficiary attendant at around minimum wages are what Canadians always dream upon .
And go study in the US if you believe they have it high here in Canada …

refugees being housed in five star hotels with our tax money while homeless Canadians freeze in the streets
people who don't qualify for food banks abusing our reputation of being a high trust society and taking food from those who actually need it
-trump and maga usually say work harder to get better jobs ….

Seem a lot of “problems” are existing primary in your head .

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