Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

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Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by Alpha Fish

look at mr fancy pants and his $50 a week food expense

you can buy a 12-pack of ramen noodles at Walmart for literally $3.50

370 calories per packet, 8 packets would cover pretty much all of Rice's daily caloric needs

mix in some free buffet condiments and you can live on under $2/day

Don't forget to go to Costco and get the $1.50 hot dog with a drink! They keep the onions behind the counter now because all the nut low food con artists were stealing them.


by jcorb

Don't forget to go to Costco and get the $1.50 hot dog with a drink! They keep the onions behind the counter now because all the nut low food con artists were stealing them.

Not to mention the bun for the hot dog. It is a separate item from the hot dog according to Nomad.


by jcorb

Don't forget to go to Costco and get the $1.50 hot dog with a drink! They keep the onions behind the counter now because all the nut low food con artists were stealing them.

It’s the “Rice Rule”


by MyrnaFTW

want to watch a poker vlog of a guy who seems to be 180 of diesel (in terms of cheapness) and is freaking funny as hell . i stumbled on this . he is spending his bankroll (which might be more) but its funny and entertaining

https://youtu.be/ojTlXnOH8rM?si=DI58iqJ3...

Stylistically not exactly my cup of tea. But the kid has a strong sense of storytelling. Not surprised his channel is succeeding.


by Alpha Fish

look at mr fancy pants and his $50 a week food expense

you can buy a 12-pack of ramen noodles at Walmart for literally $3.50

370 calories per packet, 8 packets would cover pretty much all of Rice's daily caloric needs

mix in some free buffet condiments and you can live on under $2/day

This illustrates the point that there is no limit to how cheap you can get. If your ultimate goal is staying alive while not working then it's possible to live 100% for free by being homeless and sleeping on the streets.

It's amazing to see the good quality food people buy and give to them. Sometimes they get so much left for them that they can't even finish it all and it builds up around them while they are sleeping. This is just what I witness in a location with a very low homeless rate, it might not be so lucrative in a place like Vegas.


by angle_shooter

This illustrates the point that there is no limit to how cheap you can get. If your ultimate goal is staying alive while not working then it's possible to live 100% for free by being homeless and sleeping on the streets.It's amazing to see the good quality food people buy and give to them. Sometimes they get so much left for them that they can't even finish it all and it builds

San Fransisco is the ideal homeless location not Las Vegas since San Francisco gives a $619 rakeback or cash payment to all homeless people there plus $250 food stamps.


by topg2024

San Fransisco is the ideal homeless location not Las Vegas since San Francisco gives a $619 rakeback or cash payment to all homeless people there plus $250 food stamps.

+ Amazing Climate + (thefts < 950$ are 0 charges) === you're a sucka if you aren't leaching the system while living in San Fran


holy ****, rice subtracts bathroom break and break times from his hourly , can someone please tell him that there are apps he can use besides that notation system he uses,
does he ever play any other variant than NLHE?

i thought i was pretty contrarion in some of my methods but this dude takes the cake.

any chance he is trolling us?


So much to unpack in this video. Does he not realize Excel will do all of the calculations for him? LOL.


Yea, it's crazy for him not to use a tracking app where you just hit start and stop at desired location and even pause for his bathroom breaks if he wishes.

Along with charts and graphs and breaking down time slots and days of the week. That would be too easy though.


by MyrnaFTW

holy ****, rice subtracts bathroom break and break times from his hourly

Of course he deducts any time away from the table, it inflates his hourly by doing so. He also doesn't factor in all the hours he wastes table/room hopping. If he did then his hourly would be well under $10/hr. When the truth is that depressing; fantasy, denial and delusion kick into overdrive.


by pig4bill

What about Bill Tate? How could you forget him??!

my humblest apologies to Captain Trooper. yes, you are right, it is only alongside the loyal and fight-ready deputy Tate that we shall overcome the hAtErZ.


by angle_shooter

Of course he deducts any time away from the table, it inflates his hourly by doing so. He also doesn't factor in all the hours he wastes table/room hopping. If he did then his hourly would be well under $10/hr. When the truth is that depressing; fantasy, denial and delusion kick into overdrive.

Yup, massive cope going on.


by MyrnaFTW

holy ****, rice subtracts bathroom break and break times from his hourly , can someone please tell him that there are apps he can use besides that notation system he uses,
does he ever play any other variant than NLHE?

i thought i was pretty contrarion in some of my methods but this dude takes the cake.

any chance he is trolling us?

No troll, he has actually improved his system typing it up on a cracked smartphone, he used to use T9 on a flip phone.

Like Angle said, not only does it artificially inflate his hourly, but when you factor in federal and NY taxes — his hourly is probably like $7 or less. Diesel is probably one of the very few people in the world dumb enough to pay taxes on low stakes cash winnings and vain enough to keep minute by minute results to make himself look better.

It is most likely a similar story when we look at his “dominate” academic career. He was an A student but I’m guessing based on his horrible time management skills, he took roughly 3 times as long on assignments/studying as the next A student. Both are A students but Diesel’s inefficient, slow work output will never translate well to a real job outside of tutoring or teaching.


"Tracking poker session without and app"

Are we sure he didn't go to Hormel university instead of Cornell? Or is he a Wolf brand kind of guy?


by foatie

Who could be the stalker?

No Stalker at all/Delusions of gangstalking commonly associated with paranoid schizophrenics & QAnon believers: -250
An unhinged superfan: -150
An unhinged superfan obsessed with LT: +125
LVNightcrawler: +450
Roast King: +800
A 2+2 Thread Subscriber +1600

Only one person has means, motive, and opportunity.

LT


Look at the comments of the video.

Unless I'm reading it wrong, I don't think he knows Excel has formulas to let you do any math you ever need.

That might be one reason why he could never land a job.


by borg23

Not to mention the bun for the hot dog. It is a separate item from the hot dog according to Nomad.

Great crossover vlog - Rice joins the Ts at Costco.

Hilarity erupts!


He is obsessed with the possibility of losing data somehow, maybe on some **** phone he had years ago it happened. Also, most app trackers you can save the data to a spreadsheet anyway.







Rice doesn’t use Bravo?

This can’t be true.


by MyrnaFTW

any chance Diesel
is trolling us?

If you think about it, [Highlight]Diesel's whole life is one big troll.[/Highlight]


by Old Man Coffee

Does he not realize Excel will do all of the calculations for him? LOL.

and he blames society for why he couldn't get a job as an actuary


by Old Man Coffee

So much to unpack in this video. Does he not realize Excel will do all of the calculations for him? LOL.

Why is everything about this Ivy League educated lawyer so bizarre. It's like performance art.


by Turdzilla

Great crossover vlog - Rice joins the Ts at Costco.

Hilarity erupts!

I wonder if Rice knows you can get the $1.50 hot dog and drink without having a Costco membership.


by marknfw

I wonder if Rice knows you can get the $1.50 hot dog and drink without having a Costco membership.

All the Costcos are too far from the strip that gas will cause the deal not to be good.

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