Super Bowl 58: #3 Kansas City Chiefs vs #1 San Francisco 49ers (-1)

I swore I wouldn’t get involved in Bork talk but this is exhausting to read and I have enough alcohol in my system that it’s time to step in and let it rip

1. Let’s be absolutely ****ing clear. Bork is an ENORMOUS upgrade over womp and if that Super Bowl played our with Bork instead of Womp the Niners win. And it’s not remotely close
2. Bork is undefeated in playoff games where he didn’t rip his ****ing elbow
3. Bork is consequential but inconsequential to Sunday. The Niners can win if Bork shits himself. The chefs have absolutely no chance if son of a drunk degenerate, brother of a sexual predator insta influencer, husband of a cuckqueen influencer shits himself
3a. That’s because the Niners have a better team than the chefs by a pretty wide margin
4. What does that mean for Bork’s evaluation? Look man if the Niners win the Super Bowl I don’t care if this guy gets paid 100 mil a year to lose every single game
5. Playing lavender haze while writing this post

Let’s dance ****ers

Well, it's always the same person who starts the Bork talk in this thread. By now I'm convinced he's an undercover Chiefs fan trying to make neutral fans hate the 49ers.

Kadarius Toney's response to the question if he can be a #1 WR: "Yeah, if they throw me the ball". We all know what happened when they did throw him the ball..

FWIW, based on what Andy Reid said today it doesn't look like Joe Tuney is going to play. Obviously a big loss for the Chiefs line even though Allegretti played well against the Ravens.

Go Chiefs!!!

Purdy's gonna snipe the Chiefs with uncanny accuracy on that grassy knoll Sunday. He's no patsy!

Nobody here actually thinks Brock is a bad QB. I mean the numbers objectively state the exact opposite. But some people...scratch that...someone is so sensitive.

That said, Brock Purdy 2+ Interceptions (+350) is stealing.

The Chiefs might be the greatest Dynasty since the Even Year Giants. We're witnessing history boys.

Caesars Palace knows what's up. No off brand system scrubs gracing Augustus Tower.

u mean this guy?

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LOL this GIF reminds me one particular poster so well!

+50,000 SE Forum Points

This message is for everyone:

Root for whichever team you want. I couldn't care less. Don't be obtuse and troll incessantly. Simple as that.

Thanks in advance.

I'm sure that is simple to you, because your opinions for what you mean by that are in your own head.

I have a different head than you and I honestly have absolutely no ****ing clue how to put those instructions into actions.

Hint:

Post less often.

Second Hint:

Look up the definition of the term "obtuse".
Also look up the definition of the term "incessantly".

I'll say it super clear for you.
Stop playing dumb and stop being so sensitive to everyone's posting. No one is attacking you nor really cares. This is a fun subforum of 2p2 where people discuss sports in a fun, jovial manner.
Furthermore, stop being insensitive towards other people's posts. There's a way to get your point across without being well... a rude dude.

I am done explaining things to you now. If you can't adhere to these guidelines, which are very clear, then maybe the SE Forum isn't a place for you.

He's good at this, you are not.

He gave me something very specific which I can actually do. You are telling me to read your mind.

I'm done watching NFL channel pre SB. The CMC story with his parents and Shanny's parents yesterday almost made me sympathetic to the Niners. We cannot have that. I am a proud member of the Haterz and will not be swayed.

Go Chefs!

Great Googly Moogly.

I think CMC's mom is this years Donna Kelce.

CMC and his dad would be the first father/son duo to win a SB with the same franchise as players? Thanks to nepotism we have a father/son coaching duo every other year.

If you guys are going to troll this is how you troll

Up your game folks

Pretty solid

Also shocked AB’s still alive. Good for him

Genuinely had no idea Ed was on the 94 team til this post

Wild