Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs
Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho
Yeah, that was hilarious. It's sooooo important to show up for his job, when everything about his job history indicates he DGAF about any job.
None of his jobs or poker has ever paid $30+/hr for as many hours as he wants. To Diesel, this is wealthy people wages. Can you imagine pocketing $300+ a day everyday with no downswings? This is mind blowing stuff to Diesel. I'm surprised he hasn't made a video series on how to make this much money every year.
The best part about troopers vlog, is that he constantly gives them all attention all of the time, almost every vlog has a tirade against haters, which is why he has so many haters, if he just did his vlog and ignored it, hed have so much less, but hes so emotionally driven he cant take it and that is what makes the best lolcows.
Trooper Results:
Spoiler
+501
2025: +793
The best part about troopers vlog, is that he constantly gives them all attention all of the time, almost every vlog has a tirade against haters, which is why he has so many haters, if he just did his vlog and ignored it, hed have so much less, but hes so emotionally driven he cant take it and that is what makes the best lolcows.
Trooper Results:
Spoiler
+501
2025: +793
Years of failure followed by 700 dollars in a few days.
In his mind he definitely showed those haters.
ELD makes his way up to the top floor of the Linq parking garage, gives shout outs, and explains cautious hands in Vegas.
ELD makes his way up to the top floor of the Linq parking garage, gives shout outs, and explains cautious hands in Vegas.
Does Diesel realize this makes him look bad? His game selection and game quality choice are atrocious. He actually thinks these hands are outliers while playing day shift Horseshoe games. I see these types of games and I'm on the table change immediately. Diesel sees it as an opportunity for super low variance poker and vlog material where he laughs at these plays while you know SITTING IN THESE GAMES. He also never gives the whole hand history. Not that it would make much of a difference but previous action does affect river decisions.
It really is hilarious how these "poker pros" like Diesel and Trooper play at the worst times for different reasons. At least Trooper has more of an excuse since he has a girlfriend. Diesel's likely excuse is the craziest of all. He has to be awake most days around 9 am to 11 am so he can check out of rooms/airbnbs and check into his new location. That in turn forces him to be on a day shift schedule.
Wonder if Diesel knows that he could be on a late night schedule just by going to sleep after changing rooms/airbnbs and waking up fresh around 10 pm for prime late swing games.
Facts. All the haters are hugging their pillows every night while Trooper gets to put the wood to a beautiful Latina woman.
For 10-15 minutes of pipe laying a week, I don't think putting up with LT the remaining 10000 minutes is worth it at all.
Except for the fact that LT is paying for his existence. I enjoy having my own money, fwiw.
For 10-15 minutes of pipe laying a week, I don't think putting up with LT the remaining 10000 minutes is worth it at all.
Except for the fact that LT is paying for his existence. I enjoy having my own money, fwiw.
Also, like yeah good for Trooper that he have found his life partner/sugarmomma. But LOL at these comments on have hot she is,beautiful latina and that kind of descriptions.
She is average looking at best,and then i am being generous. Even though, Trooper is such a loser/clown that he have scored upwards with her of course no doubt about that either.
Does Diesel realize this makes him look bad? His game selection and game quality choice are atrocious. He actually thinks these hands are outliers while playing day shift Horseshoe games. I see these types of games and I'm on the table change immediately. Diesel sees it as an opportunity for super low variance poker and vlog material where he laughs at these plays while you
Its so massively laughable that i have no words for it. Sure OMC types that are 70+ or even 80+ plays for social interraction mostly or coming out of the apartment once in a while,for these player types its understandable that it doesent matter really quality of the game moneywise for them.
But for wannabe pros like the Puntman, Rice or Timmy it is just unforgiveable using their hours in games where 100 BB stacks doesent get in the middle with set over set or topset just flats 35 bucks bet on the river. Like where are you gonna win money in these games? Who is beating these kind of games longterm, with the exception of the house?Nobody, they are just exchanging blinds and total coolers while the rake keeps going off the table.
Also, like yeah good for Trooper that he have found his life partner/sugarmomma. But LOL at these comments on have hot she is,beautiful latina and that kind of descriptions.
She is average looking at best,and then i am being generous. Even though, Trooper is such a loser/clown that he have scored upwards with her of course no doubt about that either.
Agreed, LT is average at best but she does have a pair of cannons. Definitely a top tier find for an ugly idiot like Trooper.
Imagine the heinous hogs that Diesel has hooked up in the past if he exceeds my expectations of having any history at all with real women. I still think there’s a great chance that he is indeed asexual and just doesn’t have any sexual urges, only an intense craving for obscure and meaningless stats/data. Hey, whatever gets your rocks off man.
For 10-15 minutes of pipe laying a week, I don't think putting up with LT the remaining 10000 minutes is worth it at all.
Except for the fact that LT is paying for his existence. I enjoy having my own money, fwiw.
I enjoy having my own money also but what's that have to do with a busto like Trooper?
Also, like yeah good for Trooper that he have found his life partner/sugarmomma. But LOL at these comments on have hot she is,beautiful latina and that kind of descriptions.
She is average looking at best,and then i am being generous. Even though, Trooper is such a loser/clown that he have scored upwards with her of course no doubt about that either.
But at least she seems to be pleasant. The vast majority of wenches I've know that are maybe 2 points higher on the richter scale are horrible b*tches.
Its so massively laughable that i have no words for it. Sure OMC types that are 70+ or even 80+ plays for social interraction mostly or coming out of the apartment once in a while,for these player types its understandable that it doesent matter really quality of the game moneywise for them.But for wannabe pros like the Puntman, Rice or Timmy it is just unforgiveable using their
You completely discount Diesel's jackpot methodology. It's to play break-even and let everyone else fill the jackpot coffers. Then he slides in and extracts a disproportionate amount. How does he do that? He doesn't pay much rake, only winning hands pay rake.
Also, like yeah good for Trooper that he have found his life partner/sugarmomma. But LOL at these comments on have hot she is,beautiful latina and that kind of descriptions.
She is average looking at best,and then i am being generous. Even though, Trooper is such a loser/clown that he have scored upwards with her of course no doubt about that either.
People act like every woman he dates is at least an 8 or 9 out of 10. Not her fault though, it’s harder to be “hot” at around age 45-50. She does seem like a sweet person.
Trooper is smarter than all these women he dates, and women can be very insecure so they probably don’t see themselves as out of his league.
Let's not forget that the trooper is a person in his 50s that's short, bald and fat.
Lady trooper is objectively better looking than the trooper is.
More importantly she seems like a very nice person that's loyal and genuinely loves him.
That's not easy to find, trooper is lucky to have her.
People act like every woman he dates is at least an 8 or 9 out of 10. Not her fault though, it’s harder to be “hot” at around age 45-50. She does seem like a sweet person.
Trooper is smarter than all these women he dates, and women can be very insecure so they probably don’t see themselves as out of his league.
Trooper's main audience are the people you see at trooper thursdays.
With that context lady trooper is a 10/10 super model.
Trooper's main audience are the people you see at trooper thursdays.
With that context lady trooper is a 10/10 super model.
That’s a good point. From her point of view he is a YouTube star that gets worshipped by fans (like the ones at Trooper Thursday and the fans in the comment section of their videos) and hated by jealous lonely guys that can’t get a date. She was basically bragging about how good he is at making videos.
And she thinks he is a good person. And he is smarter than her. And they have some things in common.
The average 50 year old guy has lost hair, has extra pounds on him and doesn’t exercise. Even the average 30 year old is often fat and doesn’t exercise, eats garbage , maybe drinks too much, etc.
She isn’t going to compare him to a guy that’s tall, handsome and in shape because she may not think she can get that kind of guy.
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Trooper comes across ELD who asks why Trooper is using his phone instead of a camera. Trooper replies, "Don't ask. Watch the video". Trooper later states he lost $10 during his unfinished business and complains about tourists feeding pigeons. Trooper needs to get home before the traffic rush hour and sleep for Trooper Thursday. Trooper states the trolls can wish he is a Nomad who lives under the bridge at Rio.
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When he sAys don't feed the pigeons with eLd in the background is he referring to dieseL himself. Like don't give him pizza even if he goes and gets it or cup meat or other items left in your hotel fridge that would otherwise just get left behind aNd obviously don't take him to dinner because you're paying for everything...he's a celebrity aNd only eats when comped or sOmeone elsE is paying.
the look in disels eyes (holding a magazine -what year is it?) at the trooper- wow!
I thought we were joking about the skin suit but now I'm not so sure it was a joke.
the look in disels eyes (holding a magazine -what year is it?) at the trooper- wow!
I thought we were joking about the skin suit but now I'm not so sure it was a joke.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
