"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread

"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread

It's been about 9.5 years and 350K posts of epicness, but "It Lives, It Lives" can live no more. The OG LLSNL Chat Thre

29 November 2019 at 06:28 PM
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Good Lord, that HH.

Most of the money in LLSNL doesn’t come from finding the optimal, solver-approved light 4bet frequency.

To use a car analogy, that’s like trying to optimize your fuel injection system for racing, before your car has tires.


by BigSkip

ZOLTAN!

You rang?


by squid face

I do not see it possible to hold down a job and do this kind of stuff. The amt of time spent doing route prep, gear choices, nutrition, contingency plans, and everything else makes it nearly impossible to have time for a job when coupled with training hours. when its all said and done 35h hrs in the saddle is prolly closer to 45 or 50 hrs of real time when accounting for brea

35-40 hours a week is literally pro-level training time.

Looking forward to following the race.


Zoltan!!! (meta-Zoltan?)


Prarie - glad Jr made it through. Did one rupture?


by zoltan

35-40 hours a week is literally pro-level training time.

Looking forward to following the race.

She ackshually committed to zero poker in 2024 so she could put in perfessional hrs to prep for this and the 24hr time trial. SPC appreciates you and yer support


by OvertlySexual

In an 8 or 9 handed table?

9 handed table for upswing.


What’s up everyone. Glad to see all is well

Have two questions that I need help with if yall don’t mind

Question one

My friends wife gets drunk and says we all need to go in the hot tub and have adult fun. Next time I come over it changes to “we need to take our clothes off and get in the hot tub and have adult fun”

I asked two of my married friends and they told me that’s weird

So what’s going on?


by zoltan

You rang?



by PointlessWords

What’s up everyone. Glad to see all is wellHave two questions that I need help with if yall don’t mind Question one My friends wife gets drunk and says we all need to go in the hot tub and have adult fun. Next time I come over it changes to “we need to take our clothes off and get in the hot tub and have adult fun”I asked two of my married friends and they told me that’s weirdS



by PointlessWords

What’s up everyone. Glad to see all is wellHave two questions that I need help with if yall don’t mind Question one My friends wife gets drunk and says we all need to go in the hot tub and have adult fun. Next time I come over it changes to “we need to take our clothes off and get in the hot tub and have adult fun”I asked two of my married friends and th

That’s only one question. And the answer is, I’m sorry, but your friends are annoying.


Zoltan is back? See, that's what happens when you don't spray for pests.


I hadn’t seen my friend in years and I’m basically new friends with his wife. We have hung out like 3 times. I love my friend. Very much. Don’t think it’s a good idea to have naked time in the hot tub with his wife. Also they have kids and that feels weird. Like I’m betraying the kids trust


Just don't cross streams.

And is wifey a wood or wood not?


She’s a would but she has what looks like a bit of baby fat left over. But she has a fatty


by PointlessWords

What’s up everyone. Glad to see all is wellHave two questions that I need help with if yall don’t mind Question one My friends wife gets drunk and says we all need to go in the hot tub and have adult fun. Next time I come over it changes to “we need to take our clothes off and get in the hot tub and have adult fun”I asked two of my married friends and they told me that’s weirdS

Seems like a go. What’s question 2?


by PointlessWords

She’s a would but she has what looks like a bit of baby fat left over. But she has a fatty

All cats are gray in the dark


Question number 2

My downstairs neighbor gets really aggravated whenever I make noise in the our unit(which is above his)

The floor squeaks in my bedroom and he hits the ceiling with a broom which really pisses me off. He used to text me but he complained so often I blocked him

He is 6’3 , like 65 and has bleached blonde hair and boobs. And he wears short shorts and dresses like a girl.

The other day (we park next to one another) he confronted me at my car and started yelling at me over my parking job.

I assume the best thing to do is try to not cause him any issues. I have already purchased a white noise machine for him and I even offered to pay him because of the noise but he refuses to stop banging so I said I wouldn’t pay.

What should I do? I’m worried he’s going to poison my dogs. He told me something like I will know when he moves out !!

I’m sure I am over thinking it but man this is stressing me out


by PointlessWords

He is 6’3 , like 65 and has bleached blonde hair and boobs. And he wears short shorts and dresses like a girl.

All cats are gray in the dark


by PointlessWords

Question number 2 My downstairs neighbor gets really aggravated whenever I make noise in the our unit(which is above his) The floor squeaks in my bedroom and he hits the ceiling with a broom which really pisses me off. He used to text me but he complained so often I blocked him He is 6’3 , like 65 and has bleached blonde hair and boobs. And he wears short shorts and dresses lik

Bring the fatty over and give her a proper rogering on the floor and make that ceiling really squeak.


don't **** your friend's wife

call your landlord. then the cops


by BigSkip

Just don't cross streams.

And is wifey a wood or wood not?

In one case, he is not asking our advice.


by feel wrath

don't **** your friend's wife

call your landlord. then the cops

Agree with all of this.

How do people really need to be told not to **** their friend’s spouses without their knowledge? If it’s with their knowledge then why are you asking us…


by PointlessWords

I hadn’t seen my friend in years and I’m basically new friends with his wife. We have hung out like 3 times. I love my friend. Very much. Don’t think it’s a good idea to have naked time in the hot tub with his wife. Also they have kids and that feels weird. Like I’m betraying the kids trust

Ski season can't come fast enough and I don't ski.

Not sure if serious, but if so, the answer is easy. Call your friend that you haven't seen in years but love very much and ask him how he feels about it.


by squid face

Prarie - glad Jr made it through. Did one rupture?

Yup. Big time.

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