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I think fidstar-poker is a wonderful person

Saamy, when we finally make love, will it be beautiful?

Not as much as with Nicole from Wilhelmshaven

That sucks :(

Did you use a cod?

That is usually an accurate translation, yes.

What are they talking about?

Nobody knows.

Not even Danes themselves.

OMG Sammy I had no idea! :( I'm so sorry!

Actually my Norwegian friend is not wrong. Although our country is so small, if everyone only spoke their local dialect, I would not understand what ~40% of my fellow danes were saying.

edit: Cynthia from Jihad, hahaha wtf at those uts.

Hai. [emoji207] is poasting from his [emoji336] for the very first time right now.

nice

What's your relationship with Cynthia from Jihad? You better tell us right meow.

Sammy had sex with Cynthia from Jihad in Constantinople in the summer of 2012

RIP Constantinople

BC or AD?

AD! Sammy's not that old yet!

Maybe Sammy is a Denmarkian Reptilian from Kepler 452B

That must be it.

Probably

What other explanation is there really?

It's Istanbul.

No lack of self-confidence, that's for sure

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That's the German heritage! 😀