Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs
Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho
ELD definitely missed out on a perfect opportunity to diagram the state borders.
What is the point of this short of him at where South Dakota, Iowa and Minnesota meet if he shows no landmark or even signage,
The same way he does a poker room "review" by showing a close up picture of some table felt, a pic of a chair and a pic of a stack of chips. Oh yeah, and they have some kind of high hand promotion but I don't know what it is. Look! A vending machine!
Live GPI awards in 5 minutes.
Oh my. Rice is in some hotel in Iowa raging at this injustice. Probably shaving off all his fur in the bathroom to teach the housekeeping staff a lesson.
Nobody (yes, I checked the entire earth's population of 8 billion people) can cover a fountain drink dispenser station the way Rice can. Those awards are a joke.
Clearly GPI failed to follow the rubric and/or the rubric is flawed. Brad doesn't post everyday. He doesn't know his way around a parking garage. And his expenses must be through the roof at least since he seems like a sucker who pays at least $20 per month for daily shaving and gets rolls of quarters for laundry each week.
Outrageous! He's only standing in one state and he doesn't have any pocket bread on him.
Rice believes there should be a category for most consistent poker vlogger. Or most states/casinos visited by a poker vlogger without actually playing a single hand in any of them.
Once again the world fails to acknowledge his true greatness. And he thought poker was going to be a meritocracy!
The Global Poker Awards have lost some credibility with me for not at least having some categories that Rice/El Diesel could have been nominated in.
I'm talking categories like:
Best calves on a poker player.
or
Best groomed Poker player
Best snazzily attired Poker player
Most frugal Poker player
Best non-content content creator
and so many more possible categories.
I made it thru most of this years Global Poker Awards ceremony on YouTube, but unless Rice is a finalist in some specialized category next year, I'm done caring about the Global Poker Awards.
So, who is gonna bankroll the Ppuntman and mr Diesel in the upcoming WSOP? I would guess people are lining up with their hard earned money to buy pieces of these self proclaimed know it all lifecrushers?
It was amazing to see Diesel complain/cry the other day about how it is harder to obtain Diamond status compared to before, that the perks is getting worse and yada yada. Go cry me a river! Learn to actually beat the games you are playing (or not playing anymore id rather say), so you dont have to lose your shyt when you cant get free drinks everyday.
GPI should hold a final poker player supreme challenge to subject all nominees to a 72 hour Vegas no room challenge marathon to really find out who is the best of the best. Give them $15 in comps and three all day monorail passes and may the best player win.
When it really counts and it comes down to it, I bet none of these so called poker players GPI has set forth have the fortitude to suck down mayonnaise packets for sustenance and gather comped water bottles and refill same with restroom sink water.
A Nomadic lady produces a 18 hour Vegas challenge:
The Global Poker Awards have lost some credibility with me for not at least having some categories that Rice/El Diesel could have been nominated in.I'm talking categories like:Best calves on a poker player.orBest groomed Poker playerBest snazzily attired Poker playerMost frugal Poker player Best non-content content creatorand so many more possible categories. I made it thru mos
I don't watch any of this crap anyway but next year he should definitely win healthiest poker player. The guy is an Adonis and he knows it.
I was just thinking that the Nomadic diet can be reduced in cost to include just rice and free mayonnaise packets and comped water bottles simply by adding a multivitamin and mineral tablet. That way the hassle of obtaining onions and milk can be eliminated.
