Your wildest confessions

Your wildest confessions

I was afraid to make a lot of money because of an innate fear of counting to large numbers, as that was an occasional pu

29 December 2024 at 01:08 AM
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Again, yes, obviously you were being 'tongue in cheek' rather than joking, and how you can be a high level chess player and probably neurotypical but not see at the time that I was being tongue in cheek back with you... I don't understand why your default assumption would be 'this guy has a problem with me!' when you've been tongue in cheek.


by wazz

Again, yes, obviously you were being 'tongue in cheek' rather than joking, and how you can be a high level chess player and probably neurotypical but not see at the time that I was being tongue in cheek back with you... I don't understand why your default assumption would be 'this guy has a problem with me!' when you've been tongue in cheek.

Why are you making such a big deal out of every response to you? Relax.


by wazz

Again, yes, obviously you were being 'tongue in cheek' rather than joking, and how you can be a high level chess player and probably neurotypical but not see at the time that I was being tongue in cheek back with you... I don't understand why your default assumption would be 'this guy has a problem with me!' when you've been tongue in cheek.

Pal,

I did not think "this guy has a problem with me". I just had no idea "where you were coming from". I either thought you were making a light hearted joke, outright trolling, or meaning God knows what.

Fwiw, I'm done discussing this with you.


by Dr. Meh

Why are you making such a big deal out of every response to you Relax.

Why are you readimg this as a big deal? I'm relaxed. You relax.


FYI - don't get McMuff pissed...




by Garick

And his license is expired.

Organ donor though


by GusJohnsonGOAT

Organ donor though

And I hear it's humongous!


by rickroll

Eminem got in a lucky punch and ran off!


by All-inMcLovin

I once played 1. d4 in a rated USCF game.

Kind of shameful, like doing soft core porn.

Not as bad as playing the London, which would be you on a couch with five dudes behind you.


so that's what it's called 😀


I just got high


I just lost my wedding ring...


by MSchu18

I just lost my wedding ring...

Ugh. :( At least it's not your wife losing her engagement ring.


by Punker

Kind of shameful, like doing soft core porn.

Not as bad as playing the London, which would be you on a couch with five dudes behind you.

I call BS … London is the
New Kings-Indian ;-)


I just found my wedding ring at the bottom of an ice filled chest.
We're having to use ice chests for another week until a new refrigerator is delivered.


I hear it gets smaller in cold water...


There is DEFINITELY shrinkage...


I just spent $179.19 at the grocery store.


by Punker

Kind of shameful, like doing soft core porn.

Not as bad as playing the London, which would be you on a couch with five dudes behind you.

1. d4 Nf6
2. c4 e6 (I played d4 because I expected my opponent to play the Budapest Gambit. As is typical, people rarely play into your preparation)
3. Nf3 (to avoid the Nimzo-Indian which I play as Black) b6
4. a3

I went onto win.


by All-inMcLovin

I just spent $179.19 at the grocery store.

OMG, this reminds me of a reddit thread from yesterday!

https://old.reddit.com/r/Costco/comments...


bro u kno the rules, where is the cat and/or dog??

They were already consumed.


by All-inMcLovin

I just spent $179.19 at the grocery store.

Thanks a lot Brandon!


by Tuma

I just got high

I did crystal meth for around six months thirty years ago.

The head cook at the restaurant suddenly got a crazy plug (lesbians have the best drugs) and half the place started tweaking. I would start to fade after being awake for four days and nights, but only because I couldn't keep the damn grill orders straight. But everything in my apartment was so clean you could snort crystal meth off it. I believe it was during this time period that my electricity was briefly turned off.

Six months later, there was a report on the local news that a meth lab had blown up and sure enough, the plug dried up and the cook switched to coke. I switched back to being an alcoholic and never did meth again. Now I just take my ADHD medication and vape weed.


I spent the entire evening of my Senior Prom passed out in the back of a 'California Van' high on Barbiturates and dipped Thai Stick after having never set one foot inside of 'The Palladium' in Hollywood where the event was being held.

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