Ceres’ Christmas Challenge --> $2 to $6
"The humblest hands often give the greatest gifts"
Accurate. ^^^
In my pursuit of poker greatness™ I am committing
Wow, 3.1.18 is actually my birthday so god wants you to send it to me, clearly
*napkin math* so you're ...six bigfishsmallpond? Did i calc that right?
Truthfully, I don't think you should be gambling online mate. I think you should probably be saving your pennies for the future times
Challenge update:
Charity stuff is PAID.
🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
OK, with that nonsense out the way, I actually have some VERY exciting news to announce.
If you glanced at my final stats you may have noticed this:
Yep, that is not a typo guys. That is my staggering 88.17/bb winrate.
If we do some basic calculations this means @ 88.17bb, I make ..tap..tap..tap…roughly.. $1.76 per 100 hands.
Which means… if I grind 4 tables of fast poker (known to professionals as ‘Zoom ’) this nets me: $17.60 per hour PROFIT. Wow.
As far as I’m aware this is the highest winrate in the history of microstakes poker. On top of this, over this past week I have received a deluge of DMs asking me: ‘Yo Ceres, u coaching bro?’, and…well… after discussing with my advisers I have decided that YES, I will be launching my own coaching service with an accompanying textbook (see first print below)
Current retail price is $39.99 but all readers of this PG&C receive a 25% discount if they use discount code ‘CCC-OFFER’ at checkout. But guys, be warned. I will be reducing this offer by 2% every day from the date of this post (26/12/24). So do grab it while you can.
Coaching is paid per minute because I talk exceptionally fast. Details soon. [Mods- Hopefully this doesn’t break any self promo rules but I’m pretty sure once you read about my insane winrate you will make an exception.]
Dont book coaching from this guy, hes a fraud! He says, and i quote, "Charity stuff is PAID. - Ceres, 2024", but he still havent sent me my rightfully earned $0.52!!!!!! If he lies about that kind of stuff, what do you think he will do when you pay him for coaching? Best case scenario, he fleeces you for a couple minutes and you will be none the wiser!
so sick
RNGing right now to see if I should book a session
The book cover 😃
