Who is on your poker all-star team?

Dylon

NLHE tournaments: Bryn
NLHE cash: Stefan
PLO tournaments: Myself
PLO cash: Graz
Mixed tournaments: James Obst
Mixed cash: Trueteller

Does Ivey genuinely care or is he mailing it in and collecting his appearance fee?

The Legends List

Doug Polk
Ike Haxton
Phil Galfond
Phil Ivey
Nick Schulman
Patrik Antonius
Barry Greenstein
David Sklansky

NLHE tournaments: Adrian Mateos
NLHE cash: Linus
PLO tournaments: Eelis P
PLO cash: BerriSweet
Mixed tournaments: Ivey
Mixed cash: Antonius

I'm taking chainsaw in all of these formats so I have best chance of a min cash or cash game stub remaining so I'm not penniless at the end. Diminishing marginal utility applies to money like everything else.

NLHE tournaments: Teddy "Iceman" Monroe
NLHE cash: Eric Perrson
PLO tournaments: Sammy Farha
PLO cash: Me
Mixed tournaments: Chainsaw
Mixed cash: Robbi Jade Lew

Any list without Linus is a travesty.

Jungleman

NLHE tournaments online: Lena
NLHe tournaments live: Ike Haxton
NLHE cash: Linus Love
NLHE HU: Flushie
PLO tournaments: Eelis
PLO cash:Grazvis1

PLO5 ring: Gladiaturen
PLOHU: Berri Sweet
PLO5HU: Sanita55

Mix games: Sauce123

Mixed cash: Trueteller

NLHE tournaments: Stephen Chidwick
NLHE cash: Linus Loeliger
PLO tournaments: Idk I play boring two card games lol
PLO cash: Omaha4rollz
Mixed tournaments: Jungleman
Mixed cash: Trueteller

The only real answer here is Lederer, Ferguson, Furst, Bitar, Hellmuth

The problem with this breakdown is that we generally have no clue who the best cash game players are, because they tend to fly under the radar. Polk does well in dick-measuring contests because, well, he waves his dick around a lot and demands to be measured.

That said, here are my picks:

NLHE tournaments: Adrian Mateos
NLHE cash: Andrew Robl
PLO tournaments: Jeremy Ausmus
PLO cash: Don't know the field, but Phil Galfond is as good a first guess as any.
Mixed tournaments: Brian Rast
Mixed cash: Phil Ivey

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5 players each obv maybe not the best lineup but it’s who I’d put in the fields, come at me

Cash games NL
Garret Adlestien
Luda
Truteller
Linus
Art P

Deep field MTTs
Shaun Deeb
Phil Hellmuth
Subiime
Mike Holtz
BenCB

Mixed games Tourney or cash
Todd Brunson
Dnegs
Scott Seiver
Ari Engel
Frankie Odell

High stakes MTTs
Alex Foxen
Fedor Holz
Stephen Chadwick
Adrian Mateos
Erik Sidel

Not really true, it’s pretty well known who the best online cash players are

Actually it is true because the best online players are not playing in the highest stakes offline cash games. Different skillset.

NLHE tournaments: Jonathan Little
NLHE cash: Texas Mike
PLO tournaments: Phil Galfond
PLO cash: Phil Galfond
Mixed tournaments: Phil Ivey
Mixed cash: Phil Ivey

Hi Jonathan

Since when? A lot of them play live as well.

Sup bro

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