*** A World Cup Without Denmark Is Like a 'Murica Without Obama - Summer LC/NC NSFW ***

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I was in da winterly south too, just different continent. Goodairmöller was not that bad but Mountainclipmöller was freaking cold. Old WSOPhomemöller was like much moar tropical obv. Pretty cool place actually. But in Spainmöller now. Well all those countries are much moar footballcraziesmöller than we are anyway.
I saw them on those streets in multiple latinamerimöllers. Yes, there were the homelessmöllers, alcomöllers, drogamöllers and whatnot but the most degen junkies were the Paninistickertypes lol. They accumulated and traded those cards on the street like true degens. That's why the FIFAmafiamöller can get away with all dis. Peeps are just too addicted.
Well, in case you haven't heard, they ruined it for everyone now before Drumpf even got into the conversation. 48 countries now, lol. And the first 32 qualify for the KO rounds. Prolly, if ICEmöller doesn't shoot or imprison everyone first, you could watch it from the round of the last 16 for some decent competitive games.
Ah well, if Denmark isn't in I might just completely skip it, f that nazi cup anyways. How did the Denmarkians manage to do that? Maybe they could ask Curacaomöller in the German group to play for them, might get slightly less embarrassingmöller.

16 days booked in Sylt this summer. You german punks should come visit Sammy while he's there.

Why would I go to Germanmöller? That's pretty boring lol. I tend to only go there when I can't avoid it. Often I even avoid the Germaniacs in KPGmöller or like kinda pretend I'm not one of them. It's terribru 😀 Well some of them are alright. Not everyone tho. But even if they are, like you don't wanna stay around the same kind of folks always that you know exactly how they think, what they do and whatnot. It's depressing.
Anyways, I've never been to Syltmöller, but have fun. I heard there were some nazis shouting around last summer or something like that. I apologize for dese misguided fellas.

Piss in the water so you can drink it later.

Unbelievable

Wat? RIP stonks. Only Obama can save us now.

I'm here for the fiddle and the pissmoller and the world cup.

Banmöller. Thou shalt have no Drumpfs before me.

^Je krijgt een ban

Come on Canada! Score a flippin goal!

USA up later today!

you mean earlier tomorrow

You mean later yesterday

All dat time travelmöller and you have nothing better to do than to watch the nazi cup? Well, mmmkay, I'll admit I have watched most of da first two games. But only bcos they were in Canada and Mexico and my current hotel has it on TV 😉 Well, I might watch it here and dere in da fourth reich. 🙂 I'm in the wrong countries presently to escape dat fully. But that FIFA logo already tilts me to no end. Sneaked into replays with that gold and whatnot, looks like a Drumpf logo that has been cannibalized and dead but still glimpsing back into life here and dere before being fully castrated by a black hole.

So, that's exactly what I meant. I'm presently in the port of the gal of the möller. It apparently has at least 4 TV channels dedicated to showing, no not a match or whatever, they are dedicated to showing the glorious arrival of the portumöller team at the glorious west palm beachmöller airport with flightmaps and whatnot. They already had live coverage and commentarymöller earlier today from their departure from Lisbonmöller.
Mind you today is also a day of the biggest portuculturemöller festival of the year, that was on one channel. Some trashy big brother clone is shown on two channels. I blame Morph.

Why is Obama not in se strating formation? Nobody will be able to explain it until the end of al times, rpolly... All rogged by ornage Baron GHarkonnen and WElon.

USA looking dope! 2 nil

They rigged it for Trump.

Australia play in the World Cup today. I can name exactly 0 Australian players.

Haven't looked yet, but I say Smith!

No Smith :(, but did you know that the Oz team is officially nicknamed the "Socceroos"?