I am the world's worst poker player

I am the world's worst poker player

I played this hand about 10 yrs ago. I don't remember every detail, but I do remember the important parts. I also have learned nothing from this experience and just choose to wear the title of World's worst poker player as a badge of honor.

10nl ignition 9 handed.
Me utg +2 fully stacked, world's worst poker player (WWPP)
V UTG fully stacked, apparently better than me but skill level unknown, Phil Helmuth like temper.

UTG limps
WWPP standard raise to .40 AQo
Folds around UTG calls

Flop (.90 after rake) J 10 5 with two hearts.
V checks
WWPP bets .60
V raises to 1.35

Now WWPP has a decision to make. But V made it less than 2.5x. so it's not that hard. or so I thought.
WWPP calls with his 2 overs and gutshot and he also realizes that V could be on a draw.

Turn (3.60) black King. Board K J 10 5 with two hearts
V bets 2.00
WWPP raises to 6.00
V types into the text box "What am I suppose to believe you have AQ?" then shoves
WWPP happily calls while laughing
V show KJo

River is a blank
WWPP wins a big pot (for 10nl)
V types "You are the worst poker player in the world" and continues to tell me and the table how bad I played the hand.

I'm sorry but I don't think I'll be good enough to limp from UTG and call a raise with KJo then stack off on later streets.

What should I have done differently? How would you have responded to this player? The other players I have beaten have not called me the worst. Why haven't I been invited to private games? Did this guy not share to the world how bad I am?

I just don't know what to think.

09 April 2025 at 09:27 AM
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ban op or pay tariffs


my elbow itches really bad


Ship the nickels imo


Ship the nickels imo

true dat.


Most boring thread in the history of BBV.


Colin_Piddle wrote

Most boring thread in the history of BBV.

Sorry. I really thought my story would get more responses. Maybe people would berate my play. Tell me I should have folded. Talk about my opponents play. Something.

I still think I'm the worst poker player in the world. No one has challenged me on that claim.


My elbows stopped itching, thanks.

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