Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by Pete_Peters

This can't be serious. It just can't be.

Even just reading the first couple lines is exhausting. Playing at the same table as him would be torture.


by prairiebreeze

Newsletters. LOL. More time wasted when he should clearly be doing reviews of poker room upholstery.

He needs to quit wasting time with YouTube and learn to play poker so he can make some real money.


by 18000rpm

In the latest vlog Diesel proudly announces a new segment in his paid newsletter. Restaurant reviews.Restaurant reviews, by Diesel. Not joking.

At least he made that as hard as possible to read.


Time and a Misdeal are the worst published stories of all time


Oh, these stories make a lot of sense, thanks for posting this. Diesel likes poker and continues to be around poker because he loves all the mutants in poker rooms that say stupid stuff, don’t understand how anything works, and are generally brain dead. It makes him feel good about himself and how his life turned out as he mocks them all in his head before begging them to share their leftover pizza or chicken tenders with him. That’s why he has to make a video nitpicking everything that is wrong with all the rational comments mocking him because they cause him to meltdown and look at himself in the mirror.

He is fast approaching casino mutant level as his mind deteriorates but there will always be someone below him in a casino, so he keeps going.

Also, does diesel have some sort of advanced vision impairment or colorblindness? Every color scheme he selects is terrible, and in some videos he strains to see things, even large signs.


by DrDownLow

He needs to quit wasting time with YouTube and learn to play poker so he can make some real money.

At some point you are what you are. After ten years of whatever of 1/2 nl, still struggling to beat total amateurs for minimum wage he's not all of the sudden going to actually be good at poker.


by iwasbanned

Can someone who clicked today's video tell me how long Rice's Bellagio poker session was,
and how much he lost or won.

Also: In today's thumbnail, there's a picture of a Cheeseburger.
Did Rice actually buy a Cheeseburger?
I'm shocked if he did.


by Lionelhuttz

Oh, these stories make a lot of sense, thanks for posting this. Diesel likes poker and continues to be around poker because he loves all the mutants in poker rooms that say stupid stuff, don’t understand how anything works, and are generally brain dead. It makes him feel good about himself and how his life turned out as he mocks them all in his head before begging them to share

He could be color blind. In one of his videos from his non poker trip to Arizona, he referenced “blue stakes” to mark hazards on a golf course that he snuck onto. Stakes that mark hazards are always either red or yellow.


by Langdon

Time and a Misdeal are the worst published stories of all time

Has Diesel ever heard of approximation and exaggeration?

Imagine if the first guy said he's been at the table for 47 minutes 34 seconds. Diesel would shrug and said to himself, well the guy is correct and very accurate like I am. While the rest of the table would look at the guy as a nerd.

It really is amazing that Diesel not only demands people are accurate with numbers down to the decimal point but if you're not, you're miserable and wrong and laughed at while making a vlog about it with a smug grin.

Honestly, that might be the reason he doesn't give his hourly. It's ever changing and he can't stomach giving a number that is wrong the second he plays his next session. Also it gives him ammo for next stupid mean wrong comments video cause if you don't give his exact hourly down to the penny, you're just wrong and miserable. #smuggrin


by steve420wa

I can chime in on this.Either of those three options are poor choice for ElD. Mainly, do the usurious strip pricing and lack of selection. Convenience is irrelevant at 3am when cash is on the line.There are two wincos in Vegas. One is 15 mins from harrahs at time of posting, 6am PST, so I think we can use that time at 3am.Is a 25-30 minute drive worth it to save up to $4 on a b

love the WinCo ..

me and my girl are night owls so we find ourselves doing 3am grocery shopping at the buffalo/Washington location often..


here is my history with Poker Nomad.

- oh look, a new poker vlog, someone playing small stakes like me, ok
- okay he is filming himself walking down the hallway of The Orleans. like he put his phone/camera on the ground so he could walk past it. that's kinda weird.
- this guy's vlogs are boring as hell.
- years later: come back to 2P2LVL, oh people are talking a lot about Poker Nomad. let's see what I'm missing... nope still boring as hell.
- lots of comments about weird challenges. watched a few videos, yeah this guy is a lunatic
- watched the Red Rock Massacre. this guy is such a lunatic it's entertaining.
- vlogs get dumb again, stop watching again
- daily vlog recaps. somewhat entertaining to follow the personal trainwreck
- some insane recaps which make me check it out again, but the rest are terrible, I'm done
- this guy's channel is the worst waste of time and bandwidth ever. not worth the clicks

- Today: I'm mildly concerned that he is so out of touch with reality I'm worried for him. I also think it's time to stop following, commenting and laughing at him because it's like making fun of a re-tard that it is borderline immoral


I checked on Amazon it is possible to order a 20 lb bag of basmati and have it delivered to the Mandalay Bay Amazon lockers with free delivery.


by iwasbanned

I'm not in the mood to give Rice a youtube click.
Can someone who clicked today's video tell me how long the Bellagio poker session was, and how much he lost or won.

Does anyone know how many paid subscribers Rice has to his newsletter?

I watched it just now so I could ask him if he is going back to Red Rock to try and get redemption from the Red Rock Massacre.

Bellagio: 2.88 hours, +$33

MGM: 2.62 hours, -$42


by iwasbanned

Also: In today's thumbnail, there's a picture of a Cheeseburger.
Did Rice actually buy a Cheeseburger?
I'm shocked if he did.

He got the cheeseburger in Council Bluffs. No idea if he paid for it or if it was a gift. You will have to purchase his newsletter or Patreon to find out. But it cost less than $11.


by Old Man Coffee

I watched it just now so I could ask him if he is going back to Red Rock to try and get redemption from the Red Rock Massacre.

Bellagio: 2.88 hours, +$33

MGM: 2.62 hours, -$42

I mean I know sometimes you can swing a lot up and down and happen to finish near even. But it's amazing how microscopic his swings are almost every session and even more amazing that he thinks it's a brag.


by borg23

I mean I know sometimes you can swing a lot up and down and happen to finish near even. But it's amazing how microscopic his swings are almost every session and even more amazing that he thinks it's a brag.

It doesn't make sense. It's no limit and there's times when you have to put all your chips in the middle. I can't comprehend it and I'm a tight player. My lowest swings are usually +/- 150. Those games he seems to seek out must totally suck .


by DrDownLow

It doesn't make sense. It's no limit and there's times when you have to put all your chips in the middle. I can't comprehend it and I'm a tight player. My lowest swings are usually +/- 150. Those games he seems to seek out must totally suck .

It makes perfect sense. I've played with Diesel a few times before. After an hour of play, no one (yes I polled the table Diesel) is giving him much of any action. So Diesel is stuck betting half pot or less. So when he has a hand, he's winning a small to medium pot. The only time stacks get in is on coolers preflop i.e. AA vs KK or AA vs QQ. If his AA gets to the flop, it falls into a small to medium pot cause again, he'll only bet small cause that's the only way he'll get action.

You will never see this betting line with a good but not great hand vs a rec's capped one pair range, bet 2/3 flop - bet pot turn - all in river.


by DrDownLow

It doesn't make sense. It's no limit and there's times when you have to put all your chips in the middle. I can't comprehend it and I'm a tight player. My lowest swings are usually +/- 150. Those games he seems to seek out must totally suck .

I played 1-2 with him years ago in Vegas a few times. He is the guy who waits for QQ-AA folding nonstop and then table changes to “a table with more action” and announces it to the table as he leaves. Orders several waters from the waitress and tips $0.00. His videos show him for who he is.


by DividedWeFall

I played 1-2 with him years ago in Vegas a few times. He is the guy who waits for QQ-AA folding nonstop and then table changes to “a table with more action” and announces it to the table as he leaves. Orders several waters from the waitress and tips $0.00. His videos show him for who he is.

I shouldn't be surprised but this is tilting as hell. It's one thing when an action player complains about a game being tight. But when the tightest guy in the game does it then it's pretty infuriating.


What do newspapers cost nowdays? $1.50? Sometimes you can get deals like 12 weeks for a buck.

Price for a 5-page rice nomadic life newsletter? just one. $7


notice how it starts on page two?


by steve420wa

What do newspapers cost nowdays? $1.50? Sometimes you can get deals like 12 weeks for a buck.Price for a 5-page rice nomadic life newsletter? just one. $7 notice how it starts on page two?

It's just hilarious that Rice decided to put his monthly expense report behind a pay-wall.

How many fans are paying to see his little spreadsheet with a breakdown of all 4 of his monthly expenses: food, rooms, gas and the all important laundry (which was always zero)


by borg23

I mean I know sometimes you can swing a lot up and down and happen to finish near even. But it's amazing how microscopic his swings are almost every session and even more amazing that he thinks it's a brag.

Every time Rice does one of these weeks where he gives results it's the exact same thing. He claims that the week before was so much more exciting and volatile than the current boring week of non results that he is actually reporting on.

It's like he thinks he's not allowed to just tell us the "volatile" week's results instead, or as well. I mean if it didn't happen in the designated week of reporting then it's strictly off limits.

The absurdity of everything this clown says and does is truly off the charts.


by FL Pkrdlr

He could be color blind. In one of his videos from his non poker trip to Arizona, he referenced “blue stakes” to mark hazards on a golf course that he snuck onto. Stakes that mark hazards are always either red or yellow.

i'm colorblind

it's impossible to make that confusion (between blue and those other two) unless he has something so incredibly rare i've never heard of it


ELD conducts more nomadic recon this time at Caesars Palace seeking intel on the lost poker room which had 34 tier credits per hour.

ELD states he questioned the janitor who provided no information and ELD speculates it may return if the five diamond rating system mandates that the hotel restart the poker room.

ELD counts the slot machines where the poker room was and contemplates the earnings of the slots versus the poker room. ELD also locates pay phones on the second floor.


I stand by what I said

by Langdon

I'm mildly concerned that he is so out of touch with reality I'm worried for him. I also think it's time to stop following, commenting and laughing at him because it's like making fun of a re-tard that it is borderline immoral

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