Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k
I start this with some pictures:
nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV
nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4)
Paisting, your haters will only grow louder the more you win. Keep going
Can we get a pic of that juicy tenderloin and red wine? one time for the fans
any chance you can make a phenom Poker account? WE NEED YOU PAISTING, you can take it on jungleman and isildur after you have slaughtered your way through the nl5/10 gto regs.
Could you leave me some of that tenderloin?. Wishing you gl and hope you get three in a row.
You seem to be in the neighborhood of a break even player now which is a major step up congrats sir! What are you doing with all your extra money?
pretty sure he has quietly gotten rid of a lot of the rage-shoving preflop which would explain his improved results
Excellent job Paisting seriously, everyone starts somewhere and goes up from there
Hopefully the improvements continue. The next step should be not whining about running bad when you almost always run very well and are generally lucky. This improvement in mindset would do wonders for your results. Stop lying to yourself and focus on making good decisions consistently, instead of pretending you run bad.
Just betting big when they bet gto over small sizes to draw heavy boards. I have also started bluff rivers with high frequency.
Before you never had any chips left on the river so I think you’re secretly betting smaller than before and actually playing closer to GTO.
Good job
Paisting is GTO player now very nice
They know I'm bluffing but they can't do anything about it. They have seen some streamer saying "its never bluff on river" or "i block here with my set he never raises anything but flush here". It's in their habit. They want to call but they won't because they are afraid to show that hand to on forums or to some streamer because they got bullied because of bad play. Whales on those games that I play are making massive calling errors when pot is small but massive folding errors when pot is big.
Hopefully the improvements continue. The next step should be not whining about running bad when you almost always run very well and are generally lucky. This improvement in mindset would do wonders for your results. Stop lying to yourself and focus on making good decisions consistently, instead of pretending you run bad.
I'm improving whole internet poker scene to taking care of fair rng.
Poker is a ponzyscheme build on rake. Forget to be sucessfull only 1% of the people can. Leave poker behind and start a new Life... for gods sake!!
I must've slipped through a wormhole or something because the universe is definitely broken. The Paisting I know is a certified donation machine, losing 100+ BI like clockwork every month. Now he's actually making a profit? Did reality just decide to take a vacation? Someone please explain – my sense of balance is completely out of whack!
The whole May was total suckouts without any possibility of making profit. 80 dollars under ev and losing 150 dollars to 65-90% suckouts. Worst run was near around 2.5k hands where ev was on profit but total result over 100 dollars down.

4x 80%+ equity suckouts
8x 70-80% equity suckouts
8x 65-70% equity suckouts.

back to normal
in >12k hands only 4x he lost with over 80% equity? 4? and he says the RNG is rigged? bloody hell...thats sun running! Am i reading that right!?
What happened, Paisty?
Winning month streak = buckbroken
To be fair after the first 4k hands it could have been a shiteside worse. Any idea what happened in the first 4k bud?
Looks like you played pretty decent (first 3k hands) while running below EV many buyins, which is very positive to see.
