English Football Season 2025-2026. Here we go again.

Looks like Saka has done his hamstring

Rice corners feel like 0.5 xG.

Is Saka dead? Sigh.

Yeah not looking too good. Odegaard out too. Kinda aids tbh.

Maybe this will prompt a few more signings. Welcome home Rodrygo

Remember last Monday when Leeds and Sunderland looked like they might buck the trend of promoted teams going straight back down again?

No, me neither

Playing for the Arsenal first team at 15 is absolutely mad.

Max Dowman on. Born in 2009 lol.

It really is

The very last day of 2009 too.

Can't be all that far away from players born the next decade getting a game LOL.

There was a cricketer in the IPL who hit a century who was born in 2011.

Mosquera looks like the worn down lieutenant in a crime drama. How the hell is he only 21?

4 seasons at Valencia will do that to you. Just ask Neville and he didnt even last half a season.

Dowman winning a pen. What a guy.

Gyökeres with the hair flings to the camera makes me think he is online too much

Stunning positive debut from Max. Just hope they don't overplay him.

Waiting with bated breath on Saka's injury.

Early reports of a ‘Grade 2’ hamstring injury.

Whatever that means..

Four to eight weeks according to l'internet.

This is getting a tad concerning now

Pep’s recap of the game..

Well thank god for the international break I guess.

Sorry pets.

Since Wanyama really. The clown who runs CFC was saying he's a terrible signing as he "can't pass", but unless you actually have someone who can win the ball against the likes of City, even if it was true he couldn't pass (it isn't) that's irrelevant anyway.

In his Fulham days he was great as well
Bayern and him didnt match but for Tottenham I'd say he is a great signing
Option to buy him at the end of the season is £27M
In current days I'd say that's a steal even though is already 30.
If he is 33 and he plays a quality season you can always sell him for £40M to the Saudis

To be fair we are *also* crying out for someone who can pass!

Everton's first game at their new stadium, all the players are gonna be ****ing desperate to write their name into history/pub quiz trivia and score the first goal at it. It would of course be lol if they lost it.

(Yeah I realise there's probably been some un reported youth/reserve games or something first and there will have been a literal first goalscorer in them but you know what I mean)

Rangers under Martin are a shambles, he's got to go

If Chris Wood scores another brace today I'll delete my FPL team*

That Welbeck miss is going to be memed.